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  • Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1980)

    Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1980)

    #140RVW

    Less a movie than a film school exercise as Steve Martin remixes old noir films with even older one-liners. Still works more often than not.

    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

    What’s more:

    On paper this really shouldn’t work; inserting yourself into a bunch of old movies and making smart ass remarks. It would be sort of like having a bunch of guys sitting in the audience and heckling a movie and just showing the backs of their heads…wait a second…

    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

    But it does work, because the year is 1982 and Steve Martin is about the funniest person on the planet. Some of the jokes work very well, my favorite being a running gag scolding Bogart for not wearing a tie. Many others are just rote smarmy responses that simply advance the story. Actually, it’s probably true to say that while this exercise in remixing old films works, it isn’t funny so much as irreverent.

    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

    The concept of mashing up old films into a new film is intriguing, though. I’m sure someone will make (and probably already has) a truly unique project this way, though it will probably never see the light of day for rights reasons…

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    Main Cast Steve Martin Rigby Reardon, Rachel Ward Juliet Forrest, Alan Ladd The Exterminator (archive footage), Carl Reiner Field Marshall VonKluck
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 21 May 1982 UTC
    Director Carl Reiner
    Genres Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Thriller
    Plot Film noir parody with a detective uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut.
    Poster Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
    Runtime 88
    Tagline Laugh… or I’ll blow your lips off!
    Writers Carl Reiner (written by) &, George Gipe (written by) …
    Year 1982
  • The World’s End (2013)

    The World’s End (2013)

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    Absolute riot. So much fun. Park & Wright can do little wrong. Works pretty well as sci-fi & as comedy, but mostly as story about friends…

    The World's End
    Gary King: “I think you bit off more than you can chew with Earth, mate.”
    Andrew Knightley: “Yeah, because we’re more belligerent, more stubborn and more idiotic than you could ever imagine.”

    What’s more:

    As the third film in the Cornetto Trilogy (with Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz), The World’s End comes with heavy expectations, which it absolutely fulfills. Producer Nira Park & director Edgar Wright get the band back together and this thing just plays…

    The World's End

    The perpetually funny Simon Pegg & Nick Frost are joined this time by a great supporting cast featuring Eddie Marsan, Paddy Considine, Rosamund Pike and NVB fave Martin Freeman. These actors gel perfectly and completely sell their role as old friends.

    The World's End

    At the insistence of Pegg’s ne’er do well addict Gary King, the old gang gets together in their old hometown to complete a pub crawl down the “Golden Mile” of 12 pubs that they failed to master as teenagers. The first half of the film is packed with great comedy and moments as they realize that of course you can’t go home again.

    The World's End

    And if it had stopped there, it would have been quite a good movie. They could have left it at that and no one would have cause for complaint. But the whole thing gets more sublime as this theme that nothing stays the same becomes more explicit with the discovery that their hometown has in fact been invaded by body snatching aliens. Brilliant! It gets completely ridiculous, and in all the right ways.

    The World's End

    The World’s End is a blast and never stops being funny, even with a slightly long for comedy 109 minute run-time. The movie feels like a night out with your friends, and makes me want to get the band back together to find our own Golden Mile and “see this through to the bitter end. Or… lager end.” Let’s Boo-Boo…

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    Main Cast Simon Pegg Gary King, Nick Frost Andy Knightley, Martin Freeman Oliver Chamberlain, Rosamund Pike Sam Chamberlain
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 23 Aug 2013 UTC
    Director Edgar Wright
    Genres Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
    Plot Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from 20 years earlier unwittingly become humankind’s only hope for survival.
    Poster The World's End
    Runtime 109
    Tagline Good food. Fine ales. Total Annihilation.
    Writers Simon Pegg (written by) &, Edgar Wright (written by)
    Year 2013
  • Spirited Away “Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi” (2001)

    Spirited Away “Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi” (2001)

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    Ever feel dumb watching a movie that everyone else loves, knowing there’s more going on than you’re getting? Sometimes it’s just a cigar…

    今まであなたが取得しているよりも多くのそこが起こっているのを知って、誰もが愛している映画を見てダム感じる?時にはそれだけで葉巻だ…

    #140RVW, take 2

    Any chance we could get Miyazaki-san to just animate backgrounds & leave the characters to someone else? His work is gorgeous but so weird.

    万が一私達はちょうど背景をアニメーション&他の誰かに文字を残して宮崎さん得ることができる?彼の作品は、豪華なしかしとても奇妙です。

    Spirited Away

    What’s more:

    This is the weirdest movie I think I have ever seen, and it’s not like there aren’t a lot of films that have had that distinction before now.

    Spirited Away

    I’m not going to make any friends with this review, but I didn’t really take to Spirited Away. It is Hayao Miyazaki’s masterpiece, and he is a truly gifted filmmaker, and everyone loves it, and it’s one of the best animated movies ever. Yeah, I get it. But I didn’t like it. Because I don’t like the style of his animated characters. I just don’t. I’ve tried, I really have. But they are ridiculous looking, and the fact that his backgrounds and landscapes and every other element of his films looks so great just makes the characters look more out of place to me.

    Spirited Away

    This movie was aimed at kids the age of the protagonist (10 years old). Maybe I would have enjoyed it more then. My daughter certainly enjoyed it. Which is funny, because I would have sworn this was nightmare material. I’m not sure I’m going to avoid nightmares…

    Spirited Away

    The biggest problem I had with Spirited Away was that I couldn’t shake the feeling that I was missing a whole lot of what was happening. It seemed that what was happening on screen was total madness, but that if I understood the Japanese culture better that there were all sorts of references to legends and things that would have made the whole thing make a lot more sense. It’s sort of like trying to judge fine cuisine when you don’t know anything about it; you may not enjoy what you’re eating but you somehow feel bad that you don’t – you don’t really have the vocabulary to express why.

    Spirited Away

    You know what, though? That’s not my problem. These are movies, not fine art. And it wouldn’t matter if they were fine art. It’s weird, it looks like a really gorgeous world populated by nightmares and truly ugly things. The whole thing looks like William Burroughs went to art school.

    But hey, the music was great and the attention to detail was remarkable. I’m going to keep watching Miyazaki-san, because he’s a genius and I love being challenged by his stuff…

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    Main Cast Daveigh Chase Chihiro (voice: English version), Suzanne Pleshette Yubaba/Zeniba (voice: English version), Miyu Irino Haku (voice: Japanese version), Susan Egan Lin (voice: English version)
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 28 Mar 2003 UTC
    Director Hayao Miyazaki
    Genres Animation, Adventure, Family, Fantasy
    Plot In the middle of her family’s move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by gods, witches, and monsters; where humans are changed into animals; and a bathhouse for these creatures.
    Poster Spirited Away
    Runtime 125
    Tagline (The tunnel led Chihiro to a mysterious town…)
    Writers Hayao Miyazaki (written by)
    Year 2001
  • The To Do List (2013)

    The To Do List (2013)

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    The comedy is great – it’s very funny. The story is more clunky. Just not really well mapped out. Overall pretty good; could have been more.

    The To Do List

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The To Do List:

    The short version: The To Do List is a very funny movie, even if it isn’t as solid as it perhaps could have been. I wanted to like this a lot more than I did. When it was announced it really seemed like a good concept for a comedy.

    The story from rookie writer/director Maggie Carey is semi-autobiographical and a great premise: valedictorian decides to apply her task oriented study style to exploring her sexuality before heading off to college. It works well as a comedic backdrop.

    The To Do List

    It’s a very refreshing story, largely because the main character, Brandy, is no victim or subject of exploitation. She is an empowered, confident, brilliant young woman who has decided to take control of a part of her life that she has previously ignored. It is a unique character for film, and it’s wonderful to see a new role for a woman on screen; a woman that is in the driver’s seat on her own sexual journey. The matter-of-fact way that Brandy (played by Aubrey Plaza) approaches each sexual encounter is a breath of fresh air.

    The To Do List

    The problem for me is simply that although that is really all that is going on in this story (which isn’t a problem in of itself) there is an excess of characters and half-developed storylines. There’s enough family dynamic to be its own movie, a love triangle that’s more of a straight line, a surplus of Bill Hader scenes, including a side story with Brandy teaching him to swim, all sorts of workplace hijinks – it’s just all too much. There’s great stuff there, but the movie as a whole feels scattered.

    And by the way, the movie takes place in 1993, which in my opinion is the single best thing about it. The setting is great, and if you were college-age around this time (as I was), it’s a blast to relive the dreadful clothes, music & tech. (The closing credits music is MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”, which I previously thought I’d safely reach the end of my life without having to listen to again.)

    The To Do List

    Finally, I’ve got a few items for Hollywood’s To Do List:

    • Teenager comedies need more teenagers. Seriously. Why are these adults playing teens? Aubrey Plaza was around 28 at filming.
    • If you’re going to insist on continually having dumb parent parts in movies, at least cast them with dumb people. Clark Gregg & Connie Britton are far too talented to be stuck with these roles.
    • Please, more good roles for women being actual women like this one so that it isn’t such a novelty, and so it doesn’t need to come in gross out movies like this.
    • On that subject, please, no more scenes of people spitting, throwing up or anything with bodily fluids. It’s foul. 
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    Main Cast Aubrey Plaza Brandy Klark, Johnny Simmons Cameron, Bill Hader Willy, Alia Shawkat Fiona
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 26 Jul 2013 UTC
    Director Maggie Carey
    Genres Comedy
    Plot Feeling pressured to become more sexually experienced before she goes to college, Brandy Klark makes a list of things to accomplish before hitting campus in the fall.
    Poster The To Do List
    Runtime 104
    Tagline She’s going from straight A’s to her first F.
    Writers Maggie Carey (screenplay)
    Year 2013
  • Blank: A Vinylmation Love Story (2014)

    Blank: A Vinylmation Love Story (2014)

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    Lovely little stop-motion love story from Disney & Google in time for Valentine’s Day. Sans dialogue, visuals need to be amazing. They are.

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    Disney puts together some great stuff sometimes that reminds you how the company started and what it still does best: animation.

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    This is a sweet short film (clocks in just under 40 minutes), without any dialogue, but with an excess of quality stop-motion. Decidedly old-school, the animation is top-notch and beautiful.

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    The story is small but not slight: Blank & Bow, two Vinylmation figures (a Disney collectible) fall in love at first sight, and seek each other out after being separated. That’s all it needs; it’s a nice little tale, full of emotion even with silent and expressionless characters. Quite a feat, really…

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    Movie is available until 2/23/2014 for free exclusively on Google Play:  https://play.google.com/store/movies/details?id=FitJ3hgxiAg

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    Main Cast
    Rating
    Release Date Mon 03 Feb 2014 UTC
    Director Mike Ambs, Paul Foyder
    Genres Animation, Short
    Plot In search of his lost soul mate, an unpainted Vinylmation finds himself on a quest that alters the destiny of his entire world.
    Poster Blank: A Vinylmation Love Story
    Runtime 40
    Tagline
    Writers Greg Shewchuk (story), Greg Shewchuk (written by)
    Year 2014