Tag: 2013

  • The Food Guide to Love (2013)

    The Food Guide to Love (2013)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Dublin-set rom-com won’t win awards or set bar for originality, but leads Richard Coyle & Leonor Watling are beyond charming & it’s funny…

    The Food Guide to Love

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Food Guide to Love:

    Being a huge fan of the now defunct BBC show Coupling, I’d watch Richard Coyle in just about anything. (Although I’m not going to start watching Crossbones, NBC’s silly-looking pirate drama with John Malkovich as Blackbeard. That thing has early cancellation written all over it.) As neurotic, sex-obsessed accountant Jeff Murcock on that comedy, Coyle was charming, funny and simply fun to watch. Sadly, he seems a bit stuck in TV, having trouble breaking into films only in small roles.

    The Food Guide to Love

    The Food Guide to Love is a feature, although everything about it screams straight-to-video. Not because it’s not competent – it’s quite good. There’s just an overabundance of rom-coms and only the ones with big stars seem to have legs. Coyle and co-star Leonor Watling deserve the attention, but I fear this little indie film won’t garner much.

    The Food Guide to Love

    Shot in Dublin by Spanish writer/directors Dominic Harari & Teresa Pelegri, it’s a good looking movie – great footage of the city, even if the story really could be set just about anywhere (it was written for London).  The opening titles are nearly as long as the cast list, as this is one of those films that seems to be sponsored and funded by 30 different film agencies, production companies & distributors, but that’s ok because they do a nice job of setting up the main character of Coyle as Oliver Byrne, a hip and popular food writer.

    The Food Guide to Love

    Seemingly incapable of maintaining a relationship beyond 6 months, Oliver meets cute with Bibiana (Watling), a smart and politically active Spaniard who is not impressed by his fame or with what she considers his shallow interests. There’s lots of great and funny material here, and if this film starred Hugh Grant or Anne Hathaway or similar, it could be a hit. It may be just as well that it doesn’t, as that imaginary film certainly wouldn’t cast Irish actors Bronagh Gallagher & Simon Delaney in good if too small roles.

    The Food Guide to Love

    The best moments of the film actually don’t concern the love story at all, but focus on the relationship between Oliver and his parents. I actually found a few of these scenes very moving and they have stuck with me.

    The film is good if not laced with originality, and really the only flaw in it is a somewhat jarring tendency to skip forward in time. You may get three scenes set over a single meal, then zoom forward a few years. It’s a little odd; feels like they could have lengthened the film a little bit to insert a few transitional scenes. But it’s a minor point; the length of the film is just right in terms of keeping your interest. Recommended.

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    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: B (9 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”The Food Guide to Love” description=”A dysfunctional love story about an Irish food writer and a politically committed Spanish woman. Richard Coyle and Leonor Watling star.” director=”Dominic Harari, Teresa Pelegri” actor_1=”Richard Coyle” ]

    Main Cast Richard Coyle Oliver, Leonor Watling Bibiana, Ciara Bailey Polly, Michelle Beamish Maxine
    Rating R
    Release Date Wed 18 Dec 2013 UTC
    Director Dominic Harari, Teresa Pelegri
    Genres Comedy, Romance
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    Writers Teresa Pelegri &, Dominic Harari
    Year 2013
  • Thor: The Dark World (2013)

    Thor: The Dark World (2013)

    #140RVW

    If less is more then its corollary that more is less is certainly the case here. There’s nothing really wrong with Thor 2; just kinda there.

    Thor: The Dark World

    What’s more:

    The first Thor was a pleasant surprise. I’ve never had even a mild interest in the character and I just assumed they’d pass on making a film version of the God of Thunder since he was just so silly.

    Thor: The Dark World

    So I was unexpectedly engaged by Thor (2011). They crafted a great story of an arrogant royal brought low by hubris and his resultant quest for worth by accepting responsibility. It deliberately traded weighty importance for a more funny and irreverent tone that was far more accessible, while still taking the story and characters seriously. Just not too seriously, thankfully. The political intrigue and scheming of the gods was actually interesting and provided flavor. It had a classic fish out of water tale, buoyed by good acting, a lovable villain, and it was a hell of a lot of fun.

    Thor: The Dark World

    Chris Hemsworth & company are back for Thor: The Dark World, minus director Kenneth Branagh. Who would ever have thought that the movie that was overly dramatic and full of epic grandeur was NOT the one directed by the Shakespearean scholar?

    I don’t think I’ve ever given up on a plot so quickly. Hopkins hadn’t even finished the pre-title exposition before I was completely lost (and indifferent). That’s got to be a record.

    Thor: The Dark World

    I’ll be the first to own up to a more than passing bout of superhero fatigue, and I’m sure that colored my opinion somewhat. But my daughter is right in the sweet spot for heroes right now – she can’t get enough of these. And she was underwhelmed.

    Note: when we hit pause a little more than halfway through the movie to grab a snack from the kitchen, she looks at me and says “What do you think?” I said I was really enjoying it, but I could instantly tell we weren’t on the same page. “It just seems like they’re trying too hard to make it HUGE and EPIC” she commented. Hmm. Well spotted, I think.

    Thor: The Dark World

    It’s definitely the Motorhead approach to movies (“everything louder than everything else”). Nothing really wrong with that – it is a comic book movie about a huge dude with an enormous hammer, after all. Subtlety is not required.

    But it definitely suffers from the modern CG action movie problem of lack of weight. The more destruction the less it seems to matter. There are these massive things happening but none of it feels particularly important.

    Thor: The Dark World

    I think it really comes back at some point to the story. It just isn’t fresh or strong enough to lift this thing above the pile of big action movies with lots of things smashing and exploding. The Macguffin is as uninspired as the villain, played by the Ninth Doctor, Christopher Eccleston, who presumably brought the costumes for himself and his elf henchman with him from the set of Doctor Who. They look ridiculous.

    Thor: The Dark World

    What I’m supposed to love most about the movie, I suppose, is the interaction with Tom Hiddleston’s Loki. And I do; he was the best thing about the 1st movie and The Avengers. But I think they’ve gone to the well one time too many here. Overexposure has weakened the character somewhat, and while he’s still the best thing in the picture, that’s faint praise this time around.

    Thor: The Dark World

    I actually enjoyed Thor 2 at the time, it just didn’t stay with me. Only days after seeing it I could barely remember anything about it. It was perfectly fine as a popcorn movie, I guess; I suppose I’d hoped for more.

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    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

     

    Main Cast Chris Hemsworth Thor, Natalie Portman Jane Foster, Tom Hiddleston Loki, Stellan Skarsgård Erik Selvig
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 08 Nov 2013 UTC
    Director Alan Taylor
    Genres Action, Adventure, Fantasy
    Plot When Jane Foster is possessed by a great power, Thor must protect her from a new threat of old times: the Dark Elves.
    Poster Thor: The Dark World
    Runtime 112
    Tagline  
    Writers Christopher Yost (as Christopher L. Yost) (screenplay) and, Christopher Markus (screenplay) …
    Year 2013
  • Sexy Evil Genius (2013)

    Sexy Evil Genius (2013)

    #140RVW

    Dreadful straight to video release way too happy with itself. How bad? Features a Baldwin – family should come with an early warning system.

    Sexy Evil Genius

    What’s more:

    What a pretentious piece of crap. I like to pick random things to stream from Amazon Prime or Netflix, and generally I’ve had good luck, but I’m having trouble even reaching the Mendoza line lately.

    This was another one of those things that I saw listed and said, “Hey, it’s got Seth Green. I like Seth Green. How bad could it be?” I did also notice that it had another former Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast member in Michelle Trachtenberg, but I have absolutely no opinion of her so this didn’t matter. Katee Sackhoff co-produced and starred – again, irrelevant to me as I never got around to Battlestar Galactica, but I know she has a good rep. As the “movie” rolled, I also spotted the guy who piloted the Nebuchadnezzar in the crappy Matrix movies. But I never would have watched this if it was made clear to me that I’d be subjected to a Baldwin.

    Sexy Evil Genius

    If I seem to be spending a lot of time talking about the acting, perhaps it’s because I can’t bear to deal with the plot. I don’t want to overstate things, but this may be the worst movie I’ve seen so far this year. The only reason this won’t stain anyone’s resume is because practically no one will watch the damn thing.

    Alright, here goes: smug, self-absorbed Nikki has a flair for the melodramatic and fancies herself dark and mysterious. All of her exes feel the same way for reasons that are impossible to fathom. Nikki orchestrates a diabolical plan to get them together (that is to say, she invites them) and everyone spends the next 90 minutes under the mistaken belief that this is some incredible, Agatha Christie like locked door mystery, when really it’s just an hour and a half of spending time with the sort of person you couldn’t stand to be around in college. These characters are absolutely paper-thin, but that doesn’t matter because you are already learning more about them than you really care to. The whole thing is like a late night Skin-emax movie – but without the sex. Directed by a tv guy, this thing was destined for the video bin from the second it was conceived; wonder if these actors knew that. Just avoid it…

    Poster:

    Sexy Evil Genius

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

     

    Main Cast Anthony Michael Hall Mark Von Dutch, Michelle Trachtenberg Miranda Prague, Katee Sackhoff Nikki Franklyn, Seth Green Zachary Newman
    Rating R
    Release Date 2013
    Director Shawn Piller
    Genres Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Thriller
    Plot A group of guys are drawn to the same bar in downtown Los Angeles by an ex-girlfriend they all have in common.
    Poster Sexy Evil Genius
    Runtime 91
    Tagline
    Writers Scott Lew (screenplay)
    Year 2013
  • Escape from Tomorrow (2013)

    Escape from Tomorrow (2013)

    #140RVW

    Fascinating as an achievement in guerrilla filmmaking and for absolutely no other reason. Stunned that this saw release, for many reasons…

    Escape From Tomorrow

    What’s more:

    You’ve possibly heard about this movie: fantasy/horror/mind trip movie filmed without permission at Walt Disney World & Disneyland. The concept is so startling that it earned a viewing from me, despite having no particular interest in the genre or story (such as exists).

    Escape From Tomorrow

    It truly is remarkable what debut writer/director Randy Moore is able to accomplish here. The idea of pulling this off defies belief. How can you make a feature-length film in one of the most closely monitored and managed places in the world and have them not know you’re doing it?

    Escape From Tomorrow

    Such is the state of digital filmmaking that they pulled it off. For starters, the cameras they used (two Canon EOS 5D Mark IIs & one Canon EOS 1D Mark IV) look just like consumer grade touristy cameras, if a slightly better class. Which is pretty much what they are – they are simply capable of shooting HD video. They shot in black & white to compensate for the lack of control they had over lighting and the environment. They were completely at the mercy of ambient light and sunlight. Simply incredible.

    Escape From Tomorrow

    And as a technical accomplishment, it is extremely impressive. Far from detracting from the story, the lack of color hugely enhances the artistic vision. Sights that are usually vivid and beautiful gain an eerie, unfamiliar quality, which is of course exactly what they were going for. Escape From Tomorrow is a visual triumph borne out of the least likely to succeed production. This really shouldn’t have worked. But it does…

    Escape From Tomorrow

    The other thing that makes my watching the movie so unlikely is that it ever saw the light of day. I simply cannot get over the fact that Disney didn’t try to kill this thing. I get that these sort of laws are hardly black and white, but I don’t accept the fact that they couldn’t have buried it. Even if you want to go with the fair use argument, I think you can certainly make a case that use of their trademarked characters and rides in this film is done so in a detrimental manner and is damaging. Even if you have a serious 1st Amendment supporter for a judge, it would be pretty hard to get past the fact that filming in this manner clearly violates the rules of the parks, and far more importantly that you have now violated the privacy of hundreds of people (including minors) who have signed no release for their likeness to appear in this movie.

    I’m sure they looked long and hard at legal action, but in the end appear to have accepted some very wise counsel to just ignore the damn thing and not give it any more attention than it can garner on its own.

    Escape From Tomorrow

    So, after you get past the novelty of the production, how much attention does it deserve on its own? Not much. I really kind of hated it as a movie. It was downright unpleasant to watch. The film seems to be a classic case of trying so hard to do something that you never stop to wonder if you should. The setting and the disbelief of how it was made are fascinating, but that’s the only thing that is.

    Escape From Tomorrow

    The story itself is a joyless and confusing mess. After 90 minutes I still wasn’t really sure what genre the picture was or what the whole point was. I think I get what they were going for – a surreal thriller showing that strange things can happen anywhere, and are possibly more likely to occur in an unnaturally happy place. But, man, it takes a long time to get there and it’s hugely disjointed. There’s no flow to it, it’s boring, and the tone shifts radically scene to scene. I can only imagine that the unusual nature of the production significantly handcuffed their ability to get all the footage they needed and this is a case of not having enough good to edit into a cohesive story. But maybe not. Perhaps this was exactly what Moore was going for, in which case I’ll just chalk this up to me not being the right audience for this David Lynch-ian type thriller. (But honestly, it wasn’t thrilling. I don’t know how to classify it. It felt like horror, but it really wasn’t. It’s certainly creepy, but more in a Naked Lunch kind of way. But it wasn’t the creepiness that made it distasteful, it was the creeps. The people in this movie are all so awful to each other that you can barely stand to watch. I’m not concerned that there are supernatural and dark forces happening at Disney World; I’m concerned that there are total jerks behaving badly and upsetting children.)

    Escape From Tomorrow

    This film raises all kinds of possibilities of how guerrilla filmmaking may become a serious force, legal/privacy issues, technical considerations and many other conversation starters. But a discussion about future of covert filming would have been more entertaining.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

     

    Main Cast Roy Abramsohn Jim, Elena Schuber Emily, Katelynn Rodriguez Sara, Jack Dalton Elliot
    Rating Not Rated
    Release Date 2013
    Director Randy Moore
    Genres Fantasy, Horror
    Plot In a world of fake castles and anthropomorphic rodents, an epic battle begins when an unemployed father’s sanity is challenged by a chance encounter with two underage girls on holiday.
    Poster Escape from Tomorrow
    Runtime 90
    Tagline Bad things happen everywhere.
    Writers Randy Moore
    Year 2013
  • Rapture-Palooza (2013)

    Rapture-Palooza (2013)

    #140RVW

    Good premise for movie doesn’t really have legs for long haul – but it’s short. Relies too much on Apatow-esque sex humor – gets old fast…

    Rapture-Palooza

    What’s more:

    The Rapture has finally happened. All of those who were saved have all instantaneously vanished and gone to Heaven. Now what happens to everyone else? Fantastic premise. Mostly pans out.

    Rapture-Palooza

    Written by Chris Matheson, who co-wrote both Bill & Ted movies, this seems destined to be great. Stars Anna Kendrick, who I like more with every movie, and John Francis Daley (the wonderful Sam Weir from Freaks and Geeks). Good story – should be fantastic. And there’s a lot of really good comedy here.

    Rapture-Palooza

    Unfortunately, the filmmakers can’t resist the call of the hard R rating and take the thing deeply into raunchy Judd Apatow inspired dialogue territory. I’m getting so sick of this crap. Otherwise good writing and acting that devolves into “how low can you go” sexually-based, Cartman-esque insults. Loud-mouth actors trying to shock a by-now completely de-sensitized audience with their frank and shocking talk. It’s just a bunch of crap. It’s cheap and unimaginative, and comedies are getting seriously unpleasant to watch.

    Rapture-Palooza

    To that end, I would like to nominate the following talented but dangerously over-used actors to their choice of a five-year moratorium or a stint on Downton Abbey:

    • Rob Corddry
    • John Michael Higgins
    • Craig Robinson
    • Ken Jeong
    • Matt Walsh
    • Elizabeth Banks
    • Bill Hader
    • Zach Galifianakis (unless he sticks to indies)
    • Russell Brand

    And there’s room in the wings for you, Seth Rogen, so keep it clean…

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (6 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

     

    Main Cast Craig Robinson The Beast, Anna Kendrick Lindsey Lewis, John Francis Daley Ben House, Rob Corddry Mr. House
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 07 Jun 2013 UTC
    Director Paul Middleditch
    Genres Comedy, Fantasy
    Plot Two teens battle their way through a religious apocalypse on a mission to defeat the Antichrist.
    Poster Rapture-Palooza
    Runtime 85
    Tagline
    Writers Chris Matheson (written by)
    Year 2013