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  • Legends of the Fall (1994)

    Legends of the Fall (1994)

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    Sweeping vistas of Canada sit in for Montana in Oscar-winning cinematography. Story is old-timey epic that mostly survives all the drama…

    Legends of the Fall

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    The producers must have been excited by the prospect of making a new Gone With The Wind. That’s exactly what this feels like: a grand, sweeping epic of love and loss. You can practically see them writing out the copy as the film was being made.

    But far be it from me to say that’s a bad goal. I think there’s a place for epic movies, and for the most part this succeeds quite well. It’s over-dramatic often, and smacks of Hollywood a few times, but the story largely stays entertaining and the acting is quite good. The WWI sequences are particularly fine.

    Legends of the Fall

    One thing I will say: I don’t know how I was expecting this to end, but this ending wasn’t it. I don’t think anything that happens after the two-hour mark in a movie can reasonably be called abrupt, but it does seem like they suddenly realized they didn’t have any more film canisters with them so they better wrap in a hurry.

    In the end, it doesn’t hugely matter what you think about any of this; it’s obvious why you’re here: pictures of that hunky Brad Pitt. Well, here’s one more:  

    Legends of the Fall

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  • Three Kings (1999)

    Three Kings (1999)

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    Very original heist film, set in Gulf War, provides unique look at hard to pin down time in history. DP Sigel creates visual masterpiece…

    Three Kings

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    The polarizing subject matter likely keeps people away from this one, which is entirely their own loss. Regardless of your feelings about the Gulf War, it remains a unique and interesting time, and this film may be the most original viewpoint on it. I personally don’t consider this to be a political or message-based war movie. I think there is something of great merit whether you supported the war or not; the movie may have a message, but it’s not a message movie.

    Three Kings

    The premise is great; good enough that when writer/director/prima donna David O. Russell heard the idea for a story by John Ridley called “Spoils of War” about a Gulf War heist, he immediately sat down and wrote the story of Three Kings. Allegedly that’s all this movie has in common with Ridley’s story, but he still was given credit for coming up with the story. We’ll probably never know the full story.

    But what a great setting. It can’t really be called a backdrop for the heist story; more of a character or even the story itself.

    Three Kings

    The acting is excellent. Clooney had truly become a leading man with Out of Sight the year before, but he ups his game and turns in a great acting performance here. Marky Mark & Ice Cube are both surprisingly effective; probably the last time anyone looked at Wahlberg as an “aspiring” actor. But Spike Jonze is a revelation…

    Three Kings

    The look of the film is its most unique feature. Cinematographer Newton Thomas Sigel deserved an Oscar nod at least for a truly original picture. Shot on different stocks, including transparent, to replicate the look of the newspaper reporting of the war, he uses filters and color timing and a variety of techniques to keep up with the constantly changing moods and settings.

    Great audio work here, as well, bringing a realism and grittiness while avoiding the usual war movie effects.

    Three Kings

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  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

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    Among the least likely movies ever to come to fruition: Roald Dahl (!) adapts Ian Fleming (!) children’s book; Goldfinger sings! #SoWeird…

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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    If this isn’t the single strangest children’s movie of all time it will do until I think of another one.

    Disney hit it out of the park with Mary Poppins, so Bond co-producer Cubby Broccoli tried to replicate the success by hiring the Poppins musical team of the Sherman Brothers and Dick Van Dyke for good measure. (They even tried to get Julie Andrews, but she had the good sense to notice what a blatant rip-off this was going to be.) And by now he’d certainly gotten the hang of Ian Fleming’s writing, what with producing 4 Bond movies by this time.

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    You know, no analysis of the James Bond movies would really be complete without looking at this bizarre film. There are a ton of connections, although most of them support my theory that Cubby’s nose for quality may have been on the fritz at this time. Among other things:

    • Desmond Llewelyn, the gentile & well-loved Q from the Bond films, has a cameo as Coggins, who according to the dialogue, “Wouldn’t light your pipe if his house was on fire.” The  fact that Llewelyn is as likable as ever even in this small role makes it a curious bit of casting…
    • Gert Fröbe, best known for playing Auric Goldfinger, turns in a “performance” and even “sings” the worst song ever written, “Chu-Chi Face”…
    • Otherwise accomplished children’s author Roald Dahl, who previously did unspeakable things in “adapting” the Fleming novel “You Only Live Twice”, is brought back to work the same magic on this novel.
    • Director Ken Hughes must have gotten the job by doing such a terrible job with the non-Broccoli-produced Casino Royale the year before.
    • Bond screenwriter Richard Maibaum also did some script doctoring.

    So if a kids movie straight from the 007 team was an admittedly odd idea, how does it all work? Not bad, actually.

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    Plusses:
    • First off, it looks great. Gorgeous, colorful film-stock, shot in scope. Colors are bright and the picture is detailed.
    • The Sherman songs, while not as consistently solid as Poppins, do contain some gems, nearly all sung by Dick Van Dyke. “Hushabye Mountain” is particularly lovely.
    • Van Dyke is really on form here and justifies his leading man status. There is possibly no more under-rated talent in film history.
    • Sally Ann Howes is fine, I suppose, and character actor Lionel Jeffries is a lot of fun as the grandfather.
    • The kids may be a bit precocious, but not cloyingly so, and they have a great rapport with Van Dyke, Howes & Jeffries.
    • The song & dance numbers are particularly epic; the dancing frankly outclasses the songs they dance to.
    • My daughter used to sing and dance along like a wind-up music box doll and that makes me smile to this day…
    Minuses:
    • Just about everything after the intermission. (Oh yes, there’s an intermission. Why did this tool ever go away?)
    • Once the movie goes into the dream sequences this just gets REALLY weird. Benny Hill is in this…
    • The Child-Catcher had to be deliberately designed to make children have nightmares. Creation of this character has to be classified as a type of child abuse…
    • I did mention it was 1968, yes? Ah, well, it’s good at it. What a trip…

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    Fun fact: Reportedly soft-rocker Phil Collins is in there somewhere with all the kiddie-winkies in Vulgaria. This kid had some agent; he’s also in Hard Day’s Night!

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  • The Player (1992)

    The Player (1992)

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    Actually just as good as its reputation suggests. A modern psuedo-noir classic from Altman. Tolkin’s tight screenplay exceeds his own novel.

    The Player

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    Altman makes tight and gorgeous thriller with Hollywood as the main character. Tim Robbins is captivating as exec who is in over his head.

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    Pass, technically, as 2 detectives talk to each other.

  • Young Guns (1988)

    Young Guns (1988)

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    Almost exactly average. If they’d just filmed it like a normal western instead of trying to make it music video-y it may have become more…

    Young Guns

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    Sort of covered this with my review of the sequel. (Young Guns II) “Virtually all of the criticisms of it are valid; it definitely had that MTV-style over substance thing going on and the actors looked like little boys playing cowboys & indians. (Actually, in hindsight this may have been ahead of its time a little on the use of music video styling in filmmaking.)”

    “But for all that, I liked it. While not probably expected to be a beacon of historical accuracy, it was probably more on the money than any other film on the Kid, and certainly takes the subject matter seriously. There are lots of fun little moments, particularly early on with Terrance Stamp. The brat pack of young actors actually handle themselves well and the biggest problem with the movie frankly is it’s so Hollywood. It feels like the big production that it is and subtlety is out the window.”

    Young Guns

    Other than that, I’d just like to say that Jack Palance is almost always a subtraction by addition kind of actor, and this is no exception. Also that I can’t watch or even think about this movie without remembering the Dennis Miller bit where he refers to the movie as the one where everyone in it is Martin Sheen’s son but none of them have his name. “Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez Sheen, Lou Diamond Philips Sheen…”

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