Tag: Christmas

  • White Christmas (1954)

    White Christmas (1954)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Beautiful Irving Berlin music (except the minstrel number), excellent screwball dialogue & fine performances, especially by Clooney & Kaye.

    White Christmas

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of White Christmas:

    Yes, this review certainly is out of season. So what? After a period of low output, I’m getting back into somewhat of a good groove with the reviews and want to finalize many of these half-written pieces from the back end of 2014, including this one, written for the 60th anniversary of White Christmas in December. (Besides, the holiday setting is really the only thing that makes it a holiday movie, per se.)

    White Christmas

    White Christmas is sort of a greatest hits album of a film. Like Singin’ In The Rain, it’s largely a collection of music from other, less popular or unproduced plays and films. It’s interesting that this picture is revered and loved, while Holiday Inn, the original home of the classic song White Christmas, is more often thought of as the answer to a trivia question than for its own merits (which are considerable).

    But if that introduction seems to indicate that White Christmas is a retread or a lesser work, that is in no way the reality. White Christmas is a wonderful film, a holiday classic without qualification.

    White Christmas

    Filmed in Technicolor, the colors are rich and sumptuous, popping off the screen. More importantly, it was the first movie released in VistaVision, and remains a gorgeous spectacle to show off that storied format. The expanded scope of the format makes for great, sweeping dance numbers. I always found it interesting that Gene Kelly disliked scope films, feeling that the 1.33:1 “full” format made for better blocking and film choreography of dance scenes. I have no intention of disagreeing with such an amazing filmmaker, but I quite like the widescreen 2.35:1 or even 2.40:1 frame for musical numbers – provided, of course, that they use it in the planning. If you’re just trying to track a couple, 4:3 or 16:9 does work better.

    The film was helmed by Michael Curtiz – so many great movies on that resume. It has always amazed me that when people discuss the legendary & prolific directors like Ford, Welles, or their modern contemporaries like Spielberg, Curtiz’s name seldom comes up. He was attached to so many landmark films.

    White Christmas

    The music, of course, is the big draw, with so many great Irving Berlin tunes. Upon watching the film for the first time with my daughter this holiday season, I was astonished that the song she sang the most in the days following was the Army song “The Old Man”. Guess you can never tell…

    The highlight may be the title song, but not the traditional performance at the end of the picture. In the first scene, set in wartime Europe, Crosby understates it wonderfully accompanied only by Kay grinding the melody out on a music box. The song has never sounded better.

    White Christmas

    (The lowlight, of course, is the Minstrel number – I completely forgot about this thing. Blocked it out, more likely. While I’m not one for fiddling with films after the fact, I think you could make a pretty good case for cutting this number completely out.)

    The song that has in some ways become the centerpiece of the picture, “Sisters”, is accompanied by Crosby & Kaye sending it up; a late add, included when the stars were seen goofing around on set.

    White Christmas

    What a knockout cast. Rosemary Clooney is nearly as entertaining as an actress has she is a singer. Her chemistry with the somewhat flat Vera-Allen, who is here for her phenomenal dancing, makes the girls portions of the story at least as interesting as the Crosby/Kaye scenes. (There is some truly wonderful dancing by Kaye & Vera-Ellen.)

    Danny Kaye may be the most overlooked talent in Hollywood history. No, Donald O’Connor, probably… (who actually was attached to the project before leaving due to illness). Can you imagine this film with Fred Astaire, whom the part was written for? No knock on Astaire, but this thing would have been too stuffy without Kaye.

    White Christmas

    It’s a good story, being something slightly more than just a vehicle for the songs. The Army buddies dynamic of the two male leads is an inspired premise and keeps the motivation for all of the characters actions believable. “Let’s just say we’re doing it for a pal in the Army, huh?”

    The dialogue is snappy and fun and helps the pace, which would otherwise suffer a bit. As great as this picture is, I have no idea why they felt the need to drag it out for two full hours. But the screwball comedy wit from veterans Norman Krasna, Norman Panama and Melvin Frank is textbook stuff and should be taught in classes as such…

    White Christmas

    White Christmas really is a great film to watch at any time of year. There’s nothing about Clooney’s performance of “Love, You Didn’t Do Right By Me” that will have you thinking about anything cool. Highly recommended…

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    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (6 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    White Christmas Representation Test

     

    [schema type=”movie” name=”White Christmas” description=”A successful song-and-dance team become romantically involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former commanding general.” director=”Michael Curtiz” actor_1=”Bing Crosby” ]

    Main Cast Bing Crosby Bob Wallace, Danny Kaye Phil Davis, Rosemary Clooney Betty Haynes, Vera-Ellen (as Vera Ellen) Judy Haynes
    Rating Approved
    Release Date Thu 14 Oct 1954 UTC
    Director Michael Curtiz
    Genres Comedy, Musical, Romance
    Plot A successful song-and-dance team become romantically involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former commanding general.
    Poster White Christmas
    Runtime 120
    Tagline First and unforgettable picture in VISTAVISION
    Writers Norman Krasna (written for the screen by) &, Norman Panama (written for the screen by) …
    Year 1954
  • #140RVW: Doctor Who: Time of the Doctor (2013)

    #140RVW: Doctor Who: Time of the Doctor (2013)

    I’m sort of a Nuvian, but for what it’s worth: 1st Xmas Special that was a letdown, though lots of good moments. So hard to see No.11 go…

    The Time of the Doctor

    The Time of the Doctor

    The Time of the Doctor

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  • A Christmas Story (1983)

    A Christmas Story (1983)

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    Proud to say I saw the initial theatrical release 30 years ago. Spent years trying to convince others to watch it. I think I can stop now…

    A Christmas Story

    What’s more:

    For a long time I couldn’t watch this movie. We were early to the party on this one. My dad loved Jean Shepherd from his performances on WGBH in Boston and a show run on PBS American Playhouse “The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters”. (I haven’t seen that in 30 years but would love to see it again (time to search the interwebs). According to iMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084022/) it starred Matt Dillon and was shot in Boston.

    So when A Christmas Story was announced, my dad made sure we got to it. I tried in vain to tell everyone I knew how funny it was, and dad screened it at his school for years. We taped it off of tv at some point and any time friends came over to the house it was one of the movies they always wanted to watch (along with Holy Grail). So I got sort of sick of it. And when it started running 24 hours a day at Christmas, I no longer needed to actively plan to sit down to watch it. I’d catch a bit here or there, and enjoyed it exactly as much as any other annual Christmas special.

    A Christmas Story

    But this year I wanted my daughter to see it properly, not piecemeal. So we sat down and I re-discovered a nearly perfect movie. There were no revelatory moments; everything was just where I’d left it. But it was a true pleasure to accompany my girl into her first viewing and remind myself just how funny each gag is. And, yes, it holds up. Not just for me – she laughed herself silly…

    A Christmas Story

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  • The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    If they would simply rebroadcast this 1 time, all criticism of the prequels would immediately cease. Worst moment in history; can’t unsee…

    Life Day

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special:

    35 years ago, on Thanksgiving 1978, the world ended. Everything since then has been simply trying to pick up the pieces.

    To see the Star Wars Holiday Special is to die a little. Think of the Nazis looking into the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

    It’s entirely possible that the special is in fact an anti-drug educational film. After all, no one would ever consider using cocaine after a single glance at Carrie Fisher. And the whole experience seems to mirror some terrible 1960’s bad trip.

    Leia

    Actually, despite growing up with the Wars, I have no memory of this special whatsoever, and considered it an urban legend before I finally tracked down a VHS bootleg in the 90’s.

    Too many fine people have written extensively on this not to be believed train-wreck for me to go into it in great detail, so I’ll keep this brief(ish). I’ll just run over some of the main points for those of you who’d rather not experience it first-hand:

    • The big draw of the show was new footage from that galaxy far, far away. Pity then that what you get is clearly deleted footage of Vader wandering around the recently destroyed Death Star with new lines over-dubbed. Helps to not have to lip-sync…
    • Shame that Life Day never really caught on as a new holiday. Beat Festivus by years…
    • soloLove the decision to make the main characters non-English (Basic) speaking…and not subtitle. Entire minutes go by with no comprehensible dialogue. It’s like watching a Senate hearing…
    • Chewie’s family – yikes. Let’s just say you don’t see a lot of these cosplayers. Which name is worse, Lumpy or Itchy? I’ll give you a few minutes…
    • holiday_06_lukeMark Hamill looks terrifying under all that makeup, but do remember that he had been in a horrible car crash only weeks before. He alone gets a pass…
    • The single most fascinating aspect of this show is how they seem determined to bring back the old-time variety show. Ironically, this must have been the nail in the coffin for that crap. Art Carney, Harvey Korman? Was Carol Burnett busy? What about Tim Conway?
    • There’s a kind of perverse joy in seeing Harrison Ford trying to roll with the crap dialogue in the cardboard mock-up of the Falcon. It’s like anticipatory karma for being such a stuck-up grouch for the rest of his career…
    • Speaking of perverse, I’m fairly sure that this is the first example of sci-fi porn on broadcast television. If you haven’t seen it, and I recommend that you don’t, Carney gives grandpa Itchy some sort of virtual reality visor that allows him to participate in the first known wookiee/human hologram phone sex in the galaxy. I wonder how many kids weren’t allowed to watch the 2nd hour of this show after this segment…
    • Oh, did I not mention that this show was TWO HOURS LONG?
    • leia_3po_2Fortunately, fans of the movie can recover from Itchy’s indiscretions as we now check in with Princess Leia & C-3P0. One of these characters is stilted and expressionless; the other is a droid. (Alright, you’ve heard it…)
    • Kids, don’t do drugs…
    • Art Carney shows a new dimension of his ability by distracting a Death Star Trooper (with an impressive 1970’s stache) with a video of The Jefferson Starship. In the long sad history of military strategy, this gambit certainly has the element of surprise.
    • Many fans of the trilogy will tell you that the only good thing about this is the cartoon by Nelvana which introduces Boba Fett. Don’t believe it. The cartoon is also awful.
    • CantinaFortunately, we will now check in on the scene at the cantina at Mos Eisley, where BEA ARTHUR carouses with all the aliens from the movie when not being hit on by Harvey Korman. This was probably the breaking point for most kids. Bea Arthur singing. What’s next?
    •  What’s next is that all the wookiees get wrapped up in red gowns and solemnly go to celebrate Life Day, when…
    • LEIA ADDS WORDS TO THE MAIN STAR WARS THEME AND SINGS THEM! I told you not to turn the page! (In Grover voice)star-wars-holiday001-695x365

    For more: http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/

    Bonnie Burton just this week sticks up for it: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57616191-1/in-defense-of-the-star-wars-holiday-special/?tag=mobile_social

    The most in-depth article I’ve read on the debacle: http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2008/12/star_wars_special200812

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    Holiday Special

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  • We’re No Angels (1955)

    We’re No Angels (1955)

    #140RVW

    Curtiz-directed comedy at times feels like adapted play (it is). My all-time favorite Christmas movie. Bogie should have done more comedies.

    We're No Angels

    What’s more:

    Watch this one while wrapping presents every year. There are better Christmas movies, of course, ones that more completely reflect the season, but this is a very nice mix of heartwarming and dark comedy. Not black comedy, exactly, just moments of darkness. After all, the main characters played by Bogart, Ray & Ustinov are hard (if not hardened) criminals. What’s truly wonderful about their performances is that while they spend most of the film showing their tender and kind side, there are a few moments where they let their genuine menace show.

    It’s a slow burn, not hiding its origins as a play. Two plays, actually, as it was originally put on in France. There are lots of quiet moments, meaningful glances, pregnant pauses. It really is a nice feel, because at the heart of all the silences are the layered emotions of these convicts and their realization that not all prisoners are behind steel bars.

    Just one more thing: there is another movie of the same name made in 1989 by the otherwise reliable Neil Jordan. Ostensibly based on the two original plays and the 1955 movie, it is truly dreadful. Avoid like the plague…

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    We're No Angels

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