Category: TV

The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz (2005)

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Before I review the new movie, let’s revisit what we were stuck with before the reboot, shall we? Nothing really wrong with this, just okay.

The Muppets' Wizard of Oz — “Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.”

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Yes, it’s a tv movie, so I’m not going to be too tough on it. Actually, there really is no need to get too worked up about it, anyway, since it’s not bad. The biggest problem is the same problem with any Muppet tv special and to a slightly lesser degree any Muppet movie: the insistence on featuring bleeding edge relevant “stars” in cameos. That always dates these things, since most famous people don’t stay famous for long.

While not on the level of adapted works like Christmas Carol or Treasure Island, they do a good job with the obvious jokes and even get some really good one-liners in there. Your enjoyment of this movie will depend largely on how amusing you find Pepe the Prawn; there’s a lot of him in this one…

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Pass

The Representation Test Score: A (12 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Main Cast	Ashanti Dorothy Gale, Jeffrey Tambor Wizard, Quentin Tarantino Himself, David Alan Grier Uncle Henry
Rating	TV-PG
Release Date	Fri 20 May 2005 UTC
Director	Kirk R. Thatcher
Genres	Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Music
Plot	This version of The Wizard of Oz is played by the Muppets!
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Runtime	120
Tagline	Hit the Bricks this May!
Writers	Debra Frank (teleplay) &, Steve L. Hayes (teleplay) …
Year	2005

March 22, 2014

Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle (2013)

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Wonderful documentary about the history of superheroes. Or the history of comic books. It’s a little confused on that point. But Excelsior!

What’s more:

This great documentary aired last year on PBS. It’s a well-researched and well-presented history of superheroes. Or comic books. One of those. The two are inextricably linked, so it’s not really a problem.

It’s pretty straightforward stuff. All the talking heads you’d expect, and the overall story stuff won’t come as a surprise to most. There are some great nuggets here that make it very worthwhile for longtime fans, but this is basically a primer for newcomers.

It’s basically an opportunity for a big-time respectable institution to say, “Hey, there’s something of merit in these funny books.” If there is a criticism to be made here it would probably be that comics don’t need your validation, PBS. Deciding that comics/heroes have value and may not be trifle isn’t exactly a new insight. But these are minor quibbles.

Liev Schreiber does a good job hosting/narrating, and the gorgeous photography of classic comic panels really makes the visuals pop. There are WAY too many clips from Marvel films, but there’s lots of great archival stuff, too.

The best thing I can say about Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle is that it made me desperately want to go hit a comic shop after watching it. And that’s exactly what I did…

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Main Cast	Grant Morrison Himself (3 episodes, 2013), Joe Quesada Himself (3 episodes, 2013), Mark Waid Himself (3 episodes, 2013), Len Wein Himself (3 episodes, 2013)
Rating	TV-PG
Release Date	Tue 08 Oct 2013 UTC
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Genres	Documentary, History
Plot	A comprehensive history of the superhero comic book fantasy genre and its influence on American culture.
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Runtime	180
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Year	2013

February 25, 2014

#140RVW: Doctor Who: Time of the Doctor (2013)

I’m sort of a Nuvian, but for what it’s worth: 1st Xmas Special that was a letdown, though lots of good moments. So hard to see No.11 go…

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December 30, 2013
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
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If they would simply rebroadcast this 1 time, all criticism of the prequels would immediately cease. Worst moment in history; can’t unsee…

Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special:

35 years ago, on Thanksgiving 1978, the world ended. Everything since then has been simply trying to pick up the pieces.

To see the Star Wars Holiday Special is to die a little. Think of the Nazis looking into the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It’s entirely possible that the special is in fact an anti-drug educational film. After all, no one would ever consider using cocaine after a single glance at Carrie Fisher. And the whole experience seems to mirror some terrible 1960’s bad trip.

Actually, despite growing up with the Wars, I have no memory of this special whatsoever, and considered it an urban legend before I finally tracked down a VHS bootleg in the 90’s.

Too many fine people have written extensively on this not to be believed train-wreck for me to go into it in great detail, so I’ll keep this brief(ish). I’ll just run over some of the main points for those of you who’d rather not experience it first-hand:
- The big draw of the show was new footage from that galaxy far, far away. Pity then that what you get is clearly deleted footage of Vader wandering around the recently destroyed Death Star with new lines over-dubbed. Helps to not have to lip-sync…
- Shame that Life Day never really caught on as a new holiday. Beat Festivus by years…
- Love the decision to make the main characters non-English (Basic) speaking…and not subtitle. Entire minutes go by with no comprehensible dialogue. It’s like watching a Senate hearing…
- Chewie’s family – yikes. Let’s just say you don’t see a lot of these cosplayers. Which name is worse, Lumpy or Itchy? I’ll give you a few minutes…
- Mark Hamill looks terrifying under all that makeup, but do remember that he had been in a horrible car crash only weeks before. He alone gets a pass…
- The single most fascinating aspect of this show is how they seem determined to bring back the old-time variety show. Ironically, this must have been the nail in the coffin for that crap. Art Carney, Harvey Korman? Was Carol Burnett busy? What about Tim Conway?
- There’s a kind of perverse joy in seeing Harrison Ford trying to roll with the crap dialogue in the cardboard mock-up of the Falcon. It’s like anticipatory karma for being such a stuck-up grouch for the rest of his career…
- Speaking of perverse, I’m fairly sure that this is the first example of sci-fi porn on broadcast television. If you haven’t seen it, and I recommend that you don’t, Carney gives grandpa Itchy some sort of virtual reality visor that allows him to participate in the first known wookiee/human hologram phone sex in the galaxy. I wonder how many kids weren’t allowed to watch the 2nd hour of this show after this segment…
- Oh, did I not mention that this show was TWO HOURS LONG?
- Fortunately, fans of the movie can recover from Itchy’s indiscretions as we now check in with Princess Leia & C-3P0. One of these characters is stilted and expressionless; the other is a droid. (Alright, you’ve heard it…)
- Kids, don’t do drugs…
- Art Carney shows a new dimension of his ability by distracting a Death Star Trooper (with an impressive 1970’s stache) with a video of The Jefferson Starship. In the long sad history of military strategy, this gambit certainly has the element of surprise.
- Many fans of the trilogy will tell you that the only good thing about this is the cartoon by Nelvana which introduces Boba Fett. Don’t believe it. The cartoon is also awful.
- Fortunately, we will now check in on the scene at the cantina at Mos Eisley, where BEA ARTHUR carouses with all the aliens from the movie when not being hit on by Harvey Korman. This was probably the breaking point for most kids. Bea Arthur singing. What’s next?
- What’s next is that all the wookiees get wrapped up in red gowns and solemnly go to celebrate Life Day, when…
- LEIA ADDS WORDS TO THE MAIN STAR WARS THEME AND SINGS THEM! I told you not to turn the page! (In Grover voice)
For more: http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/

Bonnie Burton just this week sticks up for it: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57616191-1/in-defense-of-the-star-wars-holiday-special/?tag=mobile_social

The most in-depth article I’ve read on the debacle: http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2008/12/star_wars_special200812

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December 25, 2013
Hogfather (2006)

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Very good considering this is 1st live-action Pratchett. The 2-night tv model is one that should be used for all adaptations. New classic…

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Was very excited when they made this. I have been a huge fan of author Terry Pratchett for decades. His stuff is so cinematic on the page, but has failed to be filmed for a number of reasons.

The idea of filming this for tv as a two night mini-series was brilliant. I would love to see far more books adapted for the screen in this manner. It really removes the necessity to keep things brief, thus at a stroke nullifying the biggest challenge behind any adaptation: gut the thing for brevity, or cram in as much as you can and overstay your welcome.

For newcomers, this is a pretty accessible story, although there are others that would be much better. I highly recommend reading the book first, but then I’d always recommend reading Pratchett. (Note: usually I would dissuade people from reading source material prior to seeing an adaptation; it nearly always leads to disappointment. Faithful adaptations such as this one, where you are being thrust into a new universe, are the exception.)

The acting is quite good, with Michelle Dockery in her first major role being particularly excellent in a role that they HAD to get right. Sadly, no actor really gets to extend themselves too much with such a tight leash – the downside of faithful adaptations.

The visuals are the best they can be on a tv budget. Actually a bit better than that. The set design is masterful and they do such a good job dressing the sets and in costuming that the effects are kept to a minimum. Take notes, kids; if you are prepared to be clever with practical in-camera effects, you can save your budget for a few really nice CG shots.

This can be purchased for a few bucks for download or dvd, and is very worth your time…

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December 23, 2013