Category: Reviews

  • Plaster City (2014)

    Plaster City (2014)

    Plaster City
    Plaster City by Johnny Shaw

    My rating: 4 of 5 stars

    One of the great things about the rise of e-books is the proliferation of new authors, many self-published. It seems as if it has never been easier to get a book out and in the hands of an audience. Many people smarter and more experienced than I can speak to all of the problems that this has created, particularly when it comes to compensation and distribution issues with companies like Amazon. I’m not touching that, because I feel underqualified to comment. I’m just a consumer, and all I know is I’m reading more than I have at any point since my childhood and I’m reading a much greater variety of books.

    I really like the Kindle First program, where you get to select 1 of 4 pre-release books, principally because the books on offer so far are all outside of my usual reading material, so if I want one of them I have to pick something out of my wheelhouse.

    Plaster City certainly qualifies in this category, although I read a bunch of Elmore Leonard novels in my twenties, so its tone is very familiar.

    The book is actually the second in a series, the first being Dove Season. I never read that novel, but don’t feel that it was any impediment to enjoying Plaster City to the fullest.

    The story continues the misadventures of Jimmy Veeder and his friend Bobby Maves on the California/Mexico border (Calexico). The two are alternatively irresponsible and violent drunken screw-ups with a penchant for trouble, but charming despite or possibly because of their ineptness. There is a physical aspect of loyalty in the face of danger here that is actually quite endearing.

    Bobby’s estranged teenage daughter has gone missing and these two madmen with their jump first approach may actually be exactly the right guys to get her back. Gangsters, bikers, exes and the law will be involved, with tons of cursing, beer and fistfights along the way. The result is 350 pages of absolutely mayhem as they wreck very nearly everything around them, mostly by accident and complete lack of preparation or planning.

    I was quite surprised by how long this story was; things seemed to be nearly wrapped up halfway through before taking a completely different turn. Unusually this wasn’t a problem for me – I was totally hooked and followed every crazy twist and development.

    Oddly for a book I enjoyed so completely, I have no real interest in reading the other books in the series (existing or to come). I liked Plaster City so much because it was so different (for me) and thought the characters were great fun. I don’t know if that feeling would last over multiple installments. I think there’s something to the fact that Elmore Leonard wrote so few sequels. Better to create new characters with his gift for fascinating portraits. I have no doubt author Johnny Shaw is capable of doing the same.

    [schema type=”book” url=”http://johnnyshaw.net/” name=”Plaster City” description=”Jimmy Veeder and Bobby Maves are back at it, two years after the events of Dove Season—they’re not exactly the luckiest guys in the Imperial Valley, but, hey, they win more fights than they lose. Settled on his own farmland and living like a true family man after years of irresponsible fun, Jimmy’s got a straight life cut out for him. But he’s knocking years off that life thanks to fun-yet-dangerous Bobby’s booze-addled antics—especially now that Bobby is single, volatile, profane as ever, and bored as hell. When Bobby’s teenage daughter goes missing, he and Jimmy take off on a misadventure that starts out as merely unfortunate and escalates to downright calamitous. Bobby won’t hesitate to kick a hornets’ nest to get the girl to safety, but when the rescue mission goes riotously sideways, the duo’s grit—and loyalty to each other—is put to the test.” author=”Johnny Shaw” publisher=”Thomas & Mercer” pubdate=”2014-05-01″ edition=”1st” isbn=”1477817581″ ebook=”yes” paperback=”yes”]

  • Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

    Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    I refer you to Spinal Tap: “The review for “Shark Sandwich” was merely a two word review which simply read “Shit Sandwich”.” Enough said.

    Sharknado 2

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Sharknado 2: The Second One:

    Sorry, guys. It doesn’t work twice. It wasn’t even fun to laugh at. The product placement was more gruesome than the gore, and nothing was as scary as all of the plastic surgery. When everyone is in on the joke, it’s not really a joke anymore.

    Sharknado 2

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: who cares?

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Sharknado 2: The Second One” description=”A freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a Sharknado on the population and its most cherished, iconic sites – and only Fin and April can save the Big Apple.” director=”Anthony C. Ferrante” ]

    Main Cast Ian Ziering Fin Shepard, Tara Reid April Wexler, Vivica A. Fox Skye, Mark McGrath Martin Brody
    Rating 14A
    Release Date Wed 30 Jul 2014 UTC
    Director Anthony C. Ferrante
    Genres Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
    Plot A freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a Sharknado on the population and its most cherished, iconic sites – and only Fin and April can save the Big Apple.
    Poster Sharknado 2: The Second One
    Runtime
    Tagline Shark happens!
    Writers Thunder Levin
    Year 2014
  • Purple Rain (1984)

    Purple Rain (1984)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    How do you judge Purple Rain? The music is a contender for greatest soundtrack of all time. The movie’s dreadfully boring, pretentious mess.

    Purple Rain

    Movie Review of Purple Rain:

    I’m a huge fan of listening to movie scores and soundtracks, but I recognize that there’s a real danger to listening to a film’s soundtrack before seeing the movie. Instead of the music easing you further into the story, the recognition factor pulls you out of the moment. This may be less the case with musicals but it still is jarring.

    Purple Rain In the case of Purple Rain, which is really just a long-form music video, the original audiences for the film probably experienced this to a much smaller degree, as the soundtrack album dropped only days before the film’s release. (Although the single “When Doves Cry” had been out for months.) For me, seeing this movie for the first time after listening to the soundtrack for 30 years, it was hard to get past. I was even more impatient during the filler story scenes than I perhaps would have been otherwise.

    Purple Rain In Purple Rain, Prince plays The Kid (really), an arrogant, pretentious, self-absorbed, misogynist jerk who also is a phenomenally talented songwriter and musician – he’s Prince. Oddly enough, he’s about the only person in the whole movie who doesn’t use his real name for his character. The story concerns his tumultuous family life, love life and band life during his residency at the First Avenue nightclub. His parents are abusive, so he’s abusive and completely unlikable. He also has a puppet.

    Purple Rain Everyone in the movie plays themselves, really, although I have no idea exactly how autobiographical this all is – and I don’t really care. The movie is a joyless mess, with bad pacing and worse dialogue. Absolutely no one in this movie is at all sympathetic and the non-musical scenes are slow and boring. There’s possibly a real movie in here somewhere, with the story of the abusive father, but no one involved in this production knows how to develop it.

    Purple Rain The musical performances are of course wonderful. Or at least the music is. It can be a little distracting to see Prince acting out all of his lyrics and he has a tendency to point a lot, but I accept this as a minor inconvenience and part of the aforementioned problem with knowing the soundtrack so well. You will also be subjected to two performances by The Time and an unwatchable Apollonia 6 song.

    Purple Rain When I saw the music videos played ad nauseum in 1984, I always thought it looked really funny to see Prince in his leathers and frilly shirts out by the lake. Turns out it’s even more ridiculous over the course of 111 minutes – just a guy and his heels, out in nature…

    Purple Rain Finally, although these are generally spoiler-free reviews, I have to call out the denouement of this one, in which The Kid finally accepts the input of his bandmates and performs one of their songs, thus learning…wait, Prince? Accepting someone else’s input? The ending would have been more plausible if Morris Day turned into a dragon and ate everyone.

    Purple Rain If you have somehow avoided this movie for 30 years, don’t break your streak now. Watch Sign O’ The Times

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/) Purple Rain Representation Test [schema type=”movie” name=”Purple Rain” description=”A young man with a talent for music has begun a career with much promise. He meets an aspiring singer, Apollonia, and finds that talent alone isn’t all that he needs. A complicated tale of his repeating his father’s self destructive behavior, losing Apollonia to another singer (Morris Day), and his coming to grips with his own connection to other people ensues.” director=”Albert Magnoli” actor_1=”Prince” ]

    Main Cast Prince The Kid, Apollonia Kotero Apollonia, Morris Day Morris, Olga Karlatos Mother
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 27 Jul 1984 UTC
    Director Albert Magnoli
    Genres Drama, Music, Musical, Romance
    Plot A young man with a talent for music has begun a career with much promise. He meets an aspiring singer…
    Poster Purple Rain
    Runtime 111
    Tagline
    Writers William Blinn (written by), Albert Magnoli (written by)
    Year 1984
  • Weekend at Bernies (1989)

    Weekend at Bernies (1989)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Actually better than I expected – no one more surprised than me. I’m not sure I’d say that I liked it, but it’s pretty good at what it does.

    weekend at bernies_promo

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Weekend at Bernies:

    I’d hate for you to think I watched this movie and reviewed it just so I could watch Catherine Mary Stewart and put lots of pictures of her in this review. It’s totally true, of course, I’d just hate for you to think it…

    Weekend at Bernies

    The truth is that this one was on my list since it was going to be 25 years old on July 5th and I’d never gotten around to seeing it. I frankly had no interest in seeing it before now, but I’m choosing to use the opportunity of these anniversaries to see some things I might not otherwise. Besides, Barney Stinson from the tv series How I Met Your Mother kept going on about it in a running gag so I felt it was probably worth a watch.

    Weekend at Bernies

    Weekend at Bernie’s looked perfectly stupid when it was released, so it was easy to skip, and I certainly didn’t expect much when I finally watched it. I was actually pleasantly surprised by the movie, though.

    Oh, it is definitely stupid, don’t get me wrong. I don’t know, though, I found it sort of impressive in the way it just kind of went for it. It was really effective in going for madcap silliness. Stupid movies that try to be zany and wild often achieve neither, feeling calculated, safe and just dumb. This one just squeaked over the line because the slightly morbid premise. Black comedies are a tricky business; you need them to feel somewhat dangerous or it doesn’t really work. Weekend at Bernie’s has just enough of an edge to make it kind of enjoyable.

    Weekend at Bernies

    What doesn’t work is that the plot is really convoluted. Larry Wilson (Andrew McCarthy) and Richard Parker (Jonathan Silverman) are shlubs at an insurance company, and of course you have the dynamic that one of them is rigid and uptight and one of them is a lazy party guy. Richard can’t summon the courage to talk to the beautiful temp Gwen Saunders (Catherine Mary Stewart) and when he does he keeps getting caught out in lies he tells to impress her. While working over the weekend he uncovers a case of fraud that the guys bring to their boss Bernie Lomax (Terry Kiser), who invites the pair to his Hamptons home for Labor Day weekend to go over the numbers. In fact, Bernie is the one skimming from the company and he chooses this fairly involved ruse in order to have the boys killed. For this Bernie enlists the help of a mobster named Vito (Louis Giambalvo) that he is working with, when not having an affair with Vito’s girlfriend. Vito sends his hitman Paulie (Don Calfa) to whack Bernie instead, which will be discovered (much) later through an unlikely sequence with an answering machine and a fake suicide note. The story, like Bernie’s plan, is absurdly over-complicated. I’ve barely begun to list the different things that occur in this 97 minute movie. It’s all too much. This would have been much more effective with a much shorter, more streamlined approach. It might have made a very effective tv show.

    Weekend at Bernies

    While the premise is absurd, and so is the movie, I kind of enjoyed Weekend at Bernie’s and understand why it has a lot of fans. It certainly will never get a second viewing by me, but I know it’s a cult classic for a lot of people and I can see that. I realize that there was a sequel, but my interest only goes so far. I can’t imagine how they made a second one with the same actors and am sort of afraid to look it up. Besides, I do know that Catherine Mary Stewart isn’t in it…#dealkiller…

    Weekend at Bernies
    You want one more picture of Catherine Mary Stewart? Ok, but this is the last one…
    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (3 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Weekend at Bernies Representation Test
    [schema type=”movie” name=”Weekend at Bernie’s” description=”A pair of losers try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, but the murderer is out to “finish him off.”” director=”Ted Kotcheff” actor_1=”Andrew McCarthy” actor_2=”Jonathan Silverman” actor_3=”Catherine Mary Stewart” ]

    Main Cast Andrew McCarthy Larry Wilson, Jonathan Silverman Richard Parker, Catherine Mary Stewart Gwen Saunders, Terry Kiser Bernie Lomax
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Wed 05 Jul 1989 UTC
    Director Ted Kotcheff
    Genres Comedy
    Plot A pair of losers try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, but the murderer is out to “finish him off.”
    Poster Weekend at Bernie's
    Runtime 97
    Tagline Bernie Lomax would be the perfect host, except for one small thing. He’s dead. [USA Theatrical]
    Writers Robert Klane (written by)
    Year 1989
  • Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

    Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    Hard to know what to say about a movie I avoided like the plague for 30 years & only watched because of the anniversary. It was as expected.

    Revenge of the Nerds

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Revenge of the Nerds:

    After 30 years of indifference, I watched this movie for two reasons:

    1. because it is celebrating an anniversary and I figured that some people who actually liked the movie would be interested to see a review
    2. because it is mentioned in Anorak’s Almanac (http://readyplayerone.com) as one of James Halliday’s favorite movies.
    Revenge of the Nerds
    That’s James Cromwell on the right, billed as “Jamie Cromwell”.

    I didn’t see this in the day, so it’s really hard to be open-minded about this movie. It often is the case that viewing movies for the first time far after their sell-by date makes for a difficult time – it’s really hard to separate how you view it now versus how you think you might have perceived it at the time. But usually when that happens, in my case anyway, it’s because of an oversight – I just haven’t gotten around to seeing a movie – there are a lot out there, after all. In this case it’s a little different, as I have intentionally avoided this movie because it looked horrible.

    Revenge of the Nerds

    So, I don’t know, I might have enjoyed this more at the time because it was the 80’s, or because I was younger and more appreciative of the “humor”. So I really don’t want to be too tough on this movie, even if it lived down to my expectations of sophomoric, moronic, raunchy gross-out humor with absolutely zero cultural sensitivity. The sad fact is that there always have been and always will be stupid movies like this, so long as man craves boobies and bad behavior. This isn’t even the worst of them (by far).

    Revenge of the Nerds

    Watching Revenge of the Nerds for the first time in 2014 was a penance – punishment for never watching this crap movie when I was in middle school and might have found it funny or at least enjoyed the nudity. Instead I spent 90 joyless minutes wondering what on Earth I was going to say about it. And now I’m done…

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: D (1 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Revenge of the Nerds

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Revenge of the Nerds” description=”At a big campus, a group of bullied outcasts and misfits resolve to fight back for their peace and self respect.” director=”Jeff Kanew” actor_1=”Robert Carradine” actor_2=”Anthony Edwards”]

    Main Cast Robert Carradine Lewis Skolnick, Anthony Edwards Gilbert Lowell, Timothy Busfield Arnold Poindexter, Andrew Cassese Harold Wormser
    Rating R
    Release Date Fri 20 Jul 1984 UTC
    Director Jeff Kanew
    Genres Comedy
    Plot At a big campus, a group of bullied outcasts and misfits resolve to fight back for their peace and self respect.
    Poster Revenge of the Nerds
    Runtime 90
    Tagline It’s time for the odd to get even
    Writers Tim Metcalfe (story) &, Miguel Tejada-Flores (story) …
    Year 1984