Canadian Bacon (1995)

Canadian Bacon

#140RVW

Not only the worst “satire” I’ve seen, among the worst movies I have ever watched. John Candy deserved better for his last released film…

Canadian Bacon

What’s more:

Breathtakingly awful. Among the worst movies I have ever watched, and there have been more than a few clunkers. Proof positive, if it was needed, that nothing good can come from Michael Moore. Thankfully after this he never again tried to make a purely fictional movie. (He just settled for making op-ed pieces and calling them documentaries.)

Canadian Bacon

The ONLY reason I watched this was because it was the last John Candy movie released. (Wagons East was the last he filmed, but was released first – sort of an Abbey Road/Let It Be thing. I’m preparing myself up to watch that one soon.)

And it could only be for this reason that I didn’t turn it off like I should have. I kept hoping for one good John Candy scene that I would have regretted missing – his career/life was short enough. But alas, there really was absolutely nothing redeemable about this movie. At all. (Actually, the bit where Aykroyd makes Candy spray-paint his anti-Canadian graffiti into French is not bad, even if it is a blatant rip-off of the same gag from Monty Python’s Life of Brian.)

There’s a good movie to be made about a possible USA/Canadian war, and that movie is South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut…

Poster:

Trailer:

http://youtu.be/4jf8Bt4gD9Y

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Representation Test

Main Cast John Candy Sheriff Bud Boomer, Alan Alda President of the United States, Rhea Perlman Honey, Kevin Pollak Stu Smiley
Rating PG
Release Date Fri 22 Sep 1995 UTC
Director Michael Moore
Genres Comedy
Plot The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war against Canada.
Poster Canadian Bacon
Runtime 91
Tagline It Gets Lonely at the Top, When There’s No More Butt to Kick.
Writers Michael Moore (written by)
Year 1995