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2009

The Secret of Kells (2009)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

A breathtakingly unique animated film – an instant classic. Many different visual styles come together to make something truly spectacular.

The Secret of Kells

Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Secret of Kells:

My daughter has seen a great many movies, being the child of a movie geek (and a patient mom…), but once we watched The Secret of Kells earlier this year, it jumped into her number one slot.

The Secret of Kells

Fairly easy to understand why – this is one of the most original and beautiful films I’ve ever seen…

The Secret of Kells

Young Brendan (Evan McGuire) is being raised as a monk by his uncle Cellach (Brendan Gleeson), Abbot of the Abbey of Kells in medieval Ireland. Cellach fears the Vikings and spends all of his time fortifying the Abbey. The work of building a great wall has caused him to give up his work as an illuminator, the gifted artists who create ornate decorated manuscripts. Brendan tries to please his uncle, but he yearns to become an illuminator and spends all of his time in the monastery’s scriptorium.

The Secret of Kells

When master illuminator Aidan of Iona, fleeing the Vikings, comes to Kells, his work will tempt Brendan to learn more of the world and sneak out of the Abbey into the nearby forest in search of ingredients to make inks. There he meets the mysterious Aisling (Christen Mooney), who protects the forest and helps Brendan, as does Aidan’s cat Pangur Bán.

The Secret of Kells

As Brendan struggles to find his path, the appeal of the film for kids is obvious. This isn’t an art movie, despite the sumptuous visuals. Disney could have (should have) made a picture like this. It’s a classic animated film.

The Secret of Kells

One of the driving forces behind making this film was to emulate the great work done by Hayao Miyazaki, as well as the traditional art inspired films like The Thief and the Cobbler and Disney’s Mulan. The idea that animated films based on the traditional art of their respective cultures might be interesting was an inspired one, no matter who you credit, and using the gorgeous artwork of medieval Ireland and the Book of Kells is a masterstroke. Scholars and art historians will find plenty to sink their teeth into here as the film directly incorporates elements of the Book of Kells. For the rest of us, it’s simply a strikingly beautiful film.

The Secret of Kells

It’s hard not to over-focus on the visuals of The Secret of Kells. The movie is more than just the look of the thing. It’s a very good story with all of the classic conflicts of loyalty, caring, tradition and finding your own way. It just so happens to also be among the most refreshingly original and lovely films you’ll ever lay eyes on.

The Secret of Kells

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: B (7 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” name=”The Secret of Kells” description=”The animated story of the boy behind the famed Book of Kells.” director=”Tomm Moore, Nora Twomey” actor_1=” Evan McGuire” actor_2=”Brendan Gleeson” actor_3=”Mick Lally” ]

Main Cast Evan McGuire Brendan (voice), Brendan Gleeson Abbot Cellach (voice), Mick Lally Aidan (voice), Christen Mooney Aisling (voice)
Rating Not Rated
Release Date Wed 11 Feb 2009 UTC
Director Tomm Moore, Nora Twomey (co-director)
Genres Animation, Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Plot The animated story of the boy behind the famed Book of Kells.
Poster The Secret of Kells
Runtime 75
Tagline
Writers Tomm Moore (original story), Fabrice Ziolkowski (screenplay)
Year 2009

July 3, 2014Filed Under: #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2009

Hotel for Dogs (2009)

#140RVW

EXACTLY what it appears to be. That’s not a bad thing, really. Tidy little story for kids, funny & well executed. We should all be so lucky.

Hotel For Dogs

What’s more:

Going to be hard to stretch this review out, because there really isn’t a ton to say when a movie is so completely transparent about what it plans to accomplish. Hotel For Dogs knows exactly what it wants to be and what it wants to do, then proceeds to do exactly that.

Hotel For Dogs

Based on a 1971 novel, orphan siblings Andi (Emma Roberts) & Bruce (Jake T. Austin) are struggling to get by and running out of time and chances with foster parents, as they want to stick together but keep getting themselves into trouble. Their current foster parents, played by Lisa Kudrow and Kevin Dillon, are self-absorbed wannabe rockers who have little interest in the kids and no interest in letting them keep a dog.

While caring for their stray dog, Friday, they chance upon an abandoned hotel where they plan to keep Friday. The hotel is already inhabited by two strays, Georgia and Lenny, and if you can’t see where this is going I suggest you re-read the title.

Hotel For Dogs

Did you spot the metaphor? Unwanted dogs = orphans? Well done. Don’t be afraid to ask for help on the hard ones.

Hotel For Dogs

It’s a fun little movie. Undeterred by the adage “never work with children or animals”, director Thor Freudenthal manages to competently handle both in what couldn’t have been an easy shoot. Working on these type of family pictures is sort of a thankless job; you really only get recognized if you screw it up. But the production is very good, and the machines that young Bruce designs to care for the dogs are a blast.

Hotel For Dogs

But the young actors are cute and precocious and when you find out that Nickelodeon was behind it you may fall over from non-surprise. Everything is very safe.

Hotel For Dogs

Most of the enjoyment of the film comes, obviously from the animal talent. It really is quite impressive how well the animals are trained. They hand of man is completely absent here; the animals behave so believably for the camera that you completely forget that there are probably 50 trainers standing six inches out of frame. This movie could have been make with CG animals and they wouldn’t have had to change a thing – that’s how perfectly the dogs “act”.

Hotel For Dogs

I appreciate movies that punch their weight, and Hotel For Dogs certainly does. Unlikely to remain long in anyone’s memory, it is nevertheless certain to captivate kids for years – until they watch the next family-friendly movie…

Hotel For Dogs

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Pass

The Representation Test Score: B (9 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Representation Test

 

Main Cast Emma Roberts Andi, Jake T. Austin Bruce, Lisa Kudrow Lois Scudder, Don Cheadle Bernie
Rating PG
Release Date Fri 16 Jan 2009 UTC
Director Thor Freudenthal
Genres Comedy, Family
Plot Two kids secretly take in stray dogs at a vacant hotel.
Poster Hotel for Dogs
Runtime 100
Tagline No stray gets turned away
Writers Jeff Lowell (screenplay) and, Robert Schooley (as Bob Schooley) (screenplay) …
Year 2009

June 13, 2014Filed Under: #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2009

True Adolescents (2009)

#140RVW

Excellent character study by rookie writer/director Craig Johnson features great acting by Mark Duplass, beautiful pacific northwest scenes.

True Adolescents

What’s more:

I’m getting to really enjoy movies with Mark Duplass. Sometimes he writes, sometimes he directs, sometimes he acts, sometimes with brother Jay Duplass. But the result is consistently well-made, realistic, mostly independent films. This film contains the best acting that I have seen from him yet.

True Adolescents

In True Adolescents, Duplass plays Sam, an unreliable man-child still trying to make it as a rocker and refusing to take on any responsibility. This isn’t a Jack Black, School of Rock type character – he’s not funny, just kind of sad. After being kicked to the curb by his latest girlfriend, he crashes with his aunt Sharon, a divorcee who is barely older than him, and her teenage son, Oliver. When Sharon’s ex-husband fails to take Oliver & his best friend Jake on a promised camping trip, Sam reluctantly takes the boys himself. Sam is at least as immature as the teenagers but in the woods he’s going to have to man up.

True Adolescents

Written and directed by first-timer Craig Johnson, True Adolescents is an excellent film. It is an unflinching look at all of the awkwardness of adolescence, whether chronological or that of a man who refuses to grow up. It has a ton of funny moments, but it pulls none of its punches. Sam has to come to terms with who he has really become and it is not a gentle ride.

Poster:

True Adolescents

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:
The Representation Test Score: D (3 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Representation Test

Main Cast Mark Duplass Sam Bryant, Bret Loehr Oliver Mitchell, Carr Thompson Jake, Melissa Leo Sharon Mitchell
Rating
Release Date Fri 29 Jul 2011 UTC
Director Craig Johnson
Genres Comedy
Plot Craig Johnson’s poised and poignant first feature follows Sam (Mark Duplass), an, unbeknownst to him…
Poster True Adolescents
Runtime 88
Tagline Get lost.
Writers Craig Johnson (written by)
Year 2009

April 15, 2014Filed Under: Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2009

Extract (2009)

#140RVW

Mike Judge returns to the workplace comedy for the first time since Office Space. Exciting! Sadly, lightning doesn’t strike twice. Not good.

Extract

What’s more:

Jason Bateman is so likable. It’s hard to remember him before Arrested Development at this point, but that was a gutsy bit of casting. Now he seems to be synonymous with “nice guy”, even when he’s playing a jerk.

Extract

Mila Kunis is lovely and great at comedy. Kristen Wiig never disappoints, and JK Simmons is an underutilized gem. One of my favorite comics, TJ Miller is in it. So why isn’t this movie any good? Would it be over-simplistic to blame it all on Ben Affleck?

extract_still2

I joke, of course. I mean, Affleck is terrible; he always is. But he’s far from the problem with this one. The problem is Gene Simmons. Yes, that Gene Simmons. Seriously. The bassist from KISS. He turns in the worst acting performance by a bass player in a feature film since…wait, have any bass players ever been cast in a movie?

Extract

Really, it’s just not all that funny. And it had to be. There’s no story here worth having, nothing of merit but comedy. So it has to be brilliant. And it isn’t even close. Mike Judge made the funniest workplace comedy of all time in Office Space, so perhaps I was expecting too much. I don’t mean to overstate things or imply that this is a bad movie – it just isn’t good. At all…

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Pass

The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Representation Test

Main Cast Jason Bateman Joel, Kristen Wiig Suzie, Ben Affleck Dean, Mila Kunis Cindy
Rating R
Release Date Fri 04 Sep 2009 UTC
Director Mike Judge
Genres Comedy, Crime, Romance
Plot Joel, the owner of an extract plant, tries to contend with myriad personal and professional problems, such as his potentially unfaithful wife and employees who want to take advantage of him.
Poster Extract
Runtime 92
Tagline Working for the Man Sucks. Being the Man Blows.
Writers Mike Judge (written by)
Year 2009

April 13, 2014Filed Under: Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2009

Julie & Julia (2009)

#140RVW

To uncreatively borrow cooking motif, film equivalent of Chinese food; very good but you’ll be hungry again in an hour. Streep is Streep…

Julie & Julia

What’s more:

Julie & Julia plays out almost exactly as advertised. If the trailers looked interesting and funny to you, you’ll find the movie interesting and funny. If it doesn’t grab you, hey, you’re not going to miss anything by skipping it.

Julie & Julia

Countless words have been used in describing Meryl Streep’s talents, so I’m really not going to bother going on at length about her acting here; it’s fantastic. Better still is the interplay between her and Stanley Tucci. The relationship between Paul & Julia Child is a uniquely lovely and supporting partnership that is a delight to watch.

Julie & Julia

The main reason to see this movie isn’t the acting, though. It is the story. Two stories, really, as two women of entirely different time periods and lives strive to achieve something great. The stories are woven together by the always excellent Nora Ephron. The late Ephron both wrote and directed Julie & Julia, and it was her last film. It’s not her greatest work, but it is a nice capstone on a remarkable career. Bon appétit!

Julie & Julia

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Pass

The Representation Test Score: A (12 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Representation Test

Main Cast Amy Adams Julie Powell, Meryl Streep Julia Child, Chris Messina Eric Powell, Stanley Tucci Paul Child
Rating PG-13
Release Date Fri 07 Aug 2009 UTC
Director Nora Ephron
Genres Biography, Drama, Romance
Plot Julia Child’s story of her start in the cooking profession is intertwined with blogger Julie Powell’s 2002 challenge to cook all the recipes in Child’s first book.
Poster Julie & Julia
Runtime 123
Tagline Passion. Ambition. Butter. Do You Have What It Takes?
Writers Nora Ephron (screenplay), Julie Powell (book)
Year 2009

March 10, 2014Filed Under: Movies, Reviews Tagged With: #BanBossy, 2009

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