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#140RVW - 140 character reviews

140 character review: When I started this site that’s all I did – movie reviews that could fit on Twitter. With the exception of a few short blasts, everything since 2014 has been a full-size review, and I've gone back to expand on some of the earlier reviews. If they're here, I haven't updated them yet...

A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

Critics, before prattling on about how simplistic & messy this film is, look at the excited & inspired kid a few rows over. Then shut up…

A WRINKLE IN TIME

Spoiler-free Movie Review of A Wrinkle in Time (2018):

Thursday night (not coincidentally on International Women’s Day) my wife, daughter, and I went to see A Wrinkle in Time. We’ve all been eagerly waiting some time for this adaptation, ever since it was first announced. The trailers and released images looked great, the actors seemed well-chosen, and we were all extremely excited about the amount of representation this project signified. This is the first picture with a nine-digit budget directed by a woman of color. Even if it absolutely stunk, we were going to go see it.

As is my custom, I had avoided the early press, but I did glance quickly at the first few lines of several reviews, just to get some sense of what we were in for. I don’t usually do this, but my girls were really looking forward to the film, and if it was getting absolutely hammered, I’d at least warn them to temper their expectations.

Despite what the early reviews have suggested, it didn’t stink. For my well-read wife it was a solid picture, not equal to the beloved source material, of course, but a good time. For me, who hadn’t read the book since childhood, it was a really fun picture that left me happy and smiling despite its faults. For my daughter – it was AWESOME!

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Look, everyone doesn’t have to get the same things out of every film. It’s hard, but you really have to take the goals of the filmmaker, the demographics of the prospective audience, and the film environment into consideration with your criticism.

I get what the critics are harping on:

  • it’s more visually appealing than truly substantive;
  • probably overly simplifies the source material in an effort to appeal to all;
  • there’s too much music and a muddy sound mix;
  • many of the performances are over the top;
  • the outlandish costumes and design is polarizing.

But so what? The fact that this film will miss a lot of people does not mean that it will fail to resonate with a whole lot of other people.

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For example, as an adult, there was a complete lack of suspense – I never had any doubt where the story was going or if any of the main characters were in any danger. But it would be myopic and limiting for me to assume that everyone would react the same way. In fact, I found a lot of the scenes quite dark and intense for younger viewers. Don’t tell me that those filmgoers would consider the picture uneventful and slow.

I’ll be the first to admit that I have a habit of sticking up for films that are getting panned, but the last to admit it as a character flaw. It’s important to stick up for pictures that might miss their chance to be seen in the face of overwhelming criticism.

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And I must clarify here that I’m not just sticking up for the underdog here – I truly enjoyed A Wrinkle in Time.

  • I smiled from ear to ear through the whole film. It was genuinely fun.
  • I loved the child actors, led by a very promising Storm Reid as Meg Murry, a heroine I wish my daughter had been exposed to at an even earlier age.
  • I enjoyed all the adult performances, even if I could have done with much more screen-time for the charming Gugu Mbatha-Raw (and a lot less Reese Witherspoon).
  • Despite the rather short run-time, there were several scenes where emotional moments were really allowed to breathe. Too often in tentpole films, when the heroes have actually come face to face with their objective – the raison d’être – it’s just another scene. They don’t take time to actually reflect on what has been accomplished. The actors and characters in A Wrinkle in Time are given the space to actually slow down the pace and experience these moments. It’s lovely, and a credit to director Ava DuVernay.
  • The project was greenlit by Disney in the wake of Tim Burton’s dreadful but ginormously profitable Alice in Wonderland, and while it shares a few of that movie’s criticisms (over-reliance on CGI and lack of subtlety), it is worlds more grounded.

Because at its heart, A Wrinkle in Time has one – a heart, that is. The film contains a ton of empowering, hopeful, positive messages aimed at an audience that desperately needs power, hope, and positivity. I was proud to sit alongside my wife and daughter and watch a beautiful film filled with representation, diversity, body positivity, hope, respect, and appreciation for intelligence and uniqueness.

Poster:

wrinkle_in_time_poster

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Pass

The Representation Test Score: A (14! pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

A Wrinkle in Time Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” url=”http://movies.disney.com/a-wrinkle-in-time” name=”A Wrinkle in Time” description=”After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him.” director=”Ava DuVernay” ]

March 11, 2018Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2018

#140RVW: Rio 2 (2014)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Just realized I never reviewed this even though I saw it months ago. That doesn’t always mean I’m indifferent to a picture…it does here.

Rio 2

Spoiler-free Movie Review of Rio 2:

If you absolutely must watch a kids movie and this is the only option, I suppose this will suffice.

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test & The Representation Test Score: n/a

[schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.riomovies.com/” name=”Rio 2″ description=”It’s a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids after they’re hurtled from Rio de Janeiro to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets his father-in-law.” director=”Carlos Saldanha” actor_1=”Jesse Eisenberg” actor_2=”Anne Hathaway”]

Main Cast Jesse Eisenberg Blu (voice), Anne Hathaway Jewel (voice), Jemaine Clement Nigel (voice), Andy Garcia Eduardo (voice)
Rating G
Release Date Fri 11 Apr 2014 UTC
Director Carlos Saldanha
Genres Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family
Plot It’s a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids after they’re hurtled from Rio de Janeiro to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets his father-in-law.
Poster Rio 2
Runtime 101
Tagline It’s on in the Amazon
Writers Don Rhymer (story) and, Carlos Saldanha (story) …
Year 2014

December 30, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

#140RVW: Edge of Tomorrow (2014) – aka Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Interesting premise: Groundhog Day with aliens. Cruise plays the weatherman and there are an awful lot more explosions. Sound good? It is…

Edge of Tomorrow

Edge of Tomorrow

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Edge of Tomorrow Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.edgeoftomorrowmovie.com/” name=”Edge of Tomorrow” description=”A military officer is brought into an alien war against an extraterrestrial enemy who can reset the day and know the future. When this officer is enabled with the same power, he teams up with a Special Forces warrior to try and end the war.” director=”Doug Liman” actor_1=”Tom Cruise” actor_2=”Emily Blunt” ]

 

Main Cast Tom Cruise Cage, Emily Blunt Rita, Bill Paxton Master Sergeant Farell, Brendan Gleeson General Brigham
Rating PG-13
Release Date Fri 06 Jun 2014 UTC
Director Doug Liman
Genres Action, Sci-Fi
Plot A military officer is brought into an alien war against an extraterrestrial enemy who can reset the day and know the future. When this officer is enabled with the same power, he teams up with a Special Forces warrior to try and end the war.
Poster Edge of Tomorrow
Runtime 113
Tagline Live, Die, Repeat
Writers Christopher McQuarrie (screenplay) and, Jez Butterworth (screenplay) …
Year 2014

December 30, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

#140RVW: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

I really enjoyed this one (possibly partly because my expectations were so low after Hobbit 2). Same problems as the others, but fully epic.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Representation Test
[schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.thehobbit.com” name=”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” description=”Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war against an array of combatants and keep the Lonely Mountain from falling into the hands of a rising darkness.” director=”Peter Jackson” ]

Main Cast Ian McKellen Gandalf, Martin Freeman Bilbo Baggins, Richard Armitage Thorin, Cate Blanchett Galadriel
Rating PG-13
Release Date Wed 17 Dec 2014 UTC
Director Peter Jackson
Genres Adventure, Fantasy
Plot Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war against an array of combatants and keep the Lonely Mountain from falling into the hands of a rising darkness.
Poster The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Runtime 144
Tagline The Defining Chapter
Writers Fran Walsh (screenplay) &, Philippa Boyens (screenplay) …
Year 2014

December 28, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

#140RVW: Into the Woods (2014)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Funny, beautiful, amazing telling. Some will never be happy with changes, but the librettist was the screenwriter & composer a consultant…

Into the Woods

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Pass

The Representation Test Score: B (9 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Into the Woods Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” url=”http://movies.disney.com/into-the-woods/” name=”Into the Woods” description=”Into the Woods is a modern twist on the beloved Brothers Grimm fairy tales in a musical format that follows the classic tales of Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, and Rapunzel-all tied together by an original story involving a baker and his wife, their wish to begin a family and their interaction with the witch who has put a curse on them.” director=”Rob Marshall” ]

Main Cast Anna Kendrick Cinderella, Meryl Streep Witch, Chris Pine Cinderella’s Prince, Emily Blunt Baker’s Wife
Rating PG
Release Date Thu 25 Dec 2014 UTC
Director Rob Marshall
Genres Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical
Plot A witch tasks a childless baker and his wife with procuring magical items from classic fairy tales to reverse the curse put on their family tree.
Poster Into the Woods
Runtime 124
Tagline
Writers James Lapine (screenplay) and, James Lapine (musical)
Year 2014

December 28, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

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