Author: mfordfeeney

  • The Transporter (2002)

    The Transporter (2002)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    If you hate these type of movies I’ll never convince you to watch one, but I highly recommend it for its humor, irreverence & fun action…

    The Transporter

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Transporter:

    Co-written & co-produced by Luc Besson, The Transporter has been perfectly constructed to appeal to the largest audience imaginable. It’s really something else. Think about it:

    • In addition to your usual action movie fans, has cars for the car movie people, building off of the success of the previous year’s The Fast and the Furious
    • Statham famous for work in British crime films, so you pull in that crowd
    • Martial arts fans
    • Set and mostly filmed in France for European filmgoers
    • The female lead (Shu Qi) is Chinese
    • Although it’s hugely violent, there’s almost no bloodshed, and few deaths, so you can maintain the PG-13 rating
    • Statham is set up to be sex symbol to women, but they also include a scene of him kissing (actually getting air underwater from) a male co-star to appeal to gay men, as well. He actually appears shirtless and covered in motor oil…
    • The whole thing is filled with hip-hop music.

    It’s impressive; the movie is engineered so acutely to draw in all crowds that it’s amazing that it wasn’t actually created by a focus group.

    The Transporter

    Of course, I’m as susceptible to this as the next person, and really like this movie. Partly it’s because of some of the reasons from above:

    • I like action movies if done well (though I have no time for car movies without Steve McQueen)
    • I like British crime movies, and Statham has been in my favorite – Snatch
    • The martial arts are very impressive. Choreographed by Jet Li collaborator Corey Yuen, the film is a mix of intense, funny, and downright absurd fights. The humor that Jackie Chan invokes with his gravity defying and creative work must certainly be the model here, but there is also a ridiculous quality to some of the scenarios that is clearly intentional and done with a great amount of fun and irreverence. The movie refuses to take itself too seriously, which is the saving grace.
    The Transporter

    The other thing that makes The Transporter work so well is the quiet effectiveness of the actors. I realize that quiet isn’t the first word you reach for when describing this picture, but the dialogue and methodical, precise way that Statham’s character, Frank Martin, navigates this increasing insanity is a really nice counterbalance to the non-stop action. It helps that Statham is just a really likable and charismatic actor. Shu Qi’s character Lai is also a deceptively enjoyable watch – she really grows on you and hints at some depth that sadly doesn’t totally come to the surface.

    The best relationship in the film, however, and the main reason I really enjoy The Transporter, has to be that of Frank Martin and the local police inspector, Tarconi (François Berléand). Tarconi has this beautifully French subtlety, suggesting he understands far more than he lets on. The two characters have this nice chemistry and a relationship clearly meant to invoke the most beautiful of all friendships, that of Humphrey Bogart’s Rick Blaine and Claude Rains’s Captain Louis  Renault in Casablanca.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (1 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    The Transporter Representation Test

     

    [schema type=”movie” name=”The Transporter” description=”This film is about a man whose job is to deliver packages without asking any questions. Complications arise when he breaks those rules.” director_1=”Corey Yuen” director_2=”Louis Leterrier” actor_1=”Jason Statham” actor_2=”Shu Qi” actor_3=”François Berléand” ]

    Main Cast Jason Statham Frank Martin, Qi Shu (as Shu Qi) Lai, Matt Schulze Wall Street, François Berléand Inspector Tarconi
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 11 Oct 2002 UTC
    Director Corey Yuen (as Cory Yuen)
    Genres Action, Crime, Thriller
    Plot This film is about a man whose job is to deliver packages without asking any questions. Complications arise when he breaks those rules.
    Poster The Transporter
    Runtime 92
    Tagline Rules are made to be broken
    Writers Luc Besson (written by) &, Robert Mark Kamen (written by)
    Year 2002
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Blackest of black comedies is 50 years old & still so very good. Brilliant writing, gorgeous photography, good character actor performances.

    Dr. Strangelove

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb:

    It can be a challenge to review absolutely masterful films like this one, so I often do a bit of research on the interwebs, looking for some colorful background. I remembered that Dr. Strangelove was sort of loosely based on a novel, so I started there, and its an interesting story.

    Dr. Strangelove
    “Well, I, uh, don’t think it’s quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.”

    Red Alert (released in England as Two Minutes to Doom) was written in 1958 by British author Peter George. The novel was optioned by Stanley Kubrick, who worked with George and Terry Southern to turn it into a satirical black comedy. The only hitch was that there was another film scheduled for release in 1964 that was also about an accidental nuclear war; Fail-Safe, based on a bestseller by Eugene Burdick & Harvey Wheeler. In order to make sure that Strangelove was the first to theaters, Kubrick & George accused the writers of Fail-Safe of plagiarism, bringing a lawsuit that tied up production on the rival film. The case was settled out of court, and Fail-Safe would go on to be a great movie – but not as successful.

    Dr. Strangelove
    “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”

    Of course, while the source material may have invited comparison, the similarities ended there, as Dr. Strangelove is unquestionably played for laughs. Interestingly, although I howl every time I see it, I’ve found upon screening it for newcomers to the film that not everyone appreciates the black comedy, finding it dark and depressing. I guess there is a gallows humor aspect that I am drawn to, but I can understand why some people find the film uncomfortable. The sad truth is that while the film is very funny, the reality of Mutually Assured Destruction and the ease with which we all could go up in smoke is very unsettling. The film works not because it’s so far-fetched, but because it isn’t. At all.

    Dr. Strangelove
    “Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn’t you tell the world, EH?”

    The movie is an absolute masterpiece. Maestro Director of Photography Gilbert Taylor made two pictures in 1964 – the other was A Hard Day’s Night – pretty good year. Production Designer Ken Adam, who created the amazing sets for Bond films like Dr. No & Goldfinger, had one of his finest hours with the War Room design. The pacing of the film and the changes in scene locations really sustain the tension, unusual for a comedy. The actors are given room to breathe and time to establish their characters. I’ve avoided saying much about the acting – it’s very good, with George C. Scott & Sterling Hayden particularly fine. I’m a bit conflicted about Peter Sellers. It’s an amazing performance, certainly, but I reflexively hate actors taking on multiple roles in a film. It’s gimmicky and unnecessary, no matter the actor. And while Captain Mandrake & President Muffley are played very effectively straight, the Strangelove performance is just a bit too over the top for me. The affectations are fun, but the reliance on physical gags is wearisome and threatens to devolve the film into farce, just as the original “pie-fight” ending surely would have.

    Dr. Strangelove

    Probably the greatest black comedy ever made, and one of the funniest films of all time, Dr. Strangelove is still meaningful long after the end of the Cold War, because while the circumstances change, it skewers an organizational way of thinking that sadly may always be with us.

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    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (1 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

     

    Dr. Strangelove Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” description=”An insane general triggers a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically try to stop.” director=”Stanley Kubrick” actor_1=”Peter Sellers” actor_2=”George C. Scott” actor_3=”Sterling Hayden”]

    Main Cast Peter Sellers Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake/President Merkin Muffley/Dr. Strangelove, George C. Scott Gen. ‘Buck’ Turgidson, Sterling Hayden Brig. Gen. Jack Ripper, Keenan Wynn Col. ‘Bat’ Guano
    Rating Approved
    Release Date Wed 29 Jan 1964 UTC
    Director Stanley Kubrick
    Genres Comedy, War
    Plot An insane general triggers a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically try to stop.
    Poster Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
    Runtime 95
    Tagline the hot-line suspense comedy
    Writers Stanley Kubrick (screenplay) &, Terry Southern (screenplay) …
    Year 1964
  • Soul Music (1997)

    Soul Music (1997)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    The first of two animated adaptations of Discworld novels, features some great Pratchett humor & terrible British animation. Faithful & fun.

    Soul Music

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of …:

    The best author you’re not reading, Terry Pratchett, has produced 40 novels (to date) taking place in the Discworld, a setting of his own creation that mirrors our world. So much great satire in genre fiction like fantasy is possible by placing our struggles in another fictional land, thus enabling us to detachedly note how preposterous so many of the things we have long since accepted in our own lives truly are. Pratchett is a master of this, and I cannot more highly recommend his novels.

    One of the impressions nearly everyone comes away with upon reading a Terry Pratchett novel is how filmable it seems. His stuff seems to lend itself easily to visualizations of the rich characters and settings, and there have been prints, art books, figurines, theatrical productions and film versions of his tales and Discworld denizens.

    But while the tales may be cinematic, it’s another matter to translate these stories to the screen. For one, Pratchett’s style of writing includes frequent use of footnotes for humorous asides and explanations that would be nearly impossible to reproduce on film. Also, a great deal of the stories rely on what the characters are thinking and unspoken decision making and character growth are common. So while you can film the events entirely faithfully, you’re still missing a lot of the story.

    Soul Music

    Except for an 8-minute portion of Reaper Man called Welcome to the Discworld, which was probably just a demo reel, Soul Music is the first tv/film production of one of Pterry’s stories. Released in May of 1997 on England’s Channel 4, it would very soon be followed by an animated adaptation of Wyrd Sisters.

    Soul Music is kind of an odd first choice of books to adapt in some ways. While it’s a great story that doesn’t require previous knowledge of the other books, it really is weakened if you haven’t read the stories leading up to it. I imagine that parts of the tale miss an unfamiliar audience.

    Whenever talk of making one of his books into a film  comes up, it is almost always Mort, the tale of how Death takes on an apprentice. That story is usually deemed the most filmable and containing the best standalone elements for newcomers, and I tend to agree. Mort introduces Death’s adopted daughter, Ysabell, who with Mort raise a daughter, Susan, the protagonist of Soul Music. (One of two protagonists, anyway. Another feature of Pterry’s books is a multitude of “main” characters.)

    There are really two main stories: the invention of rock & roll, and a distraught Death (the personification of the phenomenon) taking some personal time, necessitating his granddaughter Susan filling in as the Grim Reaper. Both are excellent; I’m not going to review the story here, as that should probably be saved for a review of the book, but it is a typically excellent effort by Pratchett and the story translates very well to animation.

    Or it would if the animation was any good. This is pretty poor quality, however. English animation studios seem to have retained the design aesthetic of the 1960’s in everything they do, and the production value is no better than 1980’s Saturday morning cartoons. It was made for television, I realize, so I don’t want to be too hard on it. Had this been released in the 1980’s, it would have been perfectly suitable. But for 1997, it’s underwhelming.

    The voice work is suitable, with Christopher Lee nicely voicing Death. The sound design is very cartoonish, however, as if it wasn’t being taken very seriously. This, combined with the animation lead to a very amateurish feel to the whole affair, even if there are professionals at work here.

    As for the adaptation, it is done well. I have always maintained that the only way to properly adapt Pterry’s books is by serializing them, and blissfully everyone who has gotten green-lit seems to feel the same way. For British tv, this was split up into 7 episodes, each under a half hour. For the home video release, it’s split into two parts of about 100 minutes, which works pretty well. It doesn’t contain everything from the books, but very nearly. I’d go so far to say that it’s less an adaptation than an illustration.

    Soul Music is definitely recommended for fans of Pratchett’s work. I’d like to recommend it to non-fans, but I’d really suggest you read the novel first for maximum enjoyment. If you want to start with an adaptation of his work, I’d probably point you to the next project featuring the wonderful character of Susan, Hogfather.

    Poster:

    Soul Music

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: B (8 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Soul Music Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Soul Music” description=”The young druid Imp y Celyn comes to Ankh-Morpork to become a famous musician, but a new guitar from a mysterious shop possesses him with a new kind of music – the Music with Rocks In. To make matters worse, Death, saddened by the death of his adopted daughter, has gone away to try and forget, and his granddaughter Susan suddenly has the family duty passed on to her.” director=”Jean Flynn” ]

    Main Cast Christopher Lee Death (unknown episodes), Graham Crowden Mustrum Ridcully (unknown episodes), Andy Hockley Imp y Celyn (unknown episodes), Neil Morrissey Mort (unknown episodes)
    Rating PG
    Release Date Mon 12 May 1997 UTC
    Director Jean Flynn
    Genres Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Music
    Plot Based on Terry Pratchett’s Novel. On Discworld (a world carried by four elephants standing on a huge turtle in space)…
    Poster Soul Music
    Runtime 159
    Tagline A story of reality, fantasy and the bits in the middle
    Writers Terry Pratchett (novel)
    Year 1997
  • Jaws (1975)

    Jaws (1975)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Now safely past the 4th of July, we can watch what is arguably Spielberg’s best film. Jaws is so much more than a blockbuster monster movie.

    Jaws

    140 Character Movie Review #2 – #140RVW

    (NOTE: Would you believe that I sat down to write a review of Jaws for its 40th anniversary, completely forgetting that I’d already written it last year? Oh well, here’s the new #140RVW anyway…)

    Impossible to overstate the importance of this film to our modern culture. Yes, that cuts both ways, but I’m mainly referring to positive…

    Jaws
    “Teeth of the Sea”…I love this…

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Jaws:

    Now that the 4th of July is behind us, I think it’s safe to review this one. I had planned to release this review during 4th of July weekend, to recreate the terror that the film characters experience over that same holiday, but I selfishly held it. Why? Because I wanted to go swimming and knew I wouldn’t get in the water after writing this…

    Jaws
    “In Amity, you say ‘yahd’.”

    Jaws is such a popular film that it probably doesn’t need much in the way of a review, anyhow. If you somehow haven’t seen it, you should start now – right now – and then come back. If you have seen it, that’s still good advice…

    Jaws
    “That’s some bad hat, Harry.”

    Much has been written about the making of this film – the difficulties in every part of production, mechanical problems, going over budget by 100 days. I’m not going to get into that stuff. For the best account of the making of the film, try The Jaws Log by co-screenwriter Carl Gottlieb.

    Jaws
    “Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.”

    Jaws really isn’t about a shark anyway. This is a human story, populated by some truly great characters. The knock on Peter Benchley’s debut novel has always been that the characters weren’t likable, and it was this problem that led to the massive rewrite of Benchley’s screenplay by Gottlieb. (There were also a number of uncredited script “polishers” like John Milius, Matthew Robbins & Hal Barwood.)

    Jaws
    “I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!”

    It’s impossible to imagine what the film would have been like had things gone according to plan. Without the delays, the on-set rewrites would never have happened. Without the mechanical problems, the clever characterization wouldn’t have needed to stand in for effects wizardry.

    Jaws
    “Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.”

    This last fact, of course, is why the film is so great. Jaws is the best film example of a happy accident. If the mechanical shark works well, this movie would have been nothing. Gone would be the suspense that makes the film a classic. Spielberg has always been happy to admit that his picture would have been a b-movie monster picture if the technical problems didn’t require a completely different approach.

    Jaws
    “Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. “

    Even if he had ended up making a gratuitous monster picture, though, it certainly would have been best in class, as it’s a gorgeous film by any standard. If it were shot today, we’d be talking about production design. The beauty of this picture is that there basically isn’t any – this is Martha’s Vineyard. This is island life. If you’ve experienced life in a seaside community, you’ll recognize it. Not only did they retain the character and feel of the island life, they cast islanders in the picture – not just as extras but in named parts.

    Jaws
    “Well, if we’re looking for a shark we’re not gonna find him on the land.”

    DP Bill Butler captures the ocean and the island with equal effectiveness; no mean feat. Think of the vastly different shots in the film and how well they all come together – late night low-lit scenes on the dock, campfire scenes, early morning coastal landscapes, municipal interiors, crowded beaches, scenes in a small boat, hand-held POV shots of swimmers. He even has the camera dipping underwater to simulate the feel of treading water near the action. It’s marvelous work.

    Jaws
    “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

    Incredible underwater footage of live sharks was provided by Australian divers and shark experts Ron & Valerie Taylor, who unfortunately did their job so well that they would spend much of the rest of their careers championing conservation and a better understanding of these amazing creatures that have now been hunted to near extinction, partly as a result of the terror created by this film. In fact, that’s really the only negative thing you can say about Jaws; it has created and fed anti-shark fervor with a brutal effectiveness. As much as I love this movie, it is very nearly single-handedly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of sharks and has made protection of these beautiful animals all but impossible.

    Jaws
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all.”

    Like few films before it, Jaws completely changed the landscape for filmmaking, advertising and film release strategy. It virtually invented the summer blockbuster, wide theatrical releases and massive promotions. That’s all just marketing – more importantly it established a visionary filmmaker and an “event” style of motion picture. A good adventure thriller became something far more because of fascinating characters, fully realized by great acting. It’s still the best…

    Jaws
    “I can do anything; I’m the chief of police.”
    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)
    Jaws Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Jaws” description=”When a gigantic great white shark begins to menace the small island community of Amity, a police chief, a marine scientist and grizzled fisherman set out to stop it.” director=”Steven Spielberg” actor_1=”Roy Scheider” actor_2=”Robert Shaw” actor_3=”Richard Dreyfuss”]

    Main Cast Roy Scheider Brody, Robert Shaw Quint, Richard Dreyfuss Hooper, Lorraine Gary Ellen Brody
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 20 Jun 1975 UTC
    Director Steven Spielberg
    Genres Adventure, Horror, Thriller
    Plot When a gigantic great white shark begins to menace the small island community of Amity, a police chief, a marine scientist and grizzled fisherman set out to stop it.
    Poster Jaws
    Runtime 124
    Tagline Amity Island had everything. Clear skies. Gentle surf. Warm water. People flocked there every summer. It was the perfect feeding ground.
    Writers Peter Benchley (screenplay) and, Carl Gottlieb (screenplay) …
    Year 1975
  • The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters (1982)

    The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters (1982)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    May be the best kept secret in America. Should be a holiday classic watched every July 4th, except WGBH/PBS never re-airs it. Fatal mistake.

    The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters:

    Jean Shepherd was an unique voice and national treasure. Many people loved his various radio & tv performances over the years, but he is probably best remembered as co-writer and narrator of A Christmas Story. And what a great legacy to be remembered by, of course. But there are a great many other of his tales out there, even if they require some searching.

    The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters

    My dad loved Jean Shepherd from his performances on WGBH in Boston and a show run on PBS American Playhouse. They made four shows for American Playhouse, one being The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters. I saw it as a kid growing up in the suburbs of Boston, and it is the only one I’ve seen to date, but I will be looking for the rest, because it is amazing. Having found it on Youtube (thanks interwebs!) I watched it for the first time since it aired in 1982. It is even better than I remembered…

    The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters

    The story finds the same family from A Christmas Story but takes place when Ralphie is in high school, and played by a very young Matt Dillon. Ralph plays in the high school band (played by the Chelmsford High School Marching Band) and fancies himself a cultured stud who feels put upon when he is talked into taking his friend’s cousin out on a date. He’s got to endure a blind date, march in the parade, and be ready for the Old Man’s massive fireworks spectacular. And he can’t even find a wash cloth…

    The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters

     

    The show shines the same insightful light on the Fourth of July as the film did on Christmas, and all of the hallmarks of that picture are here: that great narration, the zany schemes of the characters, the side-splitting scenarios when life intervenes, all with that great heart and nostalgia-tinged recollection of a master storyteller. A must-see…

    Trailer (actually, it’s a playlist containing the whole show):

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: D (3 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters Representation Test

     

    [schema type=”movie” name=”The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters” description=”Matt Dillon plays a young Jean Shepherd (author and narrator of A Christmas Story). Through Matt, Shep tells several humorous stories about his teen years in an Indiana steel town.” director=”Richard Bartlett” actor_1=”Matt Dillon” ]

    Main Cast Matt Dillon Ralph, James Broderick Dad, Barbara Bolton Mom, Babe Sargent Ludlow Kissel
    Rating
    Release Date Tue 16 Mar 1982 UTC
    Director Richard Bartlett
    Genres Comedy, Drama
    Plot Matt Dillon plays a young Jean Shepherd (author and narrator of A Christmas Story). Through Matt, Shep tells several humorous stories about his teen years in an Indiana steel town.
    Poster
    Runtime 56
    Tagline
    Writers Jean Shepherd
    Year 1982