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  • Total Recall (2012)

    Total Recall (2012)

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    So much better than the 1990 version – don’t let anyone tell you differently. Good not great. And yes, the three-breasted woman is here…

    Total Recall

    What’s more:

    Remakes of movies based on novels usually follow a somewhat predictable path: despite tremendous success of the first adaptation, new team stresses their intention to go back to the original material, whereupon they import over 30% new stuff from the text (usually 10% of it any good) and then make an uninspired remake that everyone falls all over themselves condemning as unnecessary and not as good as the first film. Critics live to bash these things.

    Total Recall

    So it’s somewhat surprising that Total Recall (2012) eschews this formula and goes for a straight remake of the 1990 film, not the Philip K. Dick short story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale” on which both movies are based. I actually applaud the unexpected choice. Firstly, there really isn’t much more to this short story that was neglected the first time around. Secondly, the biggest problem with the 1990 film was, well, the entire production. The script was fine. So it really was ripe for a remake, post Minority Report.

    Total Recall

    I reference Minority Report as it is clearly the blueprint for most sci-fi of the past ten years, including Total Recall. And that’s not a problem.

    Total Recall

    Really just about every single thing in this movie is better than its 1990 counterpart. Colin Farrell is entirely believable both as a working grunt and as a spy. Kate Beckinsale is just as out of Quaid’s league as Sharon Stone was, but the difference is that she handles the role so much better, and, as an added bonus, absorbs the Michael Ironside role, making for a leaner tale. Jessica Biel is her usual under-utilized self. (Got to find a real role for her at some point.)

    Total Recall

    Len Wiseman has been at best an adequate director up to this point. Total Recall doesn’t build much onto that foundation, but it’s a clean, well-made affair and the action sequences are particularly fine. Lot of moving pieces; he keeps it all spinning and that’s not easy.

    Total Recall

    Keeping the whole film on the decimated Earth was a good decision, and the political struggle created here has a nice resonance in the Occupy days. One of the interesting adds to the movie is “The Fall”, a method by which workers of “The Colony” (Australia) can travel quickly through the Earth’s core and arrive at The United Federation of Britain on the other side. It is a great effect, a neat story device and absolutely rubbish science. But that’s sci-fi filmmaking, and not a deal-breaker. Most of the movie is good fun and if it will never be a classic like Ahnold’s film was, it is still a far superior film.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    Main Cast Colin Farrell Douglas Quaid/Carl Hauser, Bokeem Woodbine Harry, Bryan Cranston Cohaagen, Kate Beckinsale Lori Quaid
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 03 Aug 2012 UTC
    Director Len Wiseman
    Genres Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller
    Plot A factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Rekall – a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led – goes wrong and he finds himself on the run.
    Poster Total Recall
    Runtime 118
    Tagline What is real?
    Writers Kurt Wimmer (screenplay) and, Mark Bomback (screenplay) …
    Year 2012
  • The Wind Rises “Kaze tachinu” (2013)

    The Wind Rises “Kaze tachinu” (2013)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    The first of a new series, Miyazaki March Mondays. I haven’t seen all of his works, but I’m still going to say this is his best achievement.

    宮崎月月曜日、新シリーズの最初の。私は彼の作品のすべてを見ていないが、私はまだ、これは彼の最高の成果であると言うつもりです。

    The Wind Rises

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Wind Rises:

    Hayao Miyazaki has announced his retirement. The Wind Rises reportedly will be his last film. (Or is it? There are now reports he is or has rescinded his retirement. Evidently this is something he has done a number of times.) Apparently he was saving the best for last; we should all be so fortunate to go out on top.

    The Wind Rises

    Now, I’m late to the Miyazaki party; I’ve only seen a few of his films so far, which is partly why I’m going to dedicate Mondays in the month of March to reviewing some of his classics. (The other reason is that my daughter is an enormous fan.) So, since I’ve only seen a couple of his movies, is it really fair to declare The Wind Rises his best? Yes. Yes it is. Because The Wind Rises is possibly the greatest hand-animated film ever made. I’m not really comparing it with his other films; I’m comparing it (favorably) to ever other animated film of all time.

    The Wind Rises

    This was the first of his films I’ve seen on the big screen, and that possibly leads me to have a greater impression of the grandeur and vastness of his scenes than I would at home. But I don’t think so. The sweeping vistas and clarity of screen composition is something I’ve been drawn to in each of his films.

    The Wind Rises

    In fact, the striking visuals of his movies may distract from his other talents as a filmmaker. What it most characteristic of Miyazaki films in my mind is not the visual style, it’s the narrative style. The pacing is truly unique. These stories breathe and shift; they are allowed time to develop. I often speak of pacing in my reviews; I consider pacing to be one of the most important elements in the success or failure of a film. And the unhurried narrative in Miyazaki’s films, and The Wind Rises in particular, provides a welcome respite from the breakneck speed of most films (especially animated ones). That’s not to say that they can’t become a bit slow, and the less engaging stories can drag on, but when you’ve got a good tale, it’s refreshing to be afforded the time and opportunity to let it find its own rhythm.

    The Wind Rises

    Miyazaki seems to have a sense of wonder about the world that leads to this style of filmmaking. In The Wind Rises, this view is personified in the main character, Jiro Horikoshi, whose childish fascination with flight seems undimmed throughout years of often fruitless striving for aeronautic success. Through setbacks and struggle, Jiro never seems to lose this sense of wonder or shed his genial outlook.

    The Wind Rises

    Horikoshi makes for a wonderful protagonist because of his talents but especially because of his single-minded love of flight. He is a brilliantly human character, as well; full of flaws that give the story depth. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a natural for the part; his voice is quite fitting. In fact, none of the celebrity voices really distract, although I still greatly prefer to watch a film in the language in which it was filmed.

    The Wind Rises

    For my money, though, the success of this film is largely attributable to the story. I have long maintained that many artists do their best work when they work within the constraints of someone else’s input; film adaptations are our culture’s variations on a theme. There is something about having source material to inform the work that beautifully focuses gifted filmmakers.

    The Wind Rises

    The Wind Rises is a perfect example. This is the first time (to my knowledge) that Miyazaki has based his work on a real person. Jiro Horikoshi’s life was first chronicled in Tatsuo Hori’s short novel “The Wind Has Risen”, written in 1936–1937, then turned into a manga by Miyazaki in 2009. While the story of Horikoshi’s personal life appears to be largely fictionalized, his legacy as an engineer follows the historical record, and Miyazaki wisely takes as his cue a quote from Jiro Horikoshi: “All I wanted to do was to make something beautiful.”

    The Wind Rises

    This last point is hugely important, as audiences, not exclusively but certainly American audiences, may have trouble with a major concept here: Horikoshi’s work directly led to the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor. It’s not a minor consideration, and Miyazaki doesn’t treat it as one. The entire film is predicated on the idea that these men of science struggle with the reality of their creations. The engineers are all too aware of the military ends to which their inventions will be used; it is a constant theme that haunts Horikoshi and his colleagues. The subject is treated with respect and never sugarcoats reality.

    The Wind Rises

    The Wind Rises is an absolute triumph; it is among the greatest animated films ever made. Please take the opportunity to see it in theaters if you can.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: B (10 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    Main Cast Joseph Gordon-Levitt Jirô Horikoshi (voice: English version), John Krasinski Honjô (voice: English version), Emily Blunt Nahoko Satomi (voice: English version), Martin Short Kurokawa (voice: English version)
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Sat 20 Jul 2013 UTC
    Director Hayao Miyazaki
    Genres Animation, Biography, Drama, History, Romance, War
    Plot A look at the life of Jiro Horikoshi, the man who designed Japanese fighter planes during World War II.
    Poster The Wind Rises
    Runtime 126
    Tagline Ikineba. (We must live.)
    Writers Hayao Miyazaki (comic), Hayao Miyazaki (screenplay)
    Year 2013
  • Now Very Bad’s 2014 Oscar Predictions…

    Now Very Bad’s 2014 Oscar Predictions…

    The Academy asked me to hold off on my predictions for the 2014 Academy Awards until tonight so I wouldn’t influence the voters. I understand. So now, without further ado, here are my predictions for the March 2nd telecast of the Oscars:

    • No one will ask a sensible question to an actress on the red carpet.
    • Talented human beings will be ogled by millions of people who have no business criticizing them. But that’s still not as bad as the staff of the E! network…
    • Ellen will do a much better hosting job than Seth MacFarlane because no other outcome is possible.
    • Jack Nicholson and/or Louis Gosset Jr. will attend; for no reason whatsoever…
    • A number of Americans will needlessly address Judi Dench as “Dame”. We’re not British, folks, you don’t need to use those honorifics.
    • During the remembrance portion of the show where they pay respects to those who have died, the order & length of segments will be callously tilted in favor of those who were most popular, once again reminding us that we are not all equal, even in death…
    • Salma Hayek and/or Penélope Cruz will be trotted out to present any foreign language awards, since they are evidently the only Latina actresses the Academy has ever hear of – and despite the fact that Spanish, while a beautiful language, is not the ONLY foreign language…
    • At my daughter’s request, I’m noting that “Let It Go” is a mortal lock to win Best Original Song. And now she’s singing it. Again…
    • Up until yesterday I’d have said Frozen was certain to win Animated Feature, but after seeing The Wind Rises this weekend, I’m going to have to change my prediction…
    • That tool from U2 will wear silly glasses that will once again bruise my efforts to not pray for the spontaneous combustion of a fellow human being. They’ll also play a crappy Brian Eno rip-off…
    • Producers will continue to not be given any awards, despite the fact that they are the ones who actually get these movies made.
  • The Wolverine (2013)

    The Wolverine (2013)

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    6th time the charm? Despite the total lack of a reason for yet another movie, this is well made, using the Japanese location to good effect.

    The Wolverine

    What’s more:

    Since this is the 6th X-Men movie, 5 of them with Wolverine and two of those with him as the main character (and 3 more with him essentially the main character), there’s not really not much more to say at this point. The character has been over-covered.

    The Wolverine

    But still, this is a good movie – kind of a do-over after X-Men Origins. Going back to a great Claremont/Miller storyline from the 80’s, the story is updated to fall chronologically after The Last Stand.

    The Wolverine

    Logan is moping around and seeing Jean Grey everywhere he goes, when he is blissfully brought to Japan for a more explicit ronin parallel. More probably could have been done with the concept, but it works pretty well and the setting is excellent.

    The Wolverine

    The movie is leagues better than the 1st Wolverine film, though that is faint praise, but there’s definite weariness to the whole affair. Not on the part of the filmmakers – it’s a very well-done project. It’s the rest of us who are weary of the character. I can understand why they wanted to make this  – better bridging The Last Stand and Days of Future Past later this year. Just sort of wish they could of stuck with the X-Men movies and not bothered with these spin-offs.

    The Wolverine

    Maybe the best thing in the movie is the number of strong females. Everyone involved should take a bow for making a film with multiple female characters that aren’t just arm candy, but fully realized individuals with their own storylines. Except for Viper – she’s just stupid.  ..

    The Wolverine

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    Main Cast Hugh Jackman Logan, Will Yun Lee Harada, Tao Okamoto Mariko, Rila Fukushima Yukio
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 26 Jul 2013 UTC
    Director James Mangold
    Genres Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
    Plot When Wolverine is summoned to Japan by an old acquaintance, he is embroiled in a conflict that forces him to confront his own demons.
    Poster The Wolverine
    Runtime 126
    Tagline When he’s most vulnerable, he’s most dangerous.
    Writers Mark Bomback (screenplay) and, Scott Frank (screenplay)
    Year 2013
  • Adaptation. (2002)

    Adaptation. (2002)

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    Spike Jonze & Charlie Kaufman’s create a trippy metafilm; just being made could have been this movie’s greatest achievement; so much more…

    Adaptation.

    What’s more:

    I have no idea how this got greenlit, but I’m grateful. The semi-autobiographical story of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman struggling (and mostly failing) to adapt real-life author Susan Orlean’s 1988 non-fiction book “The Orchid Thief” raises so many questions:

    • Why did filmmakers think this book would make a good movie in the first place?
    • How did Kaufman manage to ever work in town again after turning in a screenplay that is really just an account of him struggling to adapt the book?
    • Why did Susan Orlean, John Laroche & Robert McKee agree to their portrayals in this?

    Adaptation.

    Well, whatever the reasons, I’m just happy that it all came together, because Adaptation is a wonderful movie. Perhaps it is more of an experiment than a true movie, but it is very enjoyable.

    Except for the ending; the ending sucked. Truly. If Robert McKee is right and “The last act makes a film.”, then this wasn’t any good. So I think that quote is a touch over-simple. The third act didn’t ruin Adaptation, although it’s startling left turn in tone made a close job of doing so.

    Adaptation.

    Further questions for discussion:
    • While everyone agrees Chris Carter is a great actor, is this the role he should have gotten an Oscar for? (He did.)

    Adaptation.

    • I was probably half way through the movie before I realized that Donald Kaufman (Charlie’s fictitious twin brother) was actually a character in the movie and not a figment of Charlie’s imagination. I was getting really confused. I’m not sure, but I don’t think they even refer to him by name for quite a bit. So my question: if this was not Nic Cage doubling as a second character, but rather just some roommate played by another actor, would that make this better or worse?

    Adaptation.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass, barely

    The Representation Test Score: B (7 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    Main Cast Nicolas Cage Charlie Kaufman/Donald Kaufman, Meryl Streep Susan Orlean, Chris Cooper John Laroche, Tilda Swinton Valerie Thomas
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 10 Jan 2003 UTC
    Director Spike Jonze
    Genres Comedy, Crime, Drama
    Plot A love-lorn script writer grows increasingly desperate in his quest to adapt the book ‘The Orchid Thief’.
    Poster Adaptation.
    Runtime 114
    Tagline From the creator of Being John Malkovich, comes the story about the creator of Being John Malkovich.
    Writers Susan Orlean (book), Charlie Kaufman (screenplay) …
    Year 2002