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Boyhood (2014)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

The premise is noteworthy & truly an impressive achievement, but in no way should this be part of the discussion for Best Picture. #SoLong

Boyhood

Spoiler-free Movie Review of Boyhood:

For me, saying that Boyhood exceeded my expectations is something of a backhanded compliment. It didn’t look particularly interesting to me and I’m no fan of Linklater, Hawke or Arquettes (any of them). I thought it was an interesting premise, though. Upon viewing I found my diagnosis fairly accurate, but still thought the film was full of good moments. Unfortunately they are spread far too thin.

In short the movie is exactly what it looks like: an impressive and novel idea for making a film relating the childhood of one boy. Except longer. Unacceptably longer. Inexcusably longer. It felt like the longest movie I’ve ever seen…

Boyhood

I’ve stated before the belief that comedies venture past the 90-minute point entirely at their own risk – they’re in over their head at that point and will be judged accordingly. The analogue to this for drama is that two hours should be sufficient for most tales – I start getting fidgety shortly after that without a compelling reason to keep the story going. But 2 1/2 hours? That really requires something else. At 150 minutes there had better be at least one massive battle scene. And there really is no reason to go to three hours for non-war pictures.

Boyhood

On the positive side of the ledger, it’s a gorgeously shot film showcasing amazingly realistic human emotion. The concept of following a child through myriad changes in life is excellent and this picture succeeds at this as well as any film I can think of. The concept of sticking with one cast that you keep revisiting every few years is masterful.

But that’s the problem; it’s all concept. The whole film is like a class project or a proof-of-concept. It’s really just an exercise in technique – and the technique is good – but it’s ultimately just kind of there as a film, a piece of cinema. There’s no plot, no ending and no message beyond some sort of hesher, hippie worldview. I’m not spoiling anything by revealing that the denouement is essentially a piece of trite stoner insight delivered by a character introduced five minutes beforehand.

Boyhood

Another compliment: I noted while watching that it’s downright bizarre that we’re spending 12 years with this kid and it seems to be so little about sex and romantic relationships. But then I realized what I think they were going for and it’s very clever; Linklater makes a kind of a cool decision to sort of skip over the big moments – showing them only in transition. For example not filming wedding scenes but showing people coming back from a honeymoon; picking up right after graduation instead of using the typical shots of the ceremony. It avoids some cliches and I appreciate that. Also the filmmaker gives the audience credit for being able to keep up – there are no clunky transitions or titles indicating time passed.

There’s some really interesting stuff going on here and some well-written dialogue. It’s just all too damn long. Much like I’m criticizing the film for not really being about anything, I’m aware that I’m leaving myself open to criticism by making my review so much about the length of the movie, but I really can’t stop coming back to it. I just haven’t the slightest idea why this it is so unbelievably long. It’s stubbornly slow and repetitive and for no good reason. There are two separate instances of the mother marrying a man who turns into a drunken husband who clashes with the kids. Is there any reason that this had to happen twice? It’s essentially the exact same character and arc.

Since there’s no discernible plot, Boyhood is something of a rorshach test (not my insight – I’ve seen it in other reviews) – you take from it what you bring into it. Different viewers latch onto different parts of the story or different characters. I guess that’s good – if you’re into film theory or sociology.

Boyhood

In case my review hasn’t been negative enough, here’s a few quick bites from my notes:

  • Personally, I don’t see how can you justify nominating 2 supporting actors but not a Best Actor for Ellar Coltrane. Not that any would get my vote.
  • I don’t know if the problem was that I had run out of patience or the marked increase in navel-gazing teen talk, but I was climbing the walls for the last 60 minutes of the film.
  • The use of overly familiar pop music is a bad call. I understand the thinking – they’re trying to use audio cues to identify the timeline of the story and establish setting. Due to the aforementioned skill of the filmmaker, it’s unnecessary and distracts, pulling you out of the picture by making you mentally synchronize your personal timeline. They did the same thing in Watchmen and Forrest Gump and it didn’t work then either.
  • Boyhood exposes the audience to Ethan Hawke’s singing on 5 separate occasions – I counted. Charlie Sexton by comparison: 1.
  • If this wins Best Film Editing I may stop writing reviews…

After nearly three hours of watching Boyhood I finally realized what it was – it’s The Truman Show – the whole thing is like just like unscripted reality tv – it isn’t uninteresting, but I don’t get the impetus behind making movies that accurately reflect the mundanity of life.

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Pass

The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

[schema type=”movie” name=”Boyhood” description=”Filmed over 12 years with the same cast, Richard Linklater’s BOYHOOD is a groundbreaking story of growing up as seen through the eyes of a child named Mason (a breakthrough performance by Ellar Coltrane), who literally grows up on screen before our eyes. StarringEthan Hawke and Patricia Arquette as Mason’s parents and newcomer Lorelei Linklater as his sister Samantha, BOYHOOD charts the rocky terrain of childhood like no other film has before. Snapshots of adolescence from road trips and family dinners to birthdays and graduations and all the moments in between become transcendent, set to a soundtrack spanning the years from Coldplay’s Yellow to Arcade Fire’s Deep Blue. BOYHOOD is both a nostalgic time capsule of the recent past and an ode to growing up and parenting.” director=”Richard Linklater” actor_1=”Ellar Coltrane” ]

Main Cast Ellar Coltrane Mason, Patricia Arquette Mom, Ethan Hawke Dad, Elijah Smith Tommy
Rating R
Release Date Fri 15 Aug 2014 UTC
Director Richard Linklater
Genres Drama
Plot The life of a young man, Mason, from age 5 to age 18.
Poster Boyhood
Runtime 165
Tagline 12 years in the making
Writers Richard Linklater (written by)
Year 2014

January 18, 2015Filed Under: Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

#140RVW: Rio 2 (2014)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Just realized I never reviewed this even though I saw it months ago. That doesn’t always mean I’m indifferent to a picture…it does here.

Rio 2

Spoiler-free Movie Review of Rio 2:

If you absolutely must watch a kids movie and this is the only option, I suppose this will suffice.

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test & The Representation Test Score: n/a

[schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.riomovies.com/” name=”Rio 2″ description=”It’s a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids after they’re hurtled from Rio de Janeiro to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets his father-in-law.” director=”Carlos Saldanha” actor_1=”Jesse Eisenberg” actor_2=”Anne Hathaway”]

Main Cast Jesse Eisenberg Blu (voice), Anne Hathaway Jewel (voice), Jemaine Clement Nigel (voice), Andy Garcia Eduardo (voice)
Rating G
Release Date Fri 11 Apr 2014 UTC
Director Carlos Saldanha
Genres Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family
Plot It’s a jungle out there for Blu, Jewel and their three kids after they’re hurtled from Rio de Janeiro to the wilds of the Amazon. As Blu tries to fit in, he goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and meets his father-in-law.
Poster Rio 2
Runtime 101
Tagline It’s on in the Amazon
Writers Don Rhymer (story) and, Carlos Saldanha (story) …
Year 2014

December 30, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

#140RVW: Edge of Tomorrow (2014) – aka Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Interesting premise: Groundhog Day with aliens. Cruise plays the weatherman and there are an awful lot more explosions. Sound good? It is…

Edge of Tomorrow

Edge of Tomorrow

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: C (4 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Edge of Tomorrow Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.edgeoftomorrowmovie.com/” name=”Edge of Tomorrow” description=”A military officer is brought into an alien war against an extraterrestrial enemy who can reset the day and know the future. When this officer is enabled with the same power, he teams up with a Special Forces warrior to try and end the war.” director=”Doug Liman” actor_1=”Tom Cruise” actor_2=”Emily Blunt” ]

 

Main Cast Tom Cruise Cage, Emily Blunt Rita, Bill Paxton Master Sergeant Farell, Brendan Gleeson General Brigham
Rating PG-13
Release Date Fri 06 Jun 2014 UTC
Director Doug Liman
Genres Action, Sci-Fi
Plot A military officer is brought into an alien war against an extraterrestrial enemy who can reset the day and know the future. When this officer is enabled with the same power, he teams up with a Special Forces warrior to try and end the war.
Poster Edge of Tomorrow
Runtime 113
Tagline Live, Die, Repeat
Writers Christopher McQuarrie (screenplay) and, Jez Butterworth (screenplay) …
Year 2014

December 30, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

#140RVW: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

I really enjoyed this one (possibly partly because my expectations were so low after Hobbit 2). Same problems as the others, but fully epic.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: D (2 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Representation Test
[schema type=”movie” url=”http://www.thehobbit.com” name=”The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” description=”Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war against an array of combatants and keep the Lonely Mountain from falling into the hands of a rising darkness.” director=”Peter Jackson” ]

Main Cast Ian McKellen Gandalf, Martin Freeman Bilbo Baggins, Richard Armitage Thorin, Cate Blanchett Galadriel
Rating PG-13
Release Date Wed 17 Dec 2014 UTC
Director Peter Jackson
Genres Adventure, Fantasy
Plot Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war against an array of combatants and keep the Lonely Mountain from falling into the hands of a rising darkness.
Poster The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Runtime 144
Tagline The Defining Chapter
Writers Fran Walsh (screenplay) &, Philippa Boyens (screenplay) …
Year 2014

December 28, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

#140RVW: Into the Woods (2014)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Funny, beautiful, amazing telling. Some will never be happy with changes, but the librettist was the screenwriter & composer a consultant…

Into the Woods

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Pass

The Representation Test Score: B (9 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

Into the Woods Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” url=”http://movies.disney.com/into-the-woods/” name=”Into the Woods” description=”Into the Woods is a modern twist on the beloved Brothers Grimm fairy tales in a musical format that follows the classic tales of Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, and Rapunzel-all tied together by an original story involving a baker and his wife, their wish to begin a family and their interaction with the witch who has put a curse on them.” director=”Rob Marshall” ]

Main Cast Anna Kendrick Cinderella, Meryl Streep Witch, Chris Pine Cinderella’s Prince, Emily Blunt Baker’s Wife
Rating PG
Release Date Thu 25 Dec 2014 UTC
Director Rob Marshall
Genres Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical
Plot A witch tasks a childless baker and his wife with procuring magical items from classic fairy tales to reverse the curse put on their family tree.
Poster Into the Woods
Runtime 124
Tagline
Writers James Lapine (screenplay) and, James Lapine (musical)
Year 2014

December 28, 2014Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2014

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