Category: Movies

  • Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)

    Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Joe Johnston’s directorial debut sure takes a long time to get going; feels like 20 minutes of exposition. Pity, cause payoff’s pretty good.

    Honey I Shrunk The Kids

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids:

    Let’s be clear: I’m reviewing this solely because it’s the 25th anniversary of the movie (I’m sort of a slave to this anniversary thing – may need to do something about that). Because previously I wouldn’t have been caught dead watching this movie. It came out when I was 16 and an opinionated jerk who probably would have classified this as the nadir of film. Which just further illustrates my snobbery and the perils of same – because Honey, I Shrunk the Kids was not bad at all. In fact, as a 41 year old opinionated jerk, I fully appreciated it for the solid family adventure it is.

    Honey I Shrunk The Kids

    The movie starts off really slowly. It really does – the setup for the actual shrinking event must be 20 minutes of not very interesting exposition. It certainly feels that way, anyways.

    Rick Moranis plays the absent-minded professor, in this movie named Wayne Szalinski. I hardly need tell you what kind of character he is, since this is a standard archetype. The film feels it is necessary, though, so we spend a ton of time learning that his wife is considering leaving him, his colleagues don’t respect him, his inventions are buggy, his relationship with his kids borders on absenteeism, and he fights with his neighbor. The neighbors are similarly over-written as Russ Thompson Sr (Matt Frewer) struggles with his sons, particularly Russ Jr (Thomas Wilson Brown), who doesn’t want anything to do with his father’s interests. Both men are married – to Diane (Marcia Strassman) & Mae (Kristine Sutherland), respectively – but it barely matters since neither woman is given much to do.

    Honey I Shrunk The Kids

    Wayne has built a machine to shrink items but it doesn’t work until a freak accident causes, blah, blah, blah. You get the picture. After a career spent as the technical talent behind some major productions, director Joe Johnston would eventually become quite a good director. With this first foray, however, he needed to learn from the adage “don’t bore us, get to the chorus”. Once we’re actually into the plot, however, the movie picks up nicely and his roots as an effects artist and art director on some of the biggest adventure pictures of all time make for a great foray into fun fantasy, if a bit limited by budget in this instance.

    The four kids – Russ Jr & Ron Thompson (Jared Rushton), Amy (Amy O’Neill) & Nick Szalinski (Robert Oliveri) – must navigate the back yard to get back to the house, all while shrunk to ¼“. This, of course, is where the movie finds its footing and becomes the kind of movie that kids love. Seeing it for the first time, now an adult (ehh, sort of) it didn’t hit me the same way my daughter enjoyed it, but I could absolutely see the quality and the appeal. I’m not going to outline all of the adventures or gags, but it’s good stuff that still works on today’s youth, even though the effects show their age.

    Honey I Shrunk The Kids

    Yes, it’s a Disney movie, with all that implies, but Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is a solid, well-made family film that ages better than I would have expected. Might have been more enjoyable with a ten-minute haircut, but that also would have probably reduced the screen time of Matt Frewer, whom I love, so let’s call it square. Recommended.

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    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: B (7 pts)

    Honey I Shrunk The Kids Representation Test

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/) [schema type=”movie” url=”http://movies.disney.com/honey-i-shrunk-the-kids” name=”Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” description=”The scientist father of a teenage girl and boy accidentally shrinks his and two other neighborhood teens to the size of insects. Now the teens must fight diminutive dangers as the father searches for them.” director=”Joe Johnston” actor_1=”Rick Moranis” actor_2=”Matt Frewer” ]

    Main Cast Rick Moranis Wayne Szalinski, Matt Frewer Big Russ Thompson, Marcia Strassman Diane Szalinski, Kristine Sutherland Mae Thompson
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 23 Jun 1989 UTC
    Director Joe Johnston
    Genres Adventure, Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi
    Plot The scientist father of a teenage girl and boy accidentally shrinks his and two other neighborhood teens to the size of insects. Now the teens must fight diminutive dangers as the father searches for them.
    Poster Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
    Runtime 93
    Tagline The most astonishing, innovative, backyard adventure of all time!
    Writers Stuart Gordon (story) &, Brian Yuzna (story) …
    Year 1989
  • Drugstore Cowboy (1989)

    Drugstore Cowboy (1989)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Shocking, layered, magical, transporting masterpiece – Gus Van Sant burst onto scene with a wholly original film that blew everyone away…

    Drugstore Cowboy

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Drugstore Cowboy:

    One of the great things about cinema is the ability to peel back the curtain to show the audience something they may have never seen before and expose them to entire ways of life that are completely foreign. Gus Van Sant’s 1989 masterpiece Drugstore Cowboy paints a portrait of the drug lifestyle that is completely unique to anything that had come before and helped to usher in a new age for independent film.

    Drugstore Cowboy

    The story by Van Sant and Daniel Yost is based on the then unpublished autobiography of long-time drug addict James Fogle, who robbed drugstores to support his habit. The screenplay follows the character of Bob Hughes (Matt Dillon) and his wife Dianne (Kelly Lynch) as they try to keep the high going in Portland, Oregon in 1971 by robbing drugstores with the help of junior junkie couple Rick (James LeGros) & Nadine (Heather Graham in her 2nd film).

    Drugstore Cowboy

    Bob and his young protégés are constantly trying to stay high and ahead of the law, pursued by the dogged Detective Gentry (James Remar), whose desire to lock up Bob is matched by an almost fatherly concern for the young thief. Among fellow low-life junkies and cops, can Bob make a change in his life?

    Drugstore Cowboy

    The picture is just so good. There’s gritty realism and gallows humor mixed evenly with drug euphoria and dramatic excellence. It’s a fascinating portrait of addiction and low-life thievery in the 1970’s, but the story is really timeless. When the superstitious Bob is driven out of town, Drugstore Cowboy turns into a road picture for its second act, which keeps it very fresh.

    Drugstore Cowboy

    The acting is uniformly excellent. This is Dillon’s favorite of his films – it’s certainly his best performance and arguably reinvented him as a serious actor for the second act of his career. All of the supporting players shine in their own way, with Lynch being particularly sympathetic and impressive. There is a small part by William S. Burroughs that is spellbinding and led me into a huge Burroughs phase after seeing him first here.

    Drugstore Cowboy

    The film covers the depravity of the junkie lifestyle with unflinching realism but also no small amount of humor. Bob is incredibly charismatic and it’s easy to find the romance in the lifestyle depicted. But Van Sant displays a great sense of timing and tone in the way he contrasts the highs and lows. It was really refreshing and eye-opening at the time, and still plays.

    Drugstore Cowboy

    Probably Van Sant’s best picture, Drugstore Cowboy is just as unique as it was on this day 25 years ago. This is a film with something to say and continues to be relevant and important despite the period setting of the tale. Highly recommended…

    Drugstore Cowboy

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Drugstore Cowboy Representation Test
    [schema type=”movie” name=”Drugstore Cowboy” description=”The story follows Bob Hughes (Matt Dillon) and his crew of drug addicts as they travel across the U.S. Pacific Northwest in 1971, supporting their habit by robbing pharmacies and hospitals. After a tragedy strikes the group, Bob decides to try to “go straight”, but finds that there is more to extricating himself from the drug user’s lifestyle than just giving up drugs.” director=”Gus Van Sant” actor_1=”Matt Dillon” actor_2=”Kelly Lynch”]

    Main Cast Matt Dillon Bob, Kelly Lynch Dianne, James Le Gros Rick, Heather Graham Nadine
    Rating R
    Release Date Sun 01 Oct 1989 UTC
    Director Gus Van Sant (as Gus Van Sant Jr.)
    Genres Crime, Drama
    Plot A pharmacy-robbing dope fiend and his crew pop pills and evade the law.
    Poster Drugstore Cowboy
    Runtime 102
    Tagline
    Writers James Fogle (novel), Gus Van Sant (as Gus Van Sant Jr.) (screenplay) …
    Year 1989
  • It Runs in the Family “My Summer Story” (1994)

    It Runs in the Family “My Summer Story” (1994)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    If you were ever wondering why they never made a sequel to “A Christmas Story”, they did. It took 11 years & lightning doesn’t strike twice.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story:

    I discovered this movie over the summer when going out looking for Jean Shepherd material after doing my review of The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters. I still haven’t worked my way through all of the gems I unearthed, but with time you’ll see them all reviewed here and I sincerely hope it brings some much needed attention to this amazing talent.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    It’s frankly surprising that I hadn’t gone hunting for this before now, as the first thing I usually do when enjoying a film or book is look into what sequels or related projects were made. Chalk it up to the fact that A Christmas Story is so omnipresent that it’s hard to remember a time when it was simply a new movie. Besides, while it took me 41 years to discover this “sequel”, it took them 11 years to make one, so I’d say we were all a little late to the party. Now, on its 20th anniversary I can finally shine some light on this forgotten picture.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    To be totally truthful, the movie is less forgotten than never noticed. I never even heard of it and I’m not in the minority – the picture flopped – hard. I’m not trying to pile on here or make a federal case of it, but it seems perfectly obvious why it tanked:

    • The movie came out 11 years after A Christmas Story. By that time anyone who had seen the original picture had likely forgotten it because it really hadn’t taken off yet as a cable mainstay. Were this movie to have come out merely a year or two later when the first film was being shown around the clock and may well have been a hit. Presuming of course that it had been marketed well, which leads me to my next point;
    • The original title of My Summer Story was changed to It Runs In The Family* because the studio didn’t want to invite comparisons to A Christmas Story. That’s your biggest selling point! Without the connection to that classic film you just have a retro coming of age story that the 1990’s were littered with. I get that you don’t want to raise expectations too much, but you only discourage that relationship in peoples minds if you think you have a dog on your hands.
    • In a case of supremely bad timing, this movie about summer was released in late September. Who wants to watch a movie about all the exciting things that can happen in the great time of year that you just missed?

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    *Interesting tidbit about the title; this picture features 2 of the Culkin brothers as the Parker boys; a 3rd Culkin (Rory) was in the 2003 Kirk Douglas movie that re-used the name “It Runs in the Family”.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    The story of the film once again follows the exploits of the Parker family and is similarly structured to other Jean Shepherd stories; intertwining plot lines of quaint absurdities, narrated with Shepherd’s captivating delivery. The stories are classic Shepherd, coming mostly from “In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash”, Bob Clark repeats his directorial duties and nothing has been done to radically change the tone.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    In this one, Ralphie does battle with the neighborhood bully over the top game “Kill”, Mrs. Parker strives to complete her collection of celebrity-branded dishes from the local theatre and The Old Man’s troubles with neighbors the Bumpeses escalate out of control.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    But while the formula is the same, the result falls quite short. Why? Is it too simplistic to suggest that it just isn’t as funny? Because it really isn’t. Oh, there are other problems – Charles Grodin, while very good, simply can’t live up to the standard set by Darren McGavin as The Old Man; the Bumpus thing falls victim to the Louis Tully rule and is completely over the top – but mainly the gags just aren’t as entertaining.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    The biggest issue with the picture, though, is probably that these adventures, while amusing, are terribly specific and non-universal. The quest for the perfect top isn’t really about the kids game, of course, any more than A Christmas Story was about BB guns, but the absence of a major uniting theme such as the holidays in his previous stories prevents My Summer Story from really landing that solid punch. There’s nothing connecting these anecdotes to a larger vision and so it feels more like a series of funny stories.

    It Runs In The Family / My Summer Story

    At the end of the day, it’s still Jean Shepherd waxing poetic about his halcyon days, preserving an idyllic vision of Americana that we all want to believe in. While My Summer Story may not reach the heights of its holiday themed brethren, it is a fun and worthwhile picture.

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    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    It Runs In The Family Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”It Runs In the Family” description=”It is now summer in the Parker family; and the usual amount of numerous events are happening in their separate lives. Ralphie is searching for the perfect top to use to beat the school bully with, the Old Man is in battle with their hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpus, while eagerly awaiting the discovery of the perfect fishing spot, and the Mother is attempting to collect all of the pieces of a glass china set at a local movie theater.” director=”Bob Clark” actor_1=”Charles Grodin” actor_2=”Kieran Culkin” actor_3=”Mary Steenburgen”]

    Main Cast Charles Grodin Mr. Parker (The Old Man), Kieran Culkin Ralph ‘Ralphie’ Parker, Mary Steenburgen Mrs. Parker (Mother), Christian Culkin Randy Parker
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 23 Sep 1994 UTC
    Director Bob Clark
    Genres Comedy, Family
    Plot It is now summer in the Parker family; and the usual amount of numerous events are happening in their separate lives…
    Poster It Runs in the Family
    Runtime 85
    Tagline
    Writers Jean Shepherd (as J. Shepherd) (novels), Jean Shepherd (screenplay) …
    Year 1994
  • The Boxtrolls (2014)

    The Boxtrolls (2014)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Funny & visually astonishing picture. Well-realized world is quite ugly, though. Lacks visual & musical punch of Burton’s stop motion work.

    The Boxtrolls

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Boxtrolls:

    Based on the children’s book Here Be Monsters! by Alan Snow, The Boxtrolls is a solid, meticulously made film that I really enjoyed. Not sure of its rewatch appeal, however.

    The Boxtrolls

    While the titular characters are unique and interesting, the story is neither. In a grubby world, a shady and deceitful pest exterminator is using a manufactured crisis to make people fear Boxtrolls and gain power. If the story is familiar, reach for Grimm’s Fairy Tales on your bookshelf and look under Pied Piper. Better still, read Terry Pratchett’s Carnegie Medal winning The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, which sends up the fairy tale to better effect and is strikingly similar enough to this picture that I’d probably lawyer up.

    The Boxtrolls

    That’s not to say that the story isn’t entertaining, it’s just not horribly original. The enjoyment of the picture comes almost completely from the Boxtrolls. The human characters are so cookie-cutter and archetypical that they provide few laughs. (With the exception of the troll-catcher assistants Mr. Trout & Mr. Pickles, voiced by Nick Frost and Richard Ayoade, respectively. Tracy Morgan also voices a third, Mr. Gristle, but he’s not all that enjoyable.)

    The Boxtrolls

    The film is only 97 minutes, but frankly overlong at that. There are far too many characters and they really just spend a lot of time reinforcing the characterization that was immediately evident at their introduction. I mean that the characters are well-defined right at the start, so more time with them should be spent on developing them further – but that doesn’t happen. The bad guy is bad right away – he doesn’t get more bad or less bad. But he has a TON of dialogue and scenes. The whole power conceit involves this idea that the people in charge of the town wear white hats and sit around eating cheese. They are led by Lord Portley-Rind (Jared Harris), father to a girl named Winnie (Elle Fanning). He is pompous self-obsessed and non-involved in his daughter’s life. She is upset that he ignores her. They do this dance through the whole picture – it never develops. Neither seems to realize that there is a Mrs. Portley-Rind. According to the credits by the wonderful Toni Collette, but if she spoke in the entire movie I missed it.

    The Boxtrolls

    The reason that I quite enjoyed this movie despite the aforementioned shortcomings is the trolls – they are wonderful, possessing all of the depth and character development that the humans lack. The entire picture in a way revolves around these creatures. Not simply the story, but the look of the film. The Boxtrolls look wonderful and set the tone – unfortunately this leads to a production design that is in a word ugly. It really just looks unpleasant, while at the same time being wonderfully realized. I haven’t seen Laika’s other films, Coraline & ParaNorman, but from the footage I’ve seen they share a design sensibility so I guess that’s the studio’s look. It doesn’t work for me.

    The Boxtrolls

    But while the aesthetic leaves something to be desired, too much praise can not be heaped on the animation. I have always been amazed at the dedication, patience and hard work of stop-motion filmmakers and marveled at the incredible results produced but this effort is really something else. Absolutely breathtaking stop motion – head of the class.

    The Boxtrolls

    The voice talent is predictably top shelf and I very much appreciate the fact that it is equally populated by professional voice actors and “name” talent.

    The Boxtrolls

    This review has turned out a bit more negative than I intended and that’s too bad, because I really did enjoy The Boxtrolls. The creatures themselves absolutely make this movie – and make it fun. I wish that the humans were a bit more developed and the story could use a bit more complexity, but it’s a good picture and recommended.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    The Boxtrolls Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.theboxtrolls.com/” name=”The Boxtrolls” description=”A young orphaned boy raised by underground cave-dwelling trash collectors tries to save his friends from an evil exterminator. Based on the children’s novel ‘Here Be Monsters’ by Alan Snow.” director_1=”Graham Annable” director_2=”Anthony Stacchi” actor_1=”Ben Kingsley” actor_2=”Isaac Hempstead-Wright” actor_3=”Elle Fanning” actor_4=”Toni Collette”]

    Main Cast Ben Kingsley Archibald Snatcher (voice), Jared Harris Lord Portley-Rind (voice), Nick Frost Mr. Trout (voice), Richard Ayoade Mr. Pickles (voice)
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 26 Sep 2014 UTC
    Director Graham Annable, Anthony Stacchi
    Genres Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy
    Plot A young orphaned boy raised by underground cave-dwelling trash collectors tries to save his friends from an evil exterminator. Based on the children’s novel ‘Here Be Monsters’ by Alan Snow.
    Poster The Boxtrolls
    Runtime 97
    Tagline Heroes come in all shapes and sizes…even rectangles.
    Writers Irena Brignull (screenplay), Adam Pava (screenplay)
    Year 2014
  • All of Me (1984)

    All of Me (1984)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Fun, screwball physical comedy is slightly more mature than what Martin had been doing, but not much. Dated but leads are still very funny.

    All of Me

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of All of Me:

    In 1984, Carl Reiner and Steve Martin teamed up for the fourth and final time with All of Me, a slight body-swap comedy based on an unpublished novel (Me Two by Edwin Davis) and titled after the 1930’s jazz hit.

    Millionaire Edwina Cutwater (Tomlin) has been sickly and bedridden all of her life, and now that she’s dying she’s arranged to have her soul transferred into the body of a beautiful young woman named Terry Hoskins (Victoria Tennant) so that Edwina can get another chance at life. She enlists the help of attorney Roger Cobb (Martin) to amend her will, making Hoskins the sole heir so that the Cutwater fortune will be awaiting her in her new body. Through a chain of events that would be unlikely anywhere but in a screwball comedy, Edwina’s soul ends up in Roger’s body – and he’s still in there. The two must work together to exist in one body until they can get Edwina back where she belongs. Of course, it isn’t going to be easy…

    The physical comedy of Martin is top-shelf, right up there with his other 80’s hits, but the dialogue and interplay between the stars is even better. In some ways this is a somewhat insubstantial picture, but the pairing of Martin & Tomlin is comedic gold. The filmmakers utilize a device in which Edwina’s visage is visible to Roger in mirrors, allowing the actors to play directly off of each other, making for great interaction.

    Further comedic excellence is delivered by Roger’s blind friend Tyrone Wattell (played by the always enjoyable Jason Bernard) who nearly steals the picture with his deadpan deliver of lines like “Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.”.

    While not one of his more famous pictures, All of Me was a solid hit for Martin, who has the perfect foil in comedy superheroine Tomlin. They are sadly, if predictably, planning a remake, but the original still plays.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: B (7 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    All of Me Representation Test

     

    [schema type=”movie” name=”All of Me” description=”When rich, eccentric Edwina Cutwater died, a crazy guru tried to transport her soul into the body of a beautiful young woman. But the guru goofed. And Edwina’s soul has accidentially taken over the entire right side of her lawyer, Roger Cobb. He still controls what’s left. Now, Edwina and Roger are living together in the same body. He’s losing his job. He’s losing his girlfriend. And he just can’t seem to get her out of his system. No matter how hard he tries.” director=”Carl Reiner” actor_1=”Steve Martin” actor_2=”Lily Tomlin]

    Main Cast Steve Martin Roger Cobb, Lily Tomlin Edwina Cutwater, Victoria Tennant Terry Hoskins, Madolyn Smith Osborne (as Madolyn Smith) Peggy Schuyler
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 21 Sep 1984 UTC
    Director Carl Reiner
    Genres Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
    Plot A dying millionnaire has her soul transferred into a younger, willing woman. But something goes wrong, and she finds herself in her lawyer’s body – together with the lawyer.
    Poster All of Me
    Runtime 93
    Tagline The funniest movie since TOOTSIE [Australia Theatrical]
    Writers Edwin Davis (novel), Henry Olek (adaptation)
    Year 1984