Tag: 1978

  • The Great Train Robbery / The First Great Train Robbery (1978)

    The Great Train Robbery / The First Great Train Robbery (1978)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Crichton adapts his novel into a screenplay, then directs this classic adventure story based on 1855 theft of gold for Crimean War soldiers.

    The Great Train Robbery

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Great Train Robbery:

    With the recent Crimean crisis, perhaps it is time to revisit The Great Train Robbery, Michael Crichton’s 1978 heist picture based on the 1855 theft of gold destined for English & French soldiers serving in the Crimean War.

    A fantastic and exciting adventure, right from the start; Sean Connery’s voice-over exposition gives way to the energetic score by Jerry Goldsmith behind the title sequence and a fatal fistfight on board a moving train. You are instantly thrust into the time period and the tone of the film, and yet barely 4 minutes have passed. Michael Crichton wrote the screenplay and directed based on his own excellent novel.

    The Great Train Robbery

    The heist picture is a genre all by itself. I’m not sure exactly why so many people gravitate to these stories. I suppose like myself they are quite guiltless of any such crimes and would never seriously consider undertaking a confidence scam or robbery, yet are fascinated by those who turn their talents to these activities. There’s something wicked and thrilling about vicariously watching these illicit acts that we would not have the audacity to attempt.

    So I must have read Crichton’s novel a dozen times. It’s a quick read, but like all of his works is meticulously researched. Maybe no modern writer was better at finding a searing narrative among a simple series of facts. I’m particularly fond of an audiobook version, which despite being needlessly abridged is narrated expertly by Michael Cumpsty.

    With the author writing the screenplay and directing the movie the word adaptation barely applies – there’s no discernible difference between versions. One nice addition to the film is the role of Miss Miriam by Lesley-Anne Down; a minor associate in real life and in the novel, the expanded character works wonderfully as a device to tie together all of the steps of the job.

    The Great Train Robbery

    Connery & Sutherland are perfect in their turns as Edward Pierce and Robert Agar, respectively. They are simply charming and believable in their roles. One of the things that really sells the story is that Pierce has an undercurrent of danger about him. Connery plays him with an edge that makes it clear that while charm is his first weapon it is far from his only one.

    Fair warning (and it’s not really a spoiler); about 15 minutes in there is a scene of a dog in a pit to attack rats. Some might find this upsetting. It’s brief, though.

    The Great Train Robbery

    One of the benefits of basing your movie on a real heist is that the plausibility of the crime doesn’t come into question. The plan is not needlessly complicated as in so many movies of this type. It is clever but practical, and the execution is filled with the sort of problems that crop up in a chaotic world.

    In every respect, The Great Train Robbery is a classic adventure and a fantastic crime yarn.

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    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (3 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”The Great Train Robbery” description=”In Victorian England, a master criminal makes elaborate plans to steal a shipment of gold from a moving train.” director=”Michael Crichton” actor_1=”Sean Connery” actor_2=”Donald Sutherland” actor_3=”Lesley-Anne Down”]

    Main Cast Sean Connery Pierce, Donald Sutherland Agar, Lesley-Anne Down Miriam, Alan Webb Trent
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 02 Feb 1979 UTC
    Director Michael Crichton
    Genres Adventure, Crime, Drama, Thriller
    Plot In Victorian England, a master criminal makes elaborate plans to steal a shipment of gold from a moving train.
    Poster The Great Train Robbery
    Runtime 110
    Tagline Never have so few taken so much from so many.
    Writers Michael Crichton (screenplay), Michael Crichton (novel)
    Year 1978
  • The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    If they would simply rebroadcast this 1 time, all criticism of the prequels would immediately cease. Worst moment in history; can’t unsee…

    Life Day

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special:

    35 years ago, on Thanksgiving 1978, the world ended. Everything since then has been simply trying to pick up the pieces.

    To see the Star Wars Holiday Special is to die a little. Think of the Nazis looking into the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

    It’s entirely possible that the special is in fact an anti-drug educational film. After all, no one would ever consider using cocaine after a single glance at Carrie Fisher. And the whole experience seems to mirror some terrible 1960’s bad trip.

    Leia

    Actually, despite growing up with the Wars, I have no memory of this special whatsoever, and considered it an urban legend before I finally tracked down a VHS bootleg in the 90’s.

    Too many fine people have written extensively on this not to be believed train-wreck for me to go into it in great detail, so I’ll keep this brief(ish). I’ll just run over some of the main points for those of you who’d rather not experience it first-hand:

    • The big draw of the show was new footage from that galaxy far, far away. Pity then that what you get is clearly deleted footage of Vader wandering around the recently destroyed Death Star with new lines over-dubbed. Helps to not have to lip-sync…
    • Shame that Life Day never really caught on as a new holiday. Beat Festivus by years…
    • soloLove the decision to make the main characters non-English (Basic) speaking…and not subtitle. Entire minutes go by with no comprehensible dialogue. It’s like watching a Senate hearing…
    • Chewie’s family – yikes. Let’s just say you don’t see a lot of these cosplayers. Which name is worse, Lumpy or Itchy? I’ll give you a few minutes…
    • holiday_06_lukeMark Hamill looks terrifying under all that makeup, but do remember that he had been in a horrible car crash only weeks before. He alone gets a pass…
    • The single most fascinating aspect of this show is how they seem determined to bring back the old-time variety show. Ironically, this must have been the nail in the coffin for that crap. Art Carney, Harvey Korman? Was Carol Burnett busy? What about Tim Conway?
    • There’s a kind of perverse joy in seeing Harrison Ford trying to roll with the crap dialogue in the cardboard mock-up of the Falcon. It’s like anticipatory karma for being such a stuck-up grouch for the rest of his career…
    • Speaking of perverse, I’m fairly sure that this is the first example of sci-fi porn on broadcast television. If you haven’t seen it, and I recommend that you don’t, Carney gives grandpa Itchy some sort of virtual reality visor that allows him to participate in the first known wookiee/human hologram phone sex in the galaxy. I wonder how many kids weren’t allowed to watch the 2nd hour of this show after this segment…
    • Oh, did I not mention that this show was TWO HOURS LONG?
    • leia_3po_2Fortunately, fans of the movie can recover from Itchy’s indiscretions as we now check in with Princess Leia & C-3P0. One of these characters is stilted and expressionless; the other is a droid. (Alright, you’ve heard it…)
    • Kids, don’t do drugs…
    • Art Carney shows a new dimension of his ability by distracting a Death Star Trooper (with an impressive 1970’s stache) with a video of The Jefferson Starship. In the long sad history of military strategy, this gambit certainly has the element of surprise.
    • Many fans of the trilogy will tell you that the only good thing about this is the cartoon by Nelvana which introduces Boba Fett. Don’t believe it. The cartoon is also awful.
    • CantinaFortunately, we will now check in on the scene at the cantina at Mos Eisley, where BEA ARTHUR carouses with all the aliens from the movie when not being hit on by Harvey Korman. This was probably the breaking point for most kids. Bea Arthur singing. What’s next?
    •  What’s next is that all the wookiees get wrapped up in red gowns and solemnly go to celebrate Life Day, when…
    • LEIA ADDS WORDS TO THE MAIN STAR WARS THEME AND SINGS THEM! I told you not to turn the page! (In Grover voice)star-wars-holiday001-695x365

    For more: http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/

    Bonnie Burton just this week sticks up for it: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57616191-1/in-defense-of-the-star-wars-holiday-special/?tag=mobile_social

    The most in-depth article I’ve read on the debacle: http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2008/12/star_wars_special200812

    Poster:

    Holiday Special

    Coming up next CBS ad:

    Kenner toy commercial:

    All the commercials:

    And finally, if you’ve made it this far…

  • #140RVW: The Cat from Outer Space (1978)

    #140RVW: The Cat from Outer Space (1978)

    Daughter wanted to see, told her it would be stupid. She was right & I was just being a snob. These movies are no sillier than current fare.

    The Cat From Outer Space

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  • #140RVW: Superman: The Motion Picture (1978)

    #140RVW: Superman: The Motion Picture (1978)

    Greatest superhero movie ever. Much to take issue with, but why? Unsworth’s final film gorgeous; Williams score on another level. Reeve…

    Superman