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  • Jurassic Park (1993)

    Jurassic Park (1993)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Near perfect example of an event movie; Spielberg isn’t the only one capable of delivering one of these, but it sometimes feels that way…

    Jurassic Park

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Jurassic Park:

    It would be difficult to overstate how huge this film was in the summer of 1993. Jurassic Park nicely illustrates the definition of event movie. When the film was released in the summer of 1993 it was the first time I remember standing in a massive line for a movie since Return of the Jedi. It was the first time since Batman that people insisted on going to a good theater with a big screen to see the picture.

    Jurassic Park

    The book is splendid and more rewarding certainly, but the film stands on its own legs quite well and even adds some touches that improve the story, particularly the characterizations of Hammond and the grandkids. For all of his considerable talents with “big ideas” plots and storytelling, character development was never Michael Crichton’s long suit. When your stories are this good, that’s not as much of a deal-killer as it normally would be…

    Jurassic Park

    I think I was the only person in my family who didn’t read the novel before seeing Jurassic Park. The book came out in November of 1990, at which point I was a senior in high school and likely focused on my own crap. Besides, my dad and my sister are the scientists in the family; they actually read the books that these things are based on (and which I only try to read). I’m more like my mother – I want a good story. I tried several times to get through James Gleick’s Chaos and all of the Jack Horner, Robert Bakker and Steven Jay Gould books in order to better understand the science involved, but the lack of narrative in which to frame the concepts involved always loses my interest. One of the reasons I like Crichton’s writing so much, I suppose; he had a true gift for researching dry medical, scientific or business concepts and then weaving a tale from them.

    Jurassic Park

    The idea for the book was so ridiculously attractive, it’s small wonder that Crichton was able to demand a huge chunk of change and points before the novel even saw release. Steven Spielberg had the inside track, since he was already developing the tv series ER with Crichton, and it’s probably for the best that he got the rights. There’s something about “dinosaur theme park” that makes you involuntarily think Spielberg. But the other teams involved included Tim Burton, Joe Dante and Richard Donner, all of whom would have been capable of great things.

    Jurassic Park

    The novel really is excellent. Usual Crichton blend of detailed subject matter infused with thriller-type storyline. One thing the book conveys so much better than a film is capable of is the business concepts behind this venture. Both in Jurassic Park and in the sequel novel The Lost World, the story provides a credibility to the whole dinosaur experiment. What seems like a summer-movie conceit in the films is actually more than plausible as laid out in the books. This isn’t “hey what if we had these alien robots that could turn into cars” thrill-seeking; these are serious issues scientists, venture capitalists and ethicists are dealing with right now. Far from being science fiction, Jurassic Park possesses the Jules Vernian trait of being more like premature science fact.

    Jurassic Park

    David Koepp reworked Crichton’s adapted screenplay into something fit for the screen, even if it did drop some of the depth in translation. The dialogue is hugely quotable, smart and funny, and the film showcases a masterful delivery of exposition; Spielberg is somewhat known for this, but I don’t think he gets enough credit. His pictures deal in big concepts to a very broad audience with a populist approach, yet a whole lot of information gets imparted in a quickly paced and usually relatively brief amount of time. At 127 minutes, Jurassic Park is a fast-moving tale that never outstays it’s welcome.

    Jurassic Park

    Good actors, though not given a ton to work with. First acting appearance by Richard Attenborough in years. Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm, the rock star, chaotician – it’s a great film role, but the characterization makes a lot more sense if you’ve read the book. The lunch scene in the first act is the best in the film – really captures spirit of the book’s lessons and the thrust of the ethical dilemma facing scientists. And again, great delivery of exposition.

    Jurassic Park

    I don’t want to focus too much on the visuals, for while they are of course the main draw, it’s a mistake to think of this solely as an FX picture. The film is absolutely a master class of filmmaking legends showing their stuff. There’s a good mix of CG, miniatures and full-size animatronic models. The sound design is breathtaking, quite literally, and it’s delivered perfectly since Spielberg invested in the creation of the film sound standard DTS for the picture. The credits for Jurassic Park read like a VFX Hall of Fame roster: Dennis Muren, Stan Winston, Phil Tippett and Michael Lantieri; Gary Summers, Gary Rydstrom, Shawn Murphy, Ron Judkins and Richard Hymns. And of course who could forget the score from maestro John Williams…

    Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park truly is an amazing picture. Spielberg is just so good at building suspense; movie is so suspenseful that you don’t even realize that there’s only about 20 minutes of actual dinosaur footage in the whole thing. From the fantastic opening on, you really know you are in good hands. Spielberg is really flexing his muscles here with the adventure/suspense ratio. They make great decisions, like forgoing music in the T-Rex set-piece scene; that’s a gutsy move only made by experienced filmmakers who have honed their craft to an art form.

    The film could really have stopped after the 1st scene with the dinosaurs twenty minutes in, such is the power of that reveal. Even though CG has developed so much in the past few decades, these effects still stand up amazingly well, communicating the sense of awe at being alongside these creatures. That is the real triumph of Jurassic Park – not the visuals themselves but the masterful way in which the FX enable the storytelling.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass, barely

    The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Jurassic Park Representation Test
    [schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.jurassicworld.com/” name=”Jurassic Park” description=”During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to run amok.” director=”Steven Spielberg” producer=”Kathleen Kennedy” actor_1=”Sam Neill” ]

    Main Cast Sam Neill Dr. Alan Grant, Laura Dern Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jeff Goldblum Dr. Ian Malcolm, Richard Attenborough John Hammond
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 11 Jun 1993 UTC
    Director Steven Spielberg
    Genres Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller
    Plot During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to run amok.
    Poster Jurassic Park
    Runtime 127
    Tagline Life finds a way.
    Writers Michael Crichton (novel), Michael Crichton (screenplay) …
    Year 1993
  • Oh, God! You Devil (1984)

    Oh, God! You Devil (1984)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Franchise is pretty solid with understated charm of George Burns, but this is my clear favorite. Very good story arc, quiet scenes & acting.

    Oh, God! You Devil

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Oh, God! You Devil:

    Here’s another family favorite from the back of the VHS tape cabinet. I don’t think I saw this in the theater, but I know we rented it (remember renting videotapes?) and also taped it off of cable. I can see the yellowing cassette label in my mind still.

    Even though this picture was made 30 years, I believe there’s still room for this kind of quiet picture. I like the little moments that George Burns is capable of. Such a gifted comic. This picture sort of killed the franchise, since it’s much more fun to watch Burns as the Devil than as God. But after they pushed out three of these films I don’t think anyone was in a position to complain…

    Oh, God! You Devil

    Rather than trying to write a narrative review of this picture that I’ve seen so many times, I just queued it up with my laptop in front of me and put down some thoughts. And these are those:

    • Caring father singing Fugue for Tinhorns (from Guys and Dolls) to his sick kid. What a sweet little opening. Possibly the subconscious reason I sang this to my little girl as a baby…
    • Y’know what’s funny? Even the actor names in the 80’s sounded like the decade itself; Ted Wass, Ron Silver, Roxanne Hart, Eugene Roche, Robert Desiderio, these are 80’s names. When’s the last time you ran into a Roxanne or Eugene?
    • This film is the only example I can think of where I approve of one actor playing multiple roles. It isn’t just cool to see George Burns play God and the Devil, it makes narrative sense.
    • The Devil goes by the name Harry Tophet. “I love to scare the hell out of people.”
    • “He hates it. Says he wouldn’t play it for his dog. You ever heard that? Wouldn’t play it for a dog?”

    Oh, God! You Devil

    • Love that Tophet has a “computer” in his dashboard. Pretty good for 1984. But what is the Devil driving? Is that a K car?
    • “Hawaiian Chablis? I just never saw a wine with an expiration date before.”
    • I do enjoy watching movies where the answering machine figures into the story, even mildly. It’s just amusing to me…
    • The fire and brimstone to alert the lead character that he’s messing with sinister forces? A vaudeville/ballpark organ and a sound effects tape, mixed with a Hitchcockian dolly zoom?
    • At the time I saw this picture I’d never been to a real wedding reception. When I finally attended one many years later, I somewhat expected people to actually do the hokey pokey, thanks to this movie…
    • Interesting that someone who was perfectly willing to eat a dead snail would suddenly object to a living snail. I don’t get escargot. People are weird…
    • “It’s the little things I enjoy.”

    Oh, God! You Devil

    • Little old-fashioned tricks are so effective.
    • I remember just about every single line and moment of this movie. I have no idea how many times I watched it from 1984-1986…
    • Billy Wayne’s contract expires and he’s nothing but a burning contract. See, there’s some real menace here, under the soft and safe exterior. Burns actually has an nice underlying edge.

    Oh, God! You Devil

    • “Things have a way of working out.”
    • The scene at the record label is just fantastic. Burns would have made a great negotiator had he not gone into showbiz.
    • I know that Billy Wayne’s music is terrible, but I can’t dislike it – I grew up with this cheesy soft rock. I actually really like the song for the rock n roll lifestyle montage…

    Oh, God! You Devil

    • Also, the little piano ballad Bobby Shelton is writing for his wife is lovely…
    • I wonder if this film was a big influence on Richard Marx. There’s a real resemblance…
    • The best moments in this picture are the quiet conversations. There’s a really interesting pace going on here. Nothing moves fast, but it never drags. Scenes have lots of room to breathe. I genuinely do miss this 1980’s film-making style. Mostly…

    Oh, God! You Devil

    Maybe there’s a lot of nostalgia going here, but I really still enjoyed Oh God!, You Devil decades later. I don’t know if it can be said that it holds up, any more than anything from the 80’s does, but it still works. Give it a watch; I bet you’ll enjoy it far more than you expect…

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: C (6 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

     

    Oh, God! You Devil Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Oh, God! You Devil” description=”George Burns is back as God, but oops, here he is as Satan, too. A young rock star is ready to sell his soul to Satan, and Satan is all too happy to oblige. Oops! Seems the fellow was watched over by God as a baby, so now the almighty and his nemesis have to duke it out over the soul.” director=”Paul Bogart” actor_1=”George Burns” ]

    Main Cast George Burns God/Harry O. Tophet, Ted Wass Bobby Shelton, Ron Silver Gary Frantz, Roxanne Hart Wendy Shelton
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 09 Nov 1984 UTC
    Director Paul Bogart
    Genres Comedy, Fantasy
    Plot George Burns is back as God, but oops, here he is as Satan, too. A young rock star is ready to sell his soul to Satan…
    Poster Oh, God! You Devil
    Runtime 97
    Tagline That’s funny, they both look like George Burns.
    Writers Andrew Bergman, Avery Corman (novel)
    Year 1984
  • Oh, God! Book II (1980)

    Oh, God! Book II (1980)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Largely more of the same; possibly cuter with the emphasis on kids. More streamlined, which is good. Hard pressed to fill out even 140RVW…

    Oh, God! Book II

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Oh, God! Book II:

    I’m not kidding – I really had a hard time even coming up with 140 characters about Oh, God! Book II

    Oh, God! Book II

    Umm…it’s good? I frankly think in some ways Oh, God! Book II is better than the original, even without the novelty of the original premise. It’s just a cleaner story. On the other hand, if the first one was too long and it had to establish the whole concept of God coming to Earth and recruiting a spokesperson, you can reasonably assume that this simpler story should take less time. Which it doesn’t.

    Oh, God! Book II

    Louanne, the young actress who plays the eleven-year-old lead character Tracy Richards, is marvelous; very cute and precocious, but more importantly a kid. She acts like a kid, she gets frustrated with God about being put-upon and things being unfair. Really a nice contrast to the lead character in the original, worried about his job and family. Both work great, but differently…

    Oh, God! Book II

    Oh, God! Book II is a good picture; don’t let my extraordinarily brief review give you a different impression. It’s just that it is exactly what it looks like; if you saw the first one, you sort of saw the second one, too. Your preference almost certainly would be for whichever one you saw first. All of these would make better TV shows than feature films, but that’s sort of a minor point. They’re cute and fun…

    Oh, God! Book II
    I never before this moment noticed the KISS poster hanging on the wall of what is otherwise a fairly straightforward 11-year-old girl’s room. In the 70’s anyway. Which this isn’t. I’d like to think it’s some sort of rebellious statement from the set designer; “Take that, right-wing music censors! Even God’s chosen one listens to KISS…”
    Poster:

    Oh, God! Book II

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: B (10 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Oh, God! Book II

     

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Oh, God! Book II” description=”God asks a young girl to help spread his word and influence with a slogan.” director=”Gilbert Cates” actor_1=”George Burns” ]

    Main Cast George Burns God
    Suzanne Pleshette Paula Richards
    David Birney Don Richards
    Louanne Tracy Richards
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 03 Oct 1980 UTC
    Director Gilbert Cates
    Genres Comedy, Fantasy
    Plot God asks a young girl to help spread his word and influence with a slogan.
    Poster Oh, God! Book II
    Runtime 94
    Tagline That’s right, I made another movie. You know me, I can’t stop creating.
    Writers Josh Greenfeld (story), Josh Greenfeld (screenplay) …
    Year 1980
  • Oh, God! (1977)

    Oh, God! (1977)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Bet you haven’t thought of this one in forever, huh? Neither had I. Interesting to remember movies used to be this pace and no one minded…

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Oh, God!:

    Would you believe I actually read this book before seeing the movie? It’s true. I saw the sequels as a kid, but I have just about no recollection of seeing the original picture. I do, however, remember finding the worn little paperback novel by Avery Corman in a used bookstore in Newton Highlands. It was probably age-inappropriate, but only barely – it’s not like this story ever goes very blue or very dark.

    I haven’t read the novel since I was a kid, but watching Oh, God! now, it plays almost verbatim to my memory of the story. The original novel was adapted by Larry Gelbart, whose screenplay was nominated for an Academy Award.

    It was actually really interesting watching this film series with my family. My daughter absolutely ate it up; I was quite pleasantly surprised. I knew she’d love Oh, God! Book II if we ever got to it, but that was far from a certainty. I really had no idea how she’d respond to something so dated. She’s watched older films, of course, but Oh, God! absolutely screams 1977 and I knew I’d need to explain about payphones, etc. She really enjoyed it, though…

    Oh, God!

    It’s sort of funny to look back on this film. At the time it was a big hit; it was the sixth biggest picture in 1977. It made more than Annie Hall and The Spy Who Loved Me!

    (Sidebar: what a mixed bag 1977 was – we got classic films like Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and Slapshot, but it also saw the deaths of Elvis Presley, Groucho & Gummo Marx, Charlie Chaplin and Howard Hawks…)

    Oh, God!

    The story is cute and covertly subversive. Not only were they able to talk about God in a feature film, they managed to get across huge section of preaching disguised as dialogue. George Burns is a real Trojan Horse – when he delivers the message, people listen…

    Aside from Burns, it’s a bizarre cast. First off, John Denver is just not a lead actor. I like his everyman appeal and everything, but it seems as though every single line of dialogue is shouted. Terri Garr is well cast as his put-upon wife, or maybe I just love Terri Garr too much to be objective.

    But the supporting roles: Donald Pleasence, Dinah Shore, and Paul Sorvino as a bible-thumping televangelist – it’s truly odd stuff. Barnard Hughes is a judge for goodness sake – that’s how stodgy it is…

    Oh, God!

    I know it’s a cute little comedy and everything, but if God were to come to Earth and try to convince a courtroom full of people of his existence, I have a hard time believing he’d use card tricks. This movie came out five months after Star Wars – that’s just not going to get her done…

    Oh, God! is a fun little picture. At 98 minutes it’s far too long to hold the attention of modern filmgoers. It was probably too long even then – the thing really creeps along considering how few actual events are pictured. But if you can slow yourself down and make time for it, Oh, God! really is a clever little film. It’s not as entertaining maybe as the sequels (to my eye), but there’s some really good dialogue. Recommended…

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Oh, God! Representation Test
    [schema type=”movie” name=”Oh, God!” description=”When God appears to an assistant grocery manager as a good natured old man, the Almighty selects him as his messenger for the modern world.” director=”Carl Reiner” producer=”Jerry Weintraub” actor_1=”George Burns”]

    Main Cast John Denver Jerry Landers
    George Burns God
    Teri Garr Bobbie Landers
    Donald Pleasence Doctor Harmon
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 07 Oct 1977 UTC
    Director Carl Reiner
    Genres Comedy, Fantasy
    Plot When God appears to an assistant grocery manager as a good natured old man, the Almighty selects him as his messenger for the modern world.
    Poster Oh, God!
    Runtime 98
    Tagline “It’s true. People have trouble remembering My Words. Moses had such a bad memory I had to give him tablets.”
    Writers Larry Gelbart (screenplay), Avery Corman (based on the novel by)
    Year 1977
  • Ashanti (1979)

    Ashanti (1979)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Not nearly as crappy as it looks, this 1979 star-packed anti-slavery film could have actually been a good picture with a little more care…

    Ashanti

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Ashanti:

    A tale of modern day slavery (well, 1979 modern day). Don’t know how I’ve never heard of this before now. Starring Michael Caine, Peter Ustinov, Omar Sharif, Rex Harrison AND William Holden!

    The film is based on the novel Ebano by Alberto Vázquez-Figueroa, which was itself based on a true story. Directed by Richard Fleisher, Ashanti is an absolutely horrific tale that doesn’t shy away from the most distasteful aspects of the sickening world of slavery.

    Ashanti

    Caine and model turned actress Beverly Johnson play Doctors David & Anansa Linderby who work for the World Health Organization (WHO) providing care in West Africa. When Anansa is kidnapped by slavers, David must traverse the continent to try and get her back before the party crosses the Red Sea.

    It’s really great to see well-seasoned vets like Holden and Harrison. With their names in the credits I somewhat expected them to stick out like out-of-place cameos, but these are real (if small) parts. Ustinov is very interesting as the slaver Suleiman; it’s the first villain role in his entire career.

    Ashanti

    Michael Caine’s character is so bizarre. Out in a strange land where he doesn’t speak the language, know the customs or have any resources, he is deeply mistrustful and hostile to the few people who offer assistance. I get the lack of trust, his wife has just been kidnapped after all, but why is he pushing away the only people who want to help?

    Good looking picture; well-shot, beautiful country. (Filmed in Kenya, Israel & Sicily.) Also well-shot ugliness at times. The seventies music is a drag, though, really making the project feel low-rent…

    Ashanti

    Things take a really weird turn past the one hour mark when one of the slaves proves himself to be a witch doctor. Truly bizarre and completely atonal considering the grounded quality of everything up to that point…

    Kabir Bedi as Malik, a wronged husband and father seeking revenge on Sulieman has a wonderful intensity.

    Ashanti

    Even with Caine doing his version of phoning it in, he still burns with an intensity in many scenes. He’s such a fine actor that when he coasts he’s still leaving many others in the dust. Unfortunately I suspect he knows this. Caine has disowned this picture, shamelessly admitting that it was a paycheck project that he has no love for. Firstly, I resent actors pulling that crap; you took the job, you took the money, it’s bad form to deride the project. A lot of people work hard on even the world’s worst films. It’s insulting and disrespectful to their efforts to run down the picture just because you’ve moved on. I’m a firm believer that when you take on a job you have a responsibility to give it your best effort and far more importantly your best intentions. The producers aren’t simply paying you to show up and act – I believe there is a duty to try to make the picture work beyond your time in front of the lens. You should take your part in promoting the work; speak well of the film, or at least speak no evil. And even if you think you are above the project, don’t let it show.

    Ashanti

    Omar Sharif is such a great actor that they had to bulk up the part for him. I’m not complaining, particularly, as he’s always great to watch, but it does add a sort of unusual turning in the last 15 minutes of the picture.

    The ending, with things tied up so neatly, is so pat and unsatisfying it nearly made me go back and remove anything positive I said about the rest of the film. The feel of the final shots is completely disrespectful to all of the characters who suffered and died in the story.

    Ashanti

    Despite the poster, Ashanti is not actually an exploitation picture. It doesn’t deal in casual, cruel violence, sexual or otherwise. There is casual, cruel violence, and there are definite trigger points for victims of abuse, but it is never glorified or presented in an voyeuristic or exploitative manner. This movie deals with hard truths and doesn’t flinch from showing them, but no more so than a documentary on the same subject – never for entertainment value or as a storytelling tool.

    Ashanti is an interesting film. Very uneven, but there are some really interesting moments. Some of the chases through the Sahara are very fine. With some more work this truly could have been a good picture.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Ashanti Representation Test
    [schema type=”movie” name=”Ashanti” description=”Dr. Anansa Linderby is kidnapped in a medical mission in Africa by a slave trader. From this moment, her husband will do anything to recover her and to punish the bad guys, but that will be not an easy task.” director=”Richard Fleisher” actor_1=”Michael Caine” ]

    Main Cast Michael Caine Dr. David Linderby
    Peter Ustinov Suleiman
    Kabir Bedi Malik
    Beverly Johnson Dr. Anansa Linderby
    Rating R
    Release Date Sun 01 Apr 1979 UTC
    Director Richard Fleischer
    Genres Action, Adventure, Drama, Mystery, Thriller
    Plot Dr. Anansa Linderby is kidnapped in a medical mission in Africa by a slave trader. From this moment, her husband will do anything to recover her and to punish the bad guys, but that will be not an easy task.
    Poster Ashanti
    Runtime 118
    Tagline Slave trading lives today!
    Writers Stephen Geller (screenplay), Alberto Vázquez Figueroa (as Alberto Vasquez-Figueroa) (novel)
    Year 1979