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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

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Lightning doesn’t strike twice for Columbus. Haven’t read books so there was no letdown. Never takes itself seriously enough. Poor casting.

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“I wondered when we might be seeing you, Mr. Potter…err…Jackson.”

What’s more:

Many people love these books, including my wife and daughter. I haven’t read them yet, and after seeing how disappointed they were in the movie version, I don’t think I’ll be reading these until all the movies are done. Just seems that these types of fantasy movies are always better if you haven’t read the source material.

The effects are pretty good, and it’s really cool to see many of these classic creatures like the Hydra & Minotaur come to life. It’s a great premise for a movie & book series, and that makes up for a lot. Not for Uma Thurman as Medusa, but a lot.

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“With this new selfie, maybe my career can get back on track. This may be my hottest role since Poison Ivy.”

The issue I had with the movie more than anything is that it just doesn’t seem to take itself seriously; the characters always seem to be smirking or making flip jokes. There’s tons of action, but there never seems to be any real peril. Partly this is the young actors lack of experience, but mostly it’s the direction and/or script.

The characters mainly seem under-developed. Percy has absolutely no character arc. The Annabeth character doesn’t really have much to do. Don’t know if the character of Grover in the book is given the job of being the wise-cracking sidekick with the stereotypical black character lines, but the filmmakers clearly were looking to fill a certain need.

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“Remember me? I’m kind of a big deal in the book.”

Maybe I’m just not the right audience for this. If this came out when I was a teen I probably would have loved it like I loved the old Clash of the Titans. (I haven’t had the courage to watch the remake.)

I really love the fact that the main character’s dyslexia & ADHD are actually products of his demigod status and gifts; it’s a nice touch and empowering message for kids dealing with these learning disorders.

Some really awful casting decisions here. Joey Pants? Rosario Dawson as Persephone? Steve Coogan is like the paring knife of actors – absolutely perfect for certain things, but if you try to use it for anything else it just doesn’t quite feel right. Sean Bean is at his Sean Beaniest (this is a good thing). Catherine Keener is a wonderful actress but somewhat underused here.

Surprised that this earned the right to a sequel; heard that it did well overseas. Let’s see if #2 is better…

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Moira’s take:

Hydra-horrible film. So many important characters from the book left out or reduced. Didn’t even touch on 2 of the major parts of the story.

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December 27, 2013Filed Under: #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2010

#140RVW: The Black Candle (2008)

Fascinating doc about little-understood holiday. Sort of 2 films; 1st half could easily be great standalone doc on African-American history.

The Black Candle

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December 26, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2008, Kwanzaa

We’re No Angels (1955)

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Curtiz-directed comedy at times feels like adapted play (it is). My all-time favorite Christmas movie. Bogie should have done more comedies.

We're No Angels

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Watch this one while wrapping presents every year. There are better Christmas movies, of course, ones that more completely reflect the season, but this is a very nice mix of heartwarming and dark comedy. Not black comedy, exactly, just moments of darkness. After all, the main characters played by Bogart, Ray & Ustinov are hard (if not hardened) criminals. What’s truly wonderful about their performances is that while they spend most of the film showing their tender and kind side, there are a few moments where they let their genuine menace show.

It’s a slow burn, not hiding its origins as a play. Two plays, actually, as it was originally put on in France. There are lots of quiet moments, meaningful glances, pregnant pauses. It really is a nice feel, because at the heart of all the silences are the layered emotions of these convicts and their realization that not all prisoners are behind steel bars.

Just one more thing: there is another movie of the same name made in 1989 by the otherwise reliable Neil Jordan. Ostensibly based on the two original plays and the 1955 movie, it is truly dreadful. Avoid like the plague…

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December 24, 2013Filed Under: Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 1955, Christmas

#140RVW: The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

Don’t know why it took 8 yrs for a sequel, but the time was likely spent overwriting. Precocious kid & silly sidekick? Yep, it’s a sequel…

The Santa Clause 2

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December 22, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2002, Christmas

#140RVW: The Santa Clause (1994)

Level of enjoyment may vary depending on your tolerance of Tim Allen. Really is quite a good modern Christmas movie. Solid story & script…

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December 21, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 1994, Christmas

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