Tag: 2013

  • The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

    The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Much better & shorter when it was called Goodfellas, it achieves something no other Scorsese picture has: irrelevance. For fanatics only…

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Wolf of Wall Street:

    I was very upset when I watched The Wolf of Wall Street because I had not heard that Thelma Schoonmaker, long-time editor of Martin Scorsese’s films, had passed away. I knew she must no longer be with us, because I couldn’t imagine that she ever would have approved of this tedious marathon of a film. Imagine my surprise when I found out that she was alive and well. While of course this is great news, it left me terribly confused about what happened with this picture.

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    I suppose there’s nothing really wrong with The Wolf of Wall Street; it just serves absolutely no purpose. There’s nothing here you haven’t seen before and seen better.

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    Let me see if I can describe it for you: based on an embellished but true-life story of an anti-hero who will nevertheless be glamorized for the length of the picture, the story follows the ascent and fall of a remorseless criminal over a lengthy period of time, during which he will repeatedly break the 4th wall to boast of his misdeeds, before ending with a smirk as he gets off without proper punishment. In filming said story, there will be lots of period music, sure to include the Rolling Stones, there will be a strong male supporting actor and there will be absolutely no positive female presence at all. There will be a ton of profanity and objectification of women and absolutely no one will apologize for their behavior, betraying the director’s complete acceptance of and promotion of their criminality.

    Sound interesting? It’s called Goodfellas and it came out in 1990. It is also a description of The Wolf of Wall Street.

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    This film is a longer, less interesting and more sprawling update of Goodfellas, with the criminals using phones instead of pistols. It represents a complete lack of originality or creative effort. Yes, I understand that it’s an entirely different real-life subject with a different story to tell, but really, what is the difference between the two films and why did the story of this guy need to be made into a film. What’s so disheartening about this complete regression by Scorsese is that with his last picture, Hugo, he seemed to be taking a real chance for the first time in a very long time.

    Don’t misunderstand – I love Goodfellas, I love Scorsese movies, I love dark, violent stories. I’m not suggesting that Scorsese should limit himself to children’s movies or be afraid to deal in moral ambiguity. But this isn’t ambiguous – he is glamorizing white collar criminals in this picture. Don’t give me the Godfather argument that he isn’t celebrating these characters but simply telling an interesting story. He’s too good at his job; he makes crime look too good in his pictures. The punishment is never adequate and never lessens the “cool” factor of the characters. Disagree? Go to the mall and see if you can find any lithographs or t-shirts of Kundun‘s Dalai Lama in between all of the images of Tony Montana, Don Corleone & Henry Hill.

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    The film is technically an independent since it was produced by independent companies like Red Granite Pictures, but really, can any 100 million dollar film distributed by Paramount be considered indie? What it does mean is that Scorsese was allowed to do whatever the hell he wanted. And did he ever. The film is staggeringly long – 3 hours of total indulgence by the characters and the filmmakers. Watch this trend carefully – a number of pictures are getting greenlit by production companies with little to no experience in filmmaking. They are dangling huge monies in front of filmmakers, often based on international receipts, and offering creative freedom. This isn’t a bad thing in of itself, but auteur directors don’t need any encouragement to indulge themselves in their vision – they need input and criticism by contemporaries and experienced producers.

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street is the most disappointing film release of the 2013 awards season. If I had never seen any of Scorsese’s other, better movies, I might have been impressed, but the complete moral vacuum of the picture would probably still have been a deal-breaker for me. It’s a long, rambling, uneven, rerun of a film that glamorizes securities fraud and financial corruption. A huge step backwards for the director.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: F (0 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”The Wolf of Wall Street” description=”Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.” director=”Martin Scorsese” actor_1=”Leonardo DiCaprio” actor_2=”Jonah Hill”]

    Main Cast Leonardo DiCaprio Jordan Belfort, Jonah Hill Donnie Azoff, Margot Robbie Naomi Lapaglia, Matthew McConaughey Mark Hanna
    Rating R
    Release Date Wed 25 Dec 2013 UTC
    Director Martin Scorsese
    Genres Biography, Comedy, Crime, Drama
    Plot Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government.
    Poster The Wolf of Wall Street
    Runtime 180
    Tagline
    Writers Terence Winter (screenplay), Jordan Belfort (book)
    Year 2013
  • I Know That Voice (2013)

    I Know That Voice (2013)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Very entertaining, but also surprisingly detailed & informational documentary about one of the most important & least appreciated careers…

    I Know That Voice

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of I Know That Voice:

    This documentary on voice acting and the details of the job is the brainchild of renowned voice actor John DiMaggio, who also narrates. Even if you think you know a lot about how important talented voice actors are to the entertainment industry, there is a lot of great information here. I knew it would be entertaining, but I had no idea how informative it would be.

    I Know That Voice

    In some ways, this film is almost a recruitment tool for future acting talent. The interviewees spend some time looking for some respect as actors and explaining the importance of the gig, but far more time going into detail about the ins and outs of the business. This includes how to develop your craft, what their agent does, what goes into a typical session, the nature of the employment – it’s really quite extensive.

    I Know That Voice

    That doesn’t mean it’s not entertaining or for the casual viewer. The actors are fascinating to listen to and very funny. No amount of listening to them show off their abilities is sufficient, as I was in awe of how completely they control their instrument and the level of understanding that goes into the process of developing a character’s voice. There’s plenty of “funny voices” to laugh at and enjoy, but even more interesting are the discussions of how they arrive at the techniques used.

    I Know That Voice

    The movie is really well put together, with quick editing and fun little visuals to organize the conversations into different topics. It has a very nice flow to it, naturally addressing all parts of the business.

    I Know That Voice

    I Know That Voice is highly recommended for any fan, but particularly those of animation & video games. You’ll gain a whole new perspective on these enormous talents.

    I Know That Voice

    Starring (a list of all of the talented actors interviewed):

    • John DiMaggio
    • Kevin Conroy
    • Jim Cummings
    • Corey Burton
    • Gregg Berger
    • Diedrich Bader
    • Grey DeLisle
    • Colleen O’Shaughnessey
    • Jason Marsden
    • Phil LaMarr
    • Maurice LaMarche
    • Tom Kane
    • David Kaye
    • Josh Keaton
    • Tom Kenny
    • Rachael MacFarlane
    • Laraine Newman
    • Daran Norris
    • Nolan North
    • Rob Paulsen
    • Kevin Michael Richardson
    • Stephen Root
    • Cree Summer
    • Fred Tatasciore
    • Wally Wingert
    • Alanna Ubach
    • Kari Wahlgren
    • Jim Ward
    • James Arnold Taylor
    • Billy West
    • Gary Anthony Williams
    • Jim Meskimen
    • Jessica DiCicco
    • Robin Atkin Downes
    • Nika Futterman
    • Jennifer Hale
    • Jess Harnell
    • Richard Steven Horvitz
    • Elizabeth Daily
    • Nancy Cartwright
    • Hank Azaria
    • Edward Asner
    • Jack Angel
    • Carlos Alazraqui
    • Charles Adler
    • Pamela Adlon
    • Dee Bradley Baker
    • Eric Bauza
    • Jeff Bennett
    • Bob Bergen
    • Robert S. Birchard
    • Noel Blanc
    • Steve Blum
    • Chris Borders
    • Devon Bowman
    • Justin Brinsfield
    • Clancy Brown
    • Gerald Burke
    • David X. Cohen
    • Kevin Connolly
    • Matt Corey
    • Debi Derryberry
    • Mark Evanier
    • Bill Farmer
    • David Faustino
    • Dave Filoni
    • Kelly Ann Foley
    • June Foray
    • Pat Fraley
    • Stan Freberg
    • Morgan Gerhard
    • Frank Gladstone
    • Seth Green
    • Matt Groening
    • Mark Hamill
    • Jim Hanks
    • Peter Hastings
    • David Herman
    • Gordon Hunt
    • Danny Jacobs
    • Tom Lawless
    • Meredith Layne
    • Jeff Lenburg
    • Eric Lewis
    • Jeff ‘Swampy’ Marsh
    • Mona Marshall
    • Chuck McCann
    • Mary Elizabeth McGlynn
    • Tom McGrath
    • Ginny McSwain
    • Breckin Meyer
    • Kate Miller
    • Gary Owens
    • Dan Povenmire
    • Bill Ratner
    • Andrea Romano
    • Marion Ross
    • Will Ryan
    • Lisa Schaffer
    • Jeremy Shada
    • Sara Jane Sherman
    • Tom Sito
    • Dana Snyder
    • Carlos Sotolongo
    • Kath Soucie
    • Wes Stevens
    • Tara Strong
    • James Patrick Stuart
    • Lee Supercinski
    • Jamie Thomason
    • Lauren Tom
    • Andrea Toyias
    • Heather Vergo
    • Janet Waldo
    • Pendleton Ward
    • Nancy Wolfson
    • Cedric Yarbrough
    • Kris Zimmerman
    Poster:

    Trailer:

    The whole thing – I believe this to be an official link to the film. If not official, I will happily take it down.

    Bechdel Test:

    n/a

    The Representation Test Score:

    n/a

    [schema type=”movie” url=”www.iknowthatvoice.com” name=”I Know That Voice” description=”Several voice actors discuss their art and their careers.” director=”Lawrence Shapiro” actor_1=”John DiMaggio” ]

    Main Cast John DiMaggio Himself/Narrator, Kevin Conroy Himself, Jim Cummings Himself, Corey Burton Himself
    Rating
    Release Date 2013
    Director Lawrence Shapiro
    Genres Documentary
    Plot Several voice actors discuss their art and their careers.
    Poster I Know That Voice
    Runtime 90
    Tagline
    Writers Brandon Sonnier
    Year 2013
  • Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

    Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Can someone please wake me when the 3D CGI movie boom is over? This movie sucked. I know I’m usually more political than that, but it did…

    Alternate 140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    A lesser writer would make some crack that it’s a standard soulless 3D CG action/fantasy in a magic bean; just add water. Yep, that works…

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Jack the Giant Slayer:

    When Jack the Giant Slayer opens, it is with interspersed scenes of main characters Jack & Princess Isabelle as children, excitedly listening to the same bedtime story from opposite ends of the kingdom. The tale of King Erik, who defeated an entire army of giants, fascinates the children in the best scene from the movies. It is so well written, filmed and edited that it raised my expectations for the film. Would that it had not.

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    Because from the start, I knew exactly what this thing was going to be, although I hoped it might outplay its potential. From the initial trailers, this looked to be the sort of CG-infested fantasy film the likes of which are all too familiar these days. But I had hopes for more based largely on the talent involved and the perceived fun tone. I give a little more leash to family friendly adventures that don’t take themselves too seriously.

    Sadly, while the movie is for the most part true to that spirit of adventure, it tries for epic at the same time and lands uncomfortably somewhere in between.

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    The updated telling of Jack and the Beanstalk leaves virtually nothing of the tale intact. Jack (Nicholas Hoult) does indeed get sent to town to sell his cow (actually, it’s a horse in this version, so that isn’t even the same) and comes away with magic beans, but even that is less the action of a simpleton and more a framing device for a complicated plot. It seems that these beans were stolen from the grave of King Erik by Lord Roderick (a moustache twisting Stanley Tucci, who must really be tired of these roles) so that he can rule the realm or something. (I’m giving nothing away here – it’s all laid out within 10 minutes).

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    Princess Isabelle (Eleanor Tomlinson), who is not allowed to be a person because she’s required to be a Disney princess by her father, King Brahmwell (Ian McShane in not to be believed outlandish costumes), who wants her to marry Roderick. So she constantly acts out and explores, leading to her meet cute in the town with Jack. And then another meet cute when she runs off a second time in the first 15 minutes and ends up at his house seeking shelter from a rainstorm. (This film doesn’t believe in doing anything once if it can do it twice.)

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    Said rainstorm causes magic bean to sprout massive beanstalk which sends the Princess up to the land of poor CG. Jack will need to rescue her, helped by Elmont, Captain of the King’s Guard (Ewan McGregor), and his number 2, Crawe (Eddie Marsan). Hindering them will be Roderick & his toady Wicke (Ewen Bremner). The movie doesn’t totally know what to do with Elmont, saddling him with heroism and humor in equal parts. That’s fine, but the humor seems to be taking him down a peg for being a pompous hero, then celebrating his pompous heroism in the next moment.

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    All of this up to this point is flawed but ok. No, the trouble comes as soon as we meet the giants. Yes, plural. There are tons of them. Again, not a problem in of itself, except that these giants hail from the (sadly not lost) land of poor character design. The problem isn’t the motion capture or even the CG itself (though it’s pretty poor), it’s the all too familiar decision to make them all “interesting” and different creatures. So some will be funny and some will be menacing and they all will have easily identifiable features because someone with unwarranted optimism thought they might be able to make action figures out of them if the movie became a hit. (Since every movie since Star Wars has mistakenly thought this would work, I’m going to call it the Kenner Effect.)

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    King of the heap must be Fallon, a two-headed giant who’s sort of the leader. This two-headed thing is not only pointless and ridiculous; it actually marks the moment that the movie crosses the line into cartoon and becomes untenable. One of the heads, the only one that does any real talking, is over-acted by Bill Nighy. His performance is aimed at the two people who found his work in Pirates of the Caribbean too subtle. I love the good roles Nighy has turned in, but the poor ones are staring to cancel out any goodwill he’s fostered.

    It all just descends into CG tomfoolery from that point on.

    Jack the Giant Slayer

    There just isn’t much loveable about the movie. It gets the tone wrong and is full of discrepancies, particularly in the makeup of the characters. Jack is never really anything but a hero – he starts off too strong to ever have any type of arc. Princess Isabelle seems like she’s going to be an actual character, but quickly becomes a damsel in distress. It’s really disheartening.

    Most disappointing, though, is how many talented people went into making this weak of a film. In addition to Singer and all of the actors, DP Newton Thomas Sigel’s talents are completely wasted on 3D digital cameras. The movie looks awful and that’s too bad. It really is a missed opportunity.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (3 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Jack the Giant Slayer” description=”The ancient war between humans and a race of giants is reignited when Jack, a young farmhand fighting for a kingdom and the love of a princess, opens a gateway between the two worlds.” director=”Bryan Singer” actor_1=”Nicholas Hoult” ]

    Main Cast Nicholas Hoult Jack, Stanley Tucci Roderick, Ewan McGregor Elmont, Bill Nighy General Fallon
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 01 Mar 2013 UTC
    Director Bryan Singer
    Genres Adventure, Fantasy
    Plot The ancient war between humans and a race of giants is reignited when Jack, a young farmhand fighting for a kingdom and the love of a princess, opens a gateway between the two worlds.
    Poster Jack the Giant Slayer
    Runtime 114
    Tagline If you think you know the story, you don’t know Jack.
    Writers Darren Lemke (screenplay) and, Christopher McQuarrie (screenplay) …
    Year 2013
  • Geography Club (2013)

    Geography Club (2013)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Important with capital “I” movie feels almost like an after-school special. Not bad for all that, but there is a definite small screen feel.

    Geography Club

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Geography Club:

    Streamed this on a lark. I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but the blurb on Netflix gave no impression that it was a movie about gay teens. I thought I was watching a movie about geeks or being bullied. That it was so narrowly focused on one group of teens needing support didn’t lessen its impact, but it feels like a bit of a missed opportunity to speak in more general terms about high school hell. Still, it was only 83 minutes, so they really couldn’t afford to bite off too much, I suppose.

    Geography Club

    Once I finally realized what the movie was about, it was a good story. The movie is based off of a novel by the same name, the first in a series of books by Brent Hartinger. Protagonist Russell Middlebrook (Cameron Deane Stewart) is struggling with his sexuality. He’s unsure, but definitely attracted to hunky jock Kevin Land (Justin Deeley), who has no intention of being de-closeted. When they are seen kissing by fellow student Min (Ally Maki), she invites Russell to the after-school Geography Club. In truth, there is no such club, just a small group of gay students meeting for support. While Russell tries to figure out what he wants, he finds himself increasingly pulled in different directions. While he is becoming engaged with this new group of unlikely friends, he has been recruited onto the stereotypically narrow-minded football team, all while being pressured by his best friend into pursuing a physical heterosexual relationship with an inseparable pair of girls.

    Geography Club

    That’s a lot of relationships for such a short movie, so the filmmakers lean heavily on the stereotypes. Russell’s best friend Gunnar (Andrew Caldwell) is the chubby funny guy that only gets the girl on sufferance. The girl that Gunnar lusts for is the town bicycle, and so is her friend, thus propelling Russell into an instant dilemma. The jocks are exactly as close-minded as they always are in these movies, even if one of them, Kevin, is the love interest for Russell. Kevin could have been the most interesting character in the film, as he has supportive parents and seemingly the most self-confidence, but his complete refusal to rock the boat makes him a one-note character. The bullied teen is the bullied teen, and the gay members of the Geography Club look like they were focus group-picked out of a television crayon box that reads “DIVERSITY”.

    Geography Club

    I would highly recommend this movie to all teenagers. But it does definitely smack of “message movie”. There’s no two ways about it – this is a movie you show to the class, and it feels like it. I can see that it made the festival rounds, but it screams “made for tv”. Everything’s a little too clean, too polished. It’s only slightly edgier than a Disney Channel movie. Generic clothes & music, deliberately avoiding any type of branding that could drive up the cost. Broadcasts like it was filmed in Canada to look like California, even though it wasn’t. It’s High School Musical – without the music.

    Geography Club

    I realize this review is coming off as rather negative and I don’t mean to give the movie such a hard time. It was a good movie and if I am dissecting it overmuch it’s simply that it could have been a lot more. This is a very important topic and the filmmakers are to be applauded for making it. It’s definitely worth a watch, but it likely won’t shift any attitudes or change any minds. It’s plays as a sort of an introduction to open-mindedness; “Gay Teen 101”. Like a coat of primer you put down as a base layer to treat the surface audience so that the better quality film will better adhere. Recommended, just not enthusiastically.

    Geography Club

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: A (12 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test
    [schema type=”movie” name=”Geography Club” description=”At Goodkind High School, a group of students of varying sexual orientation form an after-school club as a discreet way to share their feelings and experiences.” director=”Gary Entin” actor_1=”Cameron Deane Stewart” ]

    Main Cast Cameron Deane Stewart Russell, Meaghan Martin Trish, Justin Deeley Kevin, Ana Gasteyer Mrs. Toles
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Wed 05 Feb 2014 UTC
    Director Gary Entin
    Genres Comedy
    Plot At Goodkind High School, a group of students of varying sexual orientation form an after-school club as a discreet way to share their feelings and experiences.
    Poster Geography Club
    Runtime 80
    Tagline They formed a club they thought nobody would join…
    Writers Edmund Entin (screenplay), Brent Hartinger (novel)
    Year 2013
  • Don Jon (2013)

    Don Jon (2013)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    JGL completes path to being the ultimate renaissance man by writing & directing this quirky, funny & semi-interesting film (he also stars).

    Don Jon

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Don Jon:

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt has slowly been conquering the world, but since he’s charming and been doing it quietly, we haven’t noticed or objected. He has safely navigated the transition from child star to actor as well as anyone and better than most. In addition, he’s started his production company (hitRecord), danced at the Oscars, produced a Broadway show and now adds writer/director to his resume.

    This last one isn’t always an impressive credit, as any star is generally given the opportunity to helm a vanity project if they hang around long enough and are so motivated. But he has chosen wisely for his first feature length picture, writing a small, not overly ambitious film in which he can really show off his acting chops while showcasing a quick-moving directorial style. The result is a pretty good movie.

    Don Jon

    It’s an interesting premise; despite being a total player who can bring home “10”s for one night stands seemingly at will, Jon Martello finds nothing in these relationships to compare with his obsession: pornography. Even when he attempts a lengthy courtship with one of his conquests, Barbara Sugarman (Scarlett Johansson), he remains dissatisfied – real life isn’t as fulfilling as porn. Barbara is a controlling woman, trying to mold him into her idea of perfection, and when he takes a night course at her suggestion, he comes across a fellow student, Esther (Julianne Moore) who will cause him to change his outlook on life and love, and maybe even break his porn obsession.

    Don Jon

    The subject matter itself isn’t the most captivating, unless you find it fascinating as a sociology topic. It’s the execution that is rewarding. Jon is a shallow character, but his routine and obvious pride in his life is quite interesting. The matter-of-fact narration and self-assessment is refreshing, and if he isn’t the most sympathetic character, he’s certainly engaging and understandable. The acting is unsurprisingly good from the main actors, and the character of Esther really gives Moore something worth her time and talents.

    Don Jon

    While not a total success, Don Jon is a very well-made film that has plenty to chew on. Even at only 90 minutes, it runs a little long, especially the scenes with Jon’s family, led by Tony Danza and a virtually silent Brie Larson. But it’s very funny, led by the endlessly charming JGL with some really good send-ups of romantic comedies. It’s a unique story and deserves to be seen.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (1 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Don Jon” description=”A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.” director=”Joseph Gordon-Levitt” actor_1=”Joseph Gordon-Levitt”  actor_2=”Scarlett Johansson”  actor_3=”Julianne Moore”]

    Main Cast Joseph Gordon-Levitt Jon, Scarlett Johansson Barbara, Julianne Moore Esther, Tony Danza Jon Sr.
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 27 Sep 2013 UTC
    Director Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    Genres Comedy, Drama, Romance
    Plot A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.
    Poster Don Jon
    Runtime 90
    Tagline Everyone loves a happy ending
    Writers Joseph Gordon-Levitt (written by)
    Year 2013