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2012

Total Recall (2012)

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So much better than the 1990 version – don’t let anyone tell you differently. Good not great. And yes, the three-breasted woman is here…

Total Recall

What’s more:

Remakes of movies based on novels usually follow a somewhat predictable path: despite tremendous success of the first adaptation, new team stresses their intention to go back to the original material, whereupon they import over 30% new stuff from the text (usually 10% of it any good) and then make an uninspired remake that everyone falls all over themselves condemning as unnecessary and not as good as the first film. Critics live to bash these things.

Total Recall

So it’s somewhat surprising that Total Recall (2012) eschews this formula and goes for a straight remake of the 1990 film, not the Philip K. Dick short story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale” on which both movies are based. I actually applaud the unexpected choice. Firstly, there really isn’t much more to this short story that was neglected the first time around. Secondly, the biggest problem with the 1990 film was, well, the entire production. The script was fine. So it really was ripe for a remake, post Minority Report.

Total Recall

I reference Minority Report as it is clearly the blueprint for most sci-fi of the past ten years, including Total Recall. And that’s not a problem.

Total Recall

Really just about every single thing in this movie is better than its 1990 counterpart. Colin Farrell is entirely believable both as a working grunt and as a spy. Kate Beckinsale is just as out of Quaid’s league as Sharon Stone was, but the difference is that she handles the role so much better, and, as an added bonus, absorbs the Michael Ironside role, making for a leaner tale. Jessica Biel is her usual under-utilized self. (Got to find a real role for her at some point.)

Total Recall

Len Wiseman has been at best an adequate director up to this point. Total Recall doesn’t build much onto that foundation, but it’s a clean, well-made affair and the action sequences are particularly fine. Lot of moving pieces; he keeps it all spinning and that’s not easy.

Total Recall

Keeping the whole film on the decimated Earth was a good decision, and the political struggle created here has a nice resonance in the Occupy days. One of the interesting adds to the movie is “The Fall”, a method by which workers of “The Colony” (Australia) can travel quickly through the Earth’s core and arrive at The United Federation of Britain on the other side. It is a great effect, a neat story device and absolutely rubbish science. But that’s sci-fi filmmaking, and not a deal-breaker. Most of the movie is good fun and if it will never be a classic like Ahnold’s film was, it is still a far superior film.

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Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Representation Test

Main Cast Colin Farrell Douglas Quaid/Carl Hauser, Bokeem Woodbine Harry, Bryan Cranston Cohaagen, Kate Beckinsale Lori Quaid
Rating PG-13
Release Date Fri 03 Aug 2012 UTC
Director Len Wiseman
Genres Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Plot A factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Rekall – a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led – goes wrong and he finds himself on the run.
Poster Total Recall
Runtime 118
Tagline What is real?
Writers Kurt Wimmer (screenplay) and, Mark Bomback (screenplay) …
Year 2012

March 4, 2014Filed Under: Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2012

Much Ado About Nothing (2012)

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The Joss Whedon players invade his house for a few days and come away with a wonderful, funny, beautifully acted & executed masterpiece…

Much Ado About Nothing

What’s more:

Whedon makes it look so easy. Follows up blockbuster Avengers with a black & white modern adaptation of Shakespeare comedy. And comedy it is; this movie is a riot.

Much Ado About Nothing

Helps to have such an amazing cast, but then that has always been his MO. He’s cultivated this amazing team of alumni, plus some notable Whedon newbies like Clark Gregg. It’s always such a blast in any of his movies looking to see who he’s brought along this time.

Much Ado About Nothing

Too many great performances to single out, but can we all agree that Amy Acker is overdue for superstardom? She is so amazingly expressive, capable of drama, brainy comedy, physical comedy and anything else needed. Let’s get her some more work, huh? Her leading man, Alexis Denisof is also criminally underused in Hollywood…

Much Ado About Nothing

With such great performances, it’s easy to overlook just how well the movie is constructed, but it’s important to note. The arrangement of scenes, the pacing, and the tone all combine to make for a highly enjoyable film, one that could have easily been dragged down by the challenging text. And it looks excellent, thanks to DP Jay Hunter.

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Bechdel Test:

Tough, I’m going to say it fails, but I could see it both ways. There are conversations that are not specifically about a man, but every conversation between women is about love; frankly every conversation in the movie is about love.

Main Cast Alexis Denisof Benedick, Amy Acker Beatrice, Fran Kranz Claudio, Jillian Morgese Hero
Rating PG-13
Release Date Fri 14 Jun 2013 UTC
Director Joss Whedon
Genres Comedy, Drama, Romance
Plot A modern retelling of Shakespeare’s classic comedy about two pairs of lovers with different takes on romance and a way with words.
Poster Much Ado About Nothing
Runtime 109
Tagline Shakespeare knows how to throw a party.
Writers Joss Whedon (written for the screen by), William Shakespeare (play)
Year 2012

January 20, 2014Filed Under: Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2012

A Cat in Paris “Une vie de chat” (2012)

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Unique animation divides audiences; I like it ok. Decent little film; only nominated because Oscar hates anime. Only saw English version…

Animation unique divise le public, je l’aime bien. Petit film décent; seulement nommé parce Oscar déteste l’anime. Ne voyait version anglaise …

A Cat In Paris

What’s more:

Parents, be cautious with this one; the subject matter isn’t light. Uncharacteristically for me, I would have liked this to be a little longer – spent more time with the characters before all the action starts. Because there’s some good things going on here.

A Cat In Paris

I really should track this down in French with subtitles. The voiceovers are not that smooth and really draw attention to the fact that you’re watching something that has been overdubbed.

I’m sort of indifferent on the animation. I don’t hate it and I can appreciate the child-like style they were going for, but it’s not my taste. I don’t find it off-putting, and at times it’s quite beautiful.

A Cat in Paris

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Bechdel Test:

PASS

January 1, 2014Filed Under: #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2012

#140RVW: Robot & Frank (2012)

Unique, unexpected & well-made film. One of the few cases when I wished for a longer run-time. If not Langella’s best role, right up there.

Robot & Frank

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December 18, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2012

#140RVW: Doctor Who: The Snowmen (2012)

Maybe the weakest of the Matt Smith specials, simply because it is the least able to stand on its own. In every other way, it is wonderful…

Doctor Who: The Snowmen

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December 17, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Reviews, TV Tagged With: 2012, Christmas

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