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#140RVW: The Secret World of Arrietty (2010)

Wonderfully paced, simply told and beautifully animated. Provides zero opportunity for Arnett to overact. Fresh adaptation of The Borrowers.

Secret World of Arriety

July 1, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2010

National Treasure (2004)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Completely ridiculous but fun anyway. Wonder how much better it would have been with actual actors. Sean Bean must have felt very lonely…

National Treasure

Spoiler-free Movie Review of National Treasure:

(#140RVW published 6/30/2013; full review published July 4, 2014)

This film had a number of things going against it when it was announced: neither Jerry Bruckheimer nor Walt Disney Pictures are known for subtlety, Nicolas Cage, Tomb Raider-feel, Nicolas Cage…

National Treasure

In a way, I think this movie probably got a bump for the same reason that Independence Day did;  sure, it might be warmed over Indiana Jones, but they’re not making any more of those. (And just as in the case of Star Wars surrogate Independence Day, we would soon be proven wrong…)

National Treasure

The premise is a good one. That is, it’s a good conceit for a movie; as an actual idea it’s patently absurd. But it has elements to make for a franchise: a wealth of history that can be borrowed and mined for stories, details & settings. I’m stunned that they’ve only made one sequel so far. (Although I understand they’re working on another.)

National Treasure

Benjamin Gates (Nicolas Cage) is a history buff and one might say professional descendant, coming from a long line of treasure hunters. The family possesses a written clue given to one of the Gates’s by the last surviving signer of the Declaration of Independence in 1832. This clue will supposedly lead to the world’s largest and greatest treasure, the product of centuries of collections of the world’s great artifacts. The treasure has passed through many hands through the years before stopping in the New World (the United States) and being hidden by the country’s founding fathers. But Ben is getting further in the quest to find the treasure than any of his forbears, and with the help of fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe (Sean Bean), computer whiz kid Riley Poole (Justin Bartha) and National Archivist Dr. Abigail Chase (Diane Kruger) he may be able to validate his family’s long quest.

National Treasure

The plot is super silly, but you can see the appeal. You can essentially go anywhere with this story, and you’ll never run out of historical narrative to borrow from. It’s really ingenious.

As a film, it works pretty well, certainly better than I expected. It might have been an idea to cast better actors and tone down the over-the-top approach, but it works great as an afternoon movie on cable, which is surely how most people watch it. It’s a fun adventure with lots of humor – a good deal provided by Bartha’s character Riley, who’s a lot of fun.

National Treasure

National Treasure is everything you could want in mindless summer fun. It’s engaging and breezy, with lots of practical effects that don’t date the movie at all. It was made 10 years ago, but honestly could have come out 20 years ago or 10 years from now and be pretty much the same picture. Such is the appeal of basing your film on history…

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

National Treasure Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” name=”National Treasure” description=”A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries.” director=”Jon Turteltaub” actor_1=”Nicolas Cage” actor_2=”Diane Kruger” actor_3=”Justin Bartha” actor_4=”Sean Bean” actor_5=”Jon Voight”]

Main Cast Nicolas Cage Benjamin Franklin Gates, Diane Kruger Abigail Chase, Justin Bartha Riley Poole, Sean Bean Ian Howe
Rating PG
Release Date Fri 19 Nov 2004 UTC
Director Jon Turteltaub
Genres Action, Adventure, Mystery, Thriller
Plot A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries.
Poster National Treasure
Runtime 131
Tagline The greatest adventure history has ever revealed.
Writers Jim Kouf (screenplay) and, Cormac Wibberley (screenplay) …
Year 2004

June 30, 2013Filed Under: #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2004

#140RVW: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

Good to be back, even for an overlong 3 hours. Dwarfs look stupid but don’t ruin things…much. Gollum scene a blast. Freeman perfect Bilbo.

Hobbit 1

Poster:

Trailer:

June 29, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2012

#140RVW: Epic (2013)

Wasn’t. Ok, that’s an obvious cheap shot. It was fine, but indistinguishable from 20 other CG kids movies. Please, no more celebrity voices.

Epic

June 28, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2013

#140RVW: Iron Man 3 (2013)

Enjoyed it while I was watching it, I guess, but sort of nonplussed afterwards. Can’t really find any fault with it, just felt too familiar.

Iron Man 3

June 27, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2013

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