Tag: 2011

  • Bossypants (2011)

    Bossypants (2011)

    Bossypants
    Bossypants by Tina Fey

    My rating: 4 of 5 stars

    I don’t really have a ton to say about this book. It was wonderfully funny, which was an absolute certainty coming from such a funny comedienne & writer. It was also completely unsubstantial and probably longer than a book about an active person needs to be. Going through the book, I felt like I did when I heard Tina Fey was being honored with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor; it’s not that it was unjustified – far from it. It just seemed a bit premature. As talented as Fey is, I suspect that her best work is still ahead of her (or at least that her best isn’t behind her). It’s a little early for career retrospectives, isn’t it?

    Like all autobiographies, it is most enjoyable the further the narrative stays from the present time. The stories of growing up and discovering her voice are absolutely hysterical. Once the story starts to catch up to current events it feels more like a journal. I’m not that interested in reading an author’s thoughts on things that just happened – I was there – I got the gist of it. More detail starts to feel like justification and over-explanation of events – I’m already reading your side of the story – it’s your book. Tell me more about your theatre camp – that was a riot…

    The exception to this criticism is the newer material on parenting. Because that is providing access to things I didn’t previously know about. And because it is side-splitting funny.

    I actually listened to the author narrate this story as opposed to reading it. I’m sure I would have enjoyed the book without Tina Fey’s voice but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it as much. She has such a fantastic delivery. Recommended.

    [schema type=”book” url=”http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/tina-fey/bossypants/9780316056861/” name=”Bossypants” description=”Tina Fey, one of the most powerful and beloved women in entertainment, brings sharp wit and uncanny observational skill to everything she does, from television to major motion pictures. She’s managed to be known as both the thinking man’s sex symbol, and every woman’s alter-ego/imaginary best friend. Now, for the first time, Fey takes her writing talent off-screen and into the pages of a audiobook. From her disastrous honeymoon cruise to the oversold joys of breastfeeding, from how to assemble the perfect female body to the working mom’s inner thoughts (when cleaning under the couch: eat the Cheerio, pocket the penny. Unless your sweatpants don’t have pockets…), Tina Fey puts her unique and endlessly funny mark on modern life, love, marriage, and motherhood.” author=”Tina Fey” publisher=”Reagan Arthur Books” pubdate=”2011-04-05″ isbn=”0316056863″ ebook=”yes” paperback=”yes” hardcover=”yes” ]

  • Dolphin Tale (2011)

    Dolphin Tale (2011)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Exactly what it looks like: cute, family-friendly, inspirational, endearing & completely devoid of any sharp edges. Not a bad thing at all.

    Dolphin Tale

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Dolphin Tale:

    What a cute movie. You know, sometimes a thing just is what it is – and that’s alright. This movie turned out to be every bit the sweet family fare that it teased. And there is nothing at all wrong with that.

    Dolphin Tale

    You can sort of tell just by the casting what kind of movie it’s going to be. Some of these actors just broadcast this vibe that there isn’t going to be any heavy lifting involved with what you’re about to see. The folksy compassion of Kris Kristofferson, the worldly (& folksy) wisdom of Morgan Freeman, the folksy wholesomeness of Ashley Judd, the jazzy wholesomeness of Harry Connick Jr. – it’s like the cast of a Lifetime special with more star power. But that’s alright; this isn’t the story for acting fireworks.

    Dolphin Tale

    And it is a great story. Based simultaneously tightly AND loosely on a real story. It’s sort of an interesting mix. The details about Winter are extremely accurate, while everything else is extremely fictional.

    Dolphin Tale

    The story of Winter, a dolphin stranded on a beach in Florida after being injured in a crab net, is an amazing one. This is a wonderful animal who was rescued by some brave and inventive people and it’s an inspirational story that you’d have to be made of stone not to warm to. The film features Winter in her home location at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium, and in the closing credits of the picture we get to see footage of the events just dramatized. Now, I’m tempted to say that it’s such a good story and the actual recordings are so captivating that a feature film is really unnecessary – that they should have just stuck with a documentary (of which there is one – Winter, the Dolphin That Can – http://www.seewinter.com/winter-hope/real-life-story).

    Dolphin Tale

    But that would be selling short the job that screenwriters Karen Janszen & Noam Dromi have done in creating a great dramatization that honors the inspirational effect Winter has had on many people. The story of overcoming physical trauma and the adversity it creates is meaningful on so many levels, and the screenwriters have used this as the basis for the film story, which draws parallels with our wounded soldiers. The story is more than a little bit melodramatic and could probably have used a haircut, but it is engaging and well-written.

    Dolphin Tale

    The picture is very well made – craftsman-like, but not showy. I’m not in love with the over-clean look of the film, but it suits the movie. DP Karl Walter Lindenlaub had to work with the ill-advised decision to shoot in native 3D – this picture never needed to be in 3D – and perhaps that led to the antiseptic image. More than anything, though, everything and everyone are just too tidy.

    Dolphin Tale

    Dolphin Tale is a heartwarming picture that can truly be inspirational if you watch it with the right audience and right mind frame. If not, it’s earnestness may seem saccharine. But it is a delight to watch with children and highly recommended.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: A (11 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Dolphin Tale Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” url=”http://dolphintalemovie.warnerbros.com/dvd/index.html” name=”Dolphin Tale” description=””Dolphin Tale” is inspired by the amazing true story of a brave dolphin and the compassionate strangers who banded together to save her life. Swimming free, a young dolphin is caught in a crab trap, severely damaging her tail. She is rescued and transported to the Clearwater Marine Hospital, where she is named Winter. But her fight for survival has just begun. Without a tail, Winter’s prognosis is dire “Dolphin Tale,” today serves as a symbol of courage, perseverance and hope to millions of people-both able and disabled-who have been touched by her remarkable story of recovery and rehabilitation.” director=”Charles Martin Smith” actor_1=”Morgan Freeman” actor_2=”Ashley Judd” actor_3=”Harry Connick Jr.” actor_4=”Nathan Gamble” actor_5=”Cozi Zuehlsdorff” ]

    Main Cast Morgan Freeman Dr. Cameron McCarthy, Ashley Judd Lorraine Nelson, Harry Connick Jr. Dr. Clay Haskett, Nathan Gamble Sawyer Nelson
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 23 Sep 2011 UTC
    Director Charles Martin Smith
    Genres Drama, Family
    Plot A story centered on the friendship between a boy and a dolphin whose tail was lost in a crab trap.
    Poster Dolphin Tale
    Runtime 113
    Tagline Inspired by the amazing true story of Winter
    Writers Karen Janszen (written by) and, Noam Dromi (written by)
    Year 2011
  • Green Lantern (2011)

    Green Lantern (2011)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    These 2 things may seem mutually exclusive but they’re not: 1) Green Lantern isn’t as bad as they say. 2) What’s wrong with it? Everything.

    Green Lantern

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Green Lantern:

    I have never read a Green Lantern comic. He sometimes would show up in other DC Comics I read, but even then it was pretty rare. So my review is limited to the merits of the movie as a standalone and not on any adaptation criteria. So if you are a fan of the comic series or character, I will probably annoy you with the following statement: Green Lantern is not an interesting character. Maybe that’s just in this movie – it probably is. But most of the problems with the Green Lantern film don’t strike me as poor filmmaking…

    I wanted to like this movie – I really did. And I don’t hate it. But it just really doesn’t work very well.

    Green Lantern

    The problems start almost immediately – there’s something about a narrated introduction that fills me with dread. It means that you instantly are going to be told things that you are expected to remember – that isn’t a problem. No, the problem is that my silly meter is very often set off by a whole bunch of exposition filled with silly names and suspect logic. Sometimes this isn’t a deal-killer. Off the top of my head I can think of three great films with silly opening narration (written or spoken): Highlander, Terminator & Blade Runner. Sometimes you just have a bunch of info that you have to get across or the movie will be confusing. But the roll-out of Green Lantern had me rolling my eyes before the titles:

    The immortals or Guardians on the planet Oa have harnessed the emerald energy of willpower. (The power of this story is based on a color?) They divided the universe into 3,600 sectors and sent out a bunch of green rings which would choose worthy peacekeepers, so naturally these oddly-numbered recruits would be known as the Green Lantern Corps. (Wait a minute, I thought the ring was the magic item? Now it’s a lantern? Did they send lanterns out to everyone, too? Why aren’t they called the Green Ring Corps?)

    Green Lantern

    I know this sounds like a really nit-picky point, but I think this is part of the trouble I have with the character. There’s just too much going on. There’s a ring, but it needs to get charged by a lantern, which needs to get charged by a planet, which was created by weird looking aliens that are immortal, which is another way of saying they are stuck looking like that forever. It all takes place in space. And there are three thousand and six hundred of them. Oh, and the power doesn’t come from the lantern or the ring or the planet, it comes from willpower. Which is green. Not yellow, because that’s fear. Fear is more powerful but it corrupts. I don’t know what red does…

    Green Lantern

    Parallax is the main villain. He is gross – really gross. All yellow and brown with an enormous forehead. In fact, there are a lot of ugly characters in this movie. And not just the villains. I consider this a bit of a deal-killer. Again, maybe I’m being petty and maybe long-time readers were thrilled to see Sinestro as pink with a widow’s peak and David Niven mustache. Or the fish-guy or Hector Hammond (also mustachioed…hmm…). But I think I speak for most of us when I say that watching the hero fight a nauseating brownish-yellow cloud and a sweaty guy with greasy hair and a bulbous forehead is entirely joyless.

    Green Lantern

    I think we were all a little confused and wary when it was announced that the suit would be entirely digital. I’m going to say that again – the main character’s costume is CG. How could you possibly manage a budget when the costume has to be created for every frame that the title character appears in? They certainly didn’t skimp anywhere else, because the effects are top-shelf. Like the rest of the movie, they look weird and have questionable design, but they are unquestionably well done.

    The action, too, is well done if not riveting. The actors themselves are fine. I don’t really even have a problem with Reynolds in the title role; he plays it too goofy, but again, I think that’s the filmmaker’s choice. And I’m not going to criticize anyone who had a hard time taking this seriously.

    Green Lantern

    There’s a sameness to Green Lantern that is ultimately the most damning thing about it. The comic-book action is good but can leave you bored because of any number of reasons: story, design, characters. DC obviously swung for the fences with this one but really was undone because of the fundamental shakiness of the character. It may work very well on paper and I’ve even seen a fairly enjoyable animated movie, but for live action it’s just a little out there. That said, I think that the character would probably work much better in a Justice League movie. I’m just not sure that he’s strong enough to support his own franchise.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (3 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Green Lantern Representation Test

     

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Green Lantern” description=”A test pilot is granted an alien ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers that inducts him into an intergalactic police force.” director=”Martin Campbell” actor_1=”Ryan Reynolds” actor_2=”Blake Lively” actor_3=”Peter Sarsgaard” actor_4=”Mark Strong” ]

    Main Cast Ryan Reynolds Hal Jordan/Green Lantern, Blake Lively Carol Ferris, Peter Sarsgaard Hector Hammond, Mark Strong Sinestro
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 17 Jun 2011 UTC
    Director Martin Campbell
    Genres Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller
    Plot A test pilot is granted an alien ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers that inducts him into an intergalactic police force.
    Poster Green Lantern
    Runtime 114
    Tagline One of us… becomes one of them.
    Writers Greg Berlanti (screenplay) &, Michael Green (screenplay) …
    Year 2011
  • A Little Bit of Heaven (2011)

    A Little Bit of Heaven (2011)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    This maudlin tear-jerking rom-com isn’t terrible – it just isn’t any good. Overlong, has impressive roster of actors – every one wasted…

    A Little Bit of Heaven

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of A Little Bit of Heaven:

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    A Little Bit of Heaven

    This review was written after one such request. I really want to encourage people to submit requests, so I’m going to try to take it easy on this movie, which otherwise I might be more snarky about.

    Also, big caveat about this review: I have been extremely fortunate to have never lost anyone to cancer. I am so grateful for that. So my view on this movie may vary wildly from someone who has experienced that loss.

    A Little Bit of Heaven

    A Little Bit of Heaven is exactly what it looks like; a tear-jerker romance with that cute Kate Hudson. It’s funny, but I almost feel guilty picking on Hudson, because whenever the Academy drags her onstage to do something at the Oscars, knowing full well that she won’t ever be on that stage through her talents, they always pan the camera to her parents, Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn. The two of them are totally adorable, obviously beaming with pride at their little girl being up there. It’s an image I can’t get out of my head and so I can never be too harsh on her, knowing she’s their pride and joy. It’s a good reminder to all of us critics that everyone involved in making motion pictures is a human being who is loved by someone and deserves a little kindness.

    So I apologize to Goldie & Kurt, because I can’t say anything nice about Kate Hudson, so I guess I’ll try to say nothing.

    She isn’t really the problem with this picture, anyway. It is true that she has a nose for poor projects and is as reliable a coalmine canary as Louis Gossett Jr. for which films to avoid. The streak continues here with as syrupy a movie as you’re likely to come across.

    A Little Bit of Heaven

    Hudson plays a rather fun character named Marley Corbett, an ad exec who speaks plainly and is surrounded by too many characters. She contracts a movie-attractive version of terminal colon cancer and unaccountably takes 107 minutes to die of it. (Note: I maintain this is not a spoiler – it’s the MO of the film – I’m not spoiling things anymore than suggesting that the actors in a rom-com will kiss at the end.)

    Marley falls for her doctor, Gael García Bernal as Julian Goldstein (?), who despite being emotionally distant and stilted, takes about three minutes to decide to abandon any ethics over getting involved with a patient. Bernal and Hudson have absolutely zero chemistry.

    There aren’t just too many characters in this movie, there are far too many talented actors for a movie so poor. Kathy Bates, Lucy Punch, Treat Williams, Peter Dinklage, Romany Malco, Rosemary DeWitt, Steven Weber and Alan Dale all have scenes, but the characters are totally one-dimensional (even Dinklage’s gigolo). It also fails the Whoopi Goldberg test (it contains Whoopi Goldberg).

    A Little Bit of Heaven

    Possibly the only unique thing about so formulaic a film is that it doesn’t take place in New York – although it so easily could. New Orleans must have offered more attractive tax credits. The setting is a nice change of pace, although it did attract one of the Neville Brothers (Ike) to do the music. I wonder if they asked him to or if he just showed up and they couldn’t get rid of him.

    I guess I didn’t do a very good job of laying off of this movie. It really wasn’t a bad movie, per se, it just similarly had nothing going for it. This would have been a perfectly serviceable made for tv movie on Hallmark or Lifetime. But as a feature it is cutesy, underachieving treacle.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: A (11 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    A Little Bit of Heaven Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”A Little Bit of Heaven” description=”An irreverent young woman who uses her humor to prevent matters from getting serious has a life-changing visit with her doctor.” director=”Nicole Kassell” actor_1=”Kate Hudson” ]

     

    Main Cast Kate Hudson Marley Corbett, Gael García Bernal Julian Goldstein, Kathy Bates Beverly Corbett, Peter Dinklage Vinnie
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 04 May 2012 UTC
    Director Nicole Kassell
    Genres Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance
    Plot An irreverent young woman who uses her humor to prevent matters from getting serious has a life-changing visit with her doctor.
    Poster A Little Bit of Heaven
    Runtime 106
    Tagline Life starts now.
    Writers Gren Wells (written by)
    Year 2011
  • Super (2011)

    Super (2011)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Absurdly violent, this black comedy is less funny than expected, considering the talent involved. Uneven & off-tone but good for few laughs.

    Super

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Super:

    Superhero movies always dance with the dark side. These costumed characters are vigilantes, after all, and there isn’t a large difference between the good guys and the villains sometimes. Superhero films are also good material for comedy; there’s something inherently silly about dressing up in a costume.

    Super tries to run with both of these ideas. The result is messy.

    Super

    Sad-sack short-order cook Frank Darbo (Rainn Wilson) decides to become a vigilante/hero after his recovering addict wife Sarah (Liv Tyler) is lured into away from him by drug-dealing strip club owner Jacques (a “what the hell is he doing here” Kevin Bacon).

    One of his motivations for donning a costume is believing he has been touched by God through His messenger, the Holy Avenger (Nathan Fillion), star of a crappy Christian public-access show. This is the worst use of Nathan Fillion I believe I have ever seen…

    Super

    The movie details his pathetic early attempts at creating a costume, fighting crime and maintaining a secret identity. It’s not bad stuff, particularly as he flails about in his “Crimson Bolt” costume in broad daylight, mystified as to where to look for crimes.

    But it takes a huge left turn when he finally confronts “criminals”, such as the guy who cut in the line in front of him. His costume fools no one, but after he viciously attacks wrongdoers with a pipe wrench, they find it hard to complain.

    Super

    He accidentally enlists the help of an over-eager comic book store clerk named Libby (Ellen Page) when his attempts to search comic books for ideas on being a superhero give him away. Despite his reluctance, he lets her suit up as “Boltie” and join him in the noble cause of ridding the city of thugs – like the guy who may have keyed her friends car – or maybe not.

    The movie’s latter two acts are totally joyless, leading to a bloodbath climax that clinches the film’s failure. Super suffers from nothing so much as an identity crisis. Writer/director James Gunn can’t decide on a tone and stick with it. I’m very nervous that he is responsible for Guardians of the Galaxy.

    Super

    The problem isn’t that it’s a violent movie. I like dark comedies and you can absolutely include violent content for laughs and/or for shock value. The problem is that it’s atonal violence. It doesn’t match the feel of the film. Super is like a mash-up of two different films.

    Super

    There is a good  movie to be made out of an everyman trying on the role of a superhero; that movie is called Mystery Men and they already made it fifteen years ago. Maybe that’s the movie I should have reviewed…

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Super” description=”After his wife falls under the influence of a drug dealer, an everyday guy transforms himself into Crimson Bolt, a superhero with the best intentions, but lacking in heroic skills.” director=”James Gunn” actor_1=”Rainn Wilson” actor_2=”Ellen Page”]

    Main Cast Rainn Wilson Frank Darbo/The Crimson Bolt, Ellen Page Libby/Boltie, Liv Tyler Sarah, Kevin Bacon Jacques
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 10 Jun 2011 UTC
    Director James Gunn
    Genres Comedy, Drama
    Plot After his wife falls under the influence of a drug dealer, an everyday guy transforms himself into Crimson Bolt, a superhero with the best intentions, but lacking in heroic skills.
    Poster Super
    Runtime 96
    Tagline Shut up, crime!
    Writers James Gunn (written by)
    Year 2010