Category: Movies

  • Zero Charisma (2013)

    Zero Charisma (2013)

    Dungeons & Dragons turned 40 years old in January of this year (2014). In recognition, we are rebranding our site for one week to Now Very Beholder… and focusing just on the films that star or in some way revolve around D&D.

    Dungeons and Dragons


    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    2013 indie may hit a little close to home for gamers, but that’s a sign of how well the filmmakers portray genuine human foibles & passion.

    Zero Charisma

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Zero Charisma:

    Of all the human traits, possibly the hardest to portray on-screen is earnestness. Being sincere and passionate about something is nearly guaranteed to invite ridicule, both on screen and in life. It takes a combination of courage, confidence and thick skin to really put yourself out there and go for it. Film portrayals of such people generally show one of two tones, both of which reflect our own preconceived views: this genuineness is corny and trite (with an option on refreshing, depending on the film and the likability of the actor), or this intensity is disturbing and laughable. I have little time for the former and none for the latter.

    Zero Charisma

    It may come as a surprise to regular readers to hear that I value earnestness above almost all other traits in film. The ability to overcome the inherent limitations I mentioned mean that when you succeed you often end up with something truly special.

    I love snarkiness – I got my Boy Scout badge for snark, I wrote my thesis on snark. But while well-cultivated and practiced sarcasm is indeed an art, it’s often easy. Anyone can sit on the sidelines and take cheap shots – and no one enjoys it more than I – but eschewing the low-hanging fruit and going for satire beyond spoof is much more difficult and requires real skill. The rewards are worth it.

    Zero Charisma

    Such is the challenge with Zero Charisma or indeed any movie that handles a subject matter or interest that is frequently treated with derisive mockery. As with any movie about geek culture, you worry that the film is just going to make fun of the characters. When I settle in to one of these my radar is up from the start, looking for trouble – you have to stay frosty.

    Zero Charisma doesn’t shy away from the jokes or the obvious stereotypes, but it succeeds in doing so in an inclusive manner that feels more like self-deprecation than insult.

    Zero Charisma

    The main character of the story, Scott Weidemeyer (brilliantly played by Sam Eidson – I’m sure we’ll be seeing more of him) certainly checks off all of the predictable boxes: obsessive, overweight, under-sexed, leather wearing, dead-end job having, heavy metal listening, loser living at home while planning masterful campaigns of his own design for a small group of “friends” that he doesn’t respect and barely tolerates. Dungeon Master is an extremely accurate title for reasons that Gygax & Arneson probably couldn’t have anticipated.

    On top of that, he’s unbelievably rigid and arrogant in every facet of his life, severely stunting his ability to have success outside of the game. He’s pretty hard to like. But when one of his players quits the game in an effort to keep his marriage from falling apart and Scott finds that the only possible replacement player in town that he hasn’t alienated is a hipster whose presence disrupts the perfectly ordered group Scott has developed, even his game life begins to fall apart.

    Zero Charisma

    It’s interesting, but a number of the comments I read online about the film were very much pro-Scott and overwhelmingly negative to Miles, the too-cool-for-school hipster ably played by Garrett Graham. People went off on the “fake geeks” who are now into gaming because it’s cool. Clearly the filmmakers have hit a nerve. These same people acknowledged that Scott maybe took things a bit too far. He didn’t take things a bit too far – he’s over the edge and down the lane.

    But I completely understand the impulse to defend the intense Dungeon Master. We’ve all known a Scott. Truth be told, we’ve all probably been him to a greater or lesser degree at some point. Everyone knows what it’s like to care passionately for something that others are indifferent towards. Everyone knows the dreadful feeling when something you’ve always been in control of begins to slip from your grasp. No matter how wonderful your life is, we’ve all had moments when situations have changed for us and our sense of security or peace feels under siege. And that’s surely what is happening here. This isn’t a story solely about one man’s game being turned upside down. His world is being turned upside down, with his job & home life, and so when his one refuge, the one successful part of his existence is under threat from his own attitude as much as from the hipster interloper, it’s too much.

    Zero Charisma

    Zero Charisma is really cringe-worthy at times – it shows genuine human emotions in all of their ugliness. But it’s very funny and also enjoyable to watch. Along with Scott’s intensity there is also an accompanying trait of sincerity that endears him to you, for all of his behavior. Matters are helped remarkably by the performance of Eidson, who I hope to see a lot more of. Highly recommended.

    Poster:

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    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Zero Charisma Representation Test
    [schema type=”movie” url=”http://tribecafilm.com/tribecafilm/filmguide/zerocharisma” name=”Zero Charisma” description=”As the strict Game Master of a fantasy role-playing game, Scott (Sam Eidson) leads his friends in a weekly quest through mysterious lands from the safety of his grandmother’s kitchen. But his mastery of his own domain starts to slip — along with everything else in his life — when neo-nerd hipster Miles (Garrett Graham) joins the game, winning over the group with his confident charm and dethroning Scott with an unexpected coup. Caught in delusions of grandeur, Scott must roll the dice and risk everything to expose Miles as the fraud he believes him to be. A darkly comedic fable of epic proportions, Zero Charisma is an ode to nerds from every realm.” director_1=”Katie Graham” director_2=”Andrew Matthews” actor_1=”Sam Eidson” actor_2=”Brock England” actor_3=”Garrett Graham”]

    Main Cast Sam Eidson Scott, Brock England Wayne, Garrett Graham Miles, Anne Gee Byrd Wanda
    Rating Not Rated
    Release Date Fri 11 Oct 2013 UTC
    Director Katie Graham, Andrew Matthews
    Genres Comedy
    Plot An overgrown nerd who serves as Game Master of a fantasy board game finds his role as leader of the misfits put into jeopardy when a new initiate enters the group.
    Poster Zero Charisma
    Runtime 86
    Tagline
    Writers Andrew Matthews (written by)
    Year 2013
  • Dark Dungeons: The Movie (2014)

    Dark Dungeons: The Movie (2014)

    Dungeons & Dragons turned 40 years old in January of this year (2014). In recognition, we are rebranding our site for one week to Now Very Beholder… and focusing just on the films that star or in some way revolve around D&D.

    Dungeons and Dragons


    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Live-action short film version of the completely ridiculous scare-mongering comic pamphlet of the same name should be funny, but it isn’t…

    Dark Dungeons

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Dark Dungeons: The Movie:

    Occasionally I read about projects that are seemingly perfect, only to be underwhelmed by the result. I wholly applaud this idea and the effort that went into it. I just really didn’t enjoy it at all.

    Dark Dungeons was an alarmist comic strip put out in 1984 by an evangelical nutjob whose name I won’t repeat because I’d hate for even one person to increase his web traffic. His company puts out “tracts”, series of pamplets, often in comic form that are the ideological and well-reasoned equivalent of the guy walking through the train station screaming at the top of his lungs about going to hell. It’s probably genuinely intended to help people but as well-meaning as it may be, it’s hateful, ignorant stuff that generally gives respectful Christians a bad name.

    In 1984 Dungeons & Dragons was white hot and wackos everywhere were getting concerned that this stuff was satanic and dangerous. I eagerly look forward to a time when all right-thinking people will be able to look back on this type of propaganda and see it for the shameful fear-mongering rubbish that it is.

    Dark Dungeons

    So on paper, the idea of doing a satire based on this material seems to be a surefire hit. This is ripe for spoofing. But I’m sorry to say that as much as I wanted to enjoy Dark Dungeons: The Movie I found it joyless and tiresome – even at only 40 minutes.

    It just isn’t funny. I may have completely missed the tone they were going for here, and if so, hey, my bad. I thought this was supposed to be a send-up. Maybe I misunderstood – they may have been playing it completely straight so you could see for yourself how ridiculous these fears are. And if that’s the case – nailed it. Because it’s really well done. The production quality is great for the short money they spent and just succeeding in making a film for so little cash is impressive. But it sure seemed to be marketed as a comedy – every piece I read talked about how funny it was.

    Also, isn’t going after a 30 year old bit of trash a little like making Richard Nixon jokes? It is possible to turn the lens on an ancient stupidity well after the fact (see Life of Brian or Cradle Will Rock) but middle distances are much harder and unless there is a modern allegory you had better have a very sharp pencil to make it work.

    I really wanted to like a picture with such a great premise, that of sticking it to ignorant people by using their own words against them. Sadly, I couldn’t get behind the execution. The film is so faithful to the original work that they received permission for this adaptation. When the people you’re trying to insult are perfectly happy with what you’re doing, who’s getting the last laugh? Spewing out hateful doggerel verbatim for 40 minutes simply did not achieve a sense of amusement or satirize the original work. It just grated. Go watch Mazes & Monsters instead…

    Poster:

    Dark Dungeons

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test & The Representation Test Score:

    I’m not doing these for this thing; it fails automatically based on the source material.

    [schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.darkdungeonsthemovie.com/” name=”Dark Dungeons: The Movie” description=”Innocent students Debbie and Marcie arrive at college eager to save souls, but will they be able to save their own when they’re seduced by the exotic and sinister world of role playing games?” director=”L. Gabriel Gonda” ]http://www.darkdungeonsthemovie.com/

    Main Cast Alyssa Kay Debbie, Anastasia Higham Marcie, Tracy Hyland Mistress Frost, Trevor Cushman Mike
    Rating
    Release Date Thu 14 Aug 2014 UTC
    Director L. Gabriel Gonda
    Genres Short, Drama, Fantasy, Horror
    Plot Two college students are seduced into the evil cult of role playing games.
    Poster
    Runtime 40
    Tagline
    Writers Jack Chick (comic), JR Ralls (as Ralls Jr.) (screenplay)
    Year 2014
  • Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

    Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    How huge was this movie? It was released in December & was still the biggest hit of 1984 & the highest grossing R-rated film of all time…

    Beverly Hills Cop

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Beverly Hills Cop:

    Beverly Hills Cop was released 30 years ago today; I just watched it again for the first time in many years. In hindsight, actually watching the movie really wasn’t necessary – I must have seen it 30 times in the 80’s. Still, I could hardly believe upon rewatch how completely I remembered every line, every scene.

    I was curious to see if the film still holds up, though, and it certainly does. A lot of these action comedies do, so long as they are careful not to tie themselves too closely to current trends. So while the 1980’s are clearly alive and well in Beverly Hills Cop, the movie more or less could take place at any time. I don’t recall a single pop culture reference that pinned the movie to 1984 and ran the risk of making it irrelevant. (There is a great bit about doing an interview of Michael Jackson for Rolling Stone magazine, but since both the magazine and MJ’s career spanned multiple decades even that gag still plays.)

    Beverly Hills Cop

    I probably don’t need to recount what an enormous success this film was, and I certainly can skip any summary of the plot. This movie was a monster. The best parallel is certainly Ghostbusters, 1984’s other massive, you gotta see it smash hit. As I’ve noted here before, 1984 saw a higher than average number of big-time movies, but the ones that had the largest pop culture impact had to be Ghostbusters and Beverly Hills Cop. On what do I base this assessment? T-shirts. True, both films had huge selling soundtracks packed with charting singles that filled the airwaves for months, but so did Purple Rain. But after Beverly Hills Cop, people actually wanted Mumford Phys Ed shirts, just because Eddie Murphy’s character wore one. Think about that; a character in an R-rated comedy wears a faded t-shirt from an Illinois high school and suddenly people all over the world are ordering it.

    Beverly Hills Cop

    There’s a lot of reasons why this movie was such a success:

    • It’s a quality production, made by talented filmmakers like director Martin Brest and DP Bruce Surtees
    • Daniel Petrie, Jr.’s script is great
    • The supporting actors are great, including 80’s stalwarts like Ronny Cox, Paul Reiser, Bronson Pinchot, Judge Reinhold & John Ashton (who would team up with Martin Brest again in 1988’s Midnight Run)
    Beverly Hills Cop
    Damon Wayans at left…

    But really it all comes down to Eddie Murphy. He was unbelievably hot at the time, but this is his first starring role – the first test of whether he could carry a picture by himself. The answer, of course, is a resounding yes, as his charisma and wit from stand-up and Saturday Night Live are just as evident here.

    Beverly Hills Cop

    The physical work from 48 Hrs. evidently paid off, as well, as while the movie is rightly remembered for the comedy, the action end of the equation is very strong. The 1980’s certainly hosted a lot of these action comedies and the one thing they had in common is an authenticity in the effects. There’s a weight to the car crashes and fights, necessitated by a lack of digital technology that frankly kept these things a bit grounded in reality – while of course being anything but realistic.

    Beverly Hills Cop

    Finally, a word about the female lead, Lisa Eilbacher as Jenny Summers. (Actually, she’s the only named female in the film. Also one of only two women who speak in the movie. Now that I reflect on it, I don’t think I remember seeing the camera focus on even five women in the whole picture. Even the strippers are relegated to the background.) Anyway, it’s great and practically unique, but the character of Jenny is not the love interest. She and Axel are friends and nothing more. It’s sort of refreshing.

    (That’s the optimistic side of me; the pessimistic side of me wonders if she would have remained a love interest – as she was in earlier versions of the story when Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone were attached to the project – if the lead character were white.)

    Beverly Hills Cop

    Beverly Hills Cop is that rare modern movie that works almost exactly as well as it did on its release date 30 years ago. Go watch it again – just watch out for the banana in the tailpipe…

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    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (3 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Beverly Hills Cop Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Beverly Hills Cop” description=”A freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.” director=”Martin Brest” actor_1=”Eddie Murphy” ]

    Main Cast Eddie Murphy Axel Foley, Judge Reinhold Det. Billy Rosewood, John Ashton Sgt. Taggart, Lisa Eilbacher Jenny Summers
    Rating R
    Release Date Wed 05 Dec 1984 UTC
    Director Martin Brest
    Genres Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Thriller
    Plot A freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.
    Poster Beverly Hills Cop
    Runtime 105
    Tagline In Detroit a cop learns to take the heat. In L.A. he learns to keep his cool. [Theatrical Australia]
    Writers Daniel Petrie Jr. (screenplay), Danilo Bach (story) …
    Year 1984
  • Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Classic Capra-corn launched Jimmy Stewart into the stratosphere. Anchored by great acting, wonderful picture though cornball & far too long.

    Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington:

    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is such a classic, a hokey throwback as comforting as a slice of warm apple pie, that it’s incredible to realize that it was wildly controversial at the time of its release, 75 years ago. Remember, this was 1939; when Mr. Smith Goes to Washington premiered on October 17th of that year, it was against a backdrop of global tension. World War II had just begun a month earlier with Germany’s invasion of Poland and America was not receptive to a film that was perceived as critical of the United States government. Many members of Congress & the Senate protested what they saw as un-American and unflattering portrayal of the government and many prominent individuals called for the ban or withdrawal of the film.

    Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

    Fortunately, once they’d seen the picture, most sensible people came to their senses and saw the film for the patriotic piece that it is. Even the humorless censors in Will Hays’ office of the Motion Picture Production Code got a grip after reading the screenplay and heartily endorsed it.

    Because the fact is, while the film certainly does paint Washington as a town suffering the presence of corrupt individuals in a sea of cynicism: 1) the truth is defense against defamation, and more importantly, 2) Frank Capra made a career goal out of finding the good in all people and celebrating the power of an individual to help others find the best in themselves. That’s the Capra style (some clever wag dubbed it Capra-corn) and Mr. Smith is one of the most compelling examples. Far from showing the worst about the American government, the satire was viewed as the fair criticism of select individuals that it is and not a condemnation of the system. Through protagonist Jefferson Smith (Stewart) Capra delivers some of his most heartfelt and loving praise of democracy.

    Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

    It really is an inspirational film. It’s about as subtle as a brick to the head, though. As the saying goes, they don’t make em like this anymore. That’s good and bad. Modern filmgoers will never truly be able to accept the earnest wholesomeness of this period of films and Capra in particular. The world has changed too much. That we may therefore miss out on a simpler and more sincere message movie like this one is unfortunate. However, no one should miss the obvious grandstanding of these pictures or the heavy-handed dialogue delivered by former silent film stars projecting their performances to the back row.

    Mr. Smith Goes To Washington

    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington may be too long and obvious, but it’s heart and quality are unassailable. Stewart is brilliant and creates the fiercely individual screen presence he will grace us with for his entire career. Claude Rains turns in one in a long line of subtle and elegant performances and the whole picture can get your blood stirring if you let it. Highly recommended…

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

    Hey, it was 1939, what do you expect…

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Representation Test

     

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” description=”A naive man is appointed to fill a vacancy in the US Senate. His plans promptly collide with political corruption, but he doesn’t back down.” director=”Frank Capra” actor_1=”James Stewart” ]

    Main Cast James Stewart Jefferson Smith, Jean Arthur Saunders, Claude Rains Senator Joseph Paine, Edward Arnold Jim Taylor
    Rating Not Rated
    Release Date Thu 19 Oct 1939 UTC
    Director Frank Capra
    Genres Drama
    Plot A naive man is appointed to fill a vacancy in the US Senate. His plans promptly collide with political corruption, but he doesn’t back down.
    Poster Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
    Runtime 129
    Tagline Capra at his greatest!
    Writers Sidney Buchman (screen play), Lewis R. Foster (story)
    Year 1939
  • #140RVW: The Book of Life (2014)

    #140RVW: The Book of Life (2014)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Very funny & absolutely gorgeous celebration of Día de los Muertos. Over-reliance on pop culture gags & music cheapens otherwise great film.

    The Book of Life

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Book of Life:

    Will write full review later, but it was great and you should go see it.

    Also make sure to watch the breathtakingly beautiful short film Día de los Muertos, by Ashley Graham, Kate Reynolds and Lindsey St. Pierre. It’s one of the most effective short films that I have ever seen. Achieves so much in such a short time…http://youtu.be/-v4-1wFEzM0

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    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: B (8 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    The Book of Life Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.bookoflifemovie.com/” name=”The Book of Life” description=”Manolo, a young man who is torn between fulfilling the expectations of his family and following his heart, embarks on an adventure that spans three fantastic worlds where he must face his greatest fears.” director=”Jorge R. Gutierrez” producer=”Guillermo del Toro” actor_1=”Diego Luna” ]

    Main Cast Diego Luna Manolo (voice), Zoe Saldana Maria (voice), Channing Tatum Joaquin (voice), Ron Perlman Xibalba (voice)
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 17 Oct 2014 UTC
    Director Jorge R. Gutierrez
    Genres Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Romance
    Plot Manolo, a young man who is torn between fulfilling the expectations of his family and following his heart, embarks on an adventure that spans three fantastic worlds where he must face his greatest fears.
    Poster The Book of Life
    Runtime 95
    Tagline
    Writers Douglas Langdale (co-writer), Jorge R. Gutierrez (screenplay)
    Year 2014