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#WWMD - Watching With My Daughter

Watching With My Daughter - reviews (hopefully) tempered by the fact that I'm watching the movie with my girl...

National Treasure (2004)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Completely ridiculous but fun anyway. Wonder how much better it would have been with actual actors. Sean Bean must have felt very lonely…

National Treasure

Spoiler-free Movie Review of National Treasure:

(#140RVW published 6/30/2013; full review published July 4, 2014)

This film had a number of things going against it when it was announced: neither Jerry Bruckheimer nor Walt Disney Pictures are known for subtlety, Nicolas Cage, Tomb Raider-feel, Nicolas Cage…

National Treasure

In a way, I think this movie probably got a bump for the same reason that Independence Day did;  sure, it might be warmed over Indiana Jones, but they’re not making any more of those. (And just as in the case of Star Wars surrogate Independence Day, we would soon be proven wrong…)

National Treasure

The premise is a good one. That is, it’s a good conceit for a movie; as an actual idea it’s patently absurd. But it has elements to make for a franchise: a wealth of history that can be borrowed and mined for stories, details & settings. I’m stunned that they’ve only made one sequel so far. (Although I understand they’re working on another.)

National Treasure

Benjamin Gates (Nicolas Cage) is a history buff and one might say professional descendant, coming from a long line of treasure hunters. The family possesses a written clue given to one of the Gates’s by the last surviving signer of the Declaration of Independence in 1832. This clue will supposedly lead to the world’s largest and greatest treasure, the product of centuries of collections of the world’s great artifacts. The treasure has passed through many hands through the years before stopping in the New World (the United States) and being hidden by the country’s founding fathers. But Ben is getting further in the quest to find the treasure than any of his forbears, and with the help of fellow treasure hunter Ian Howe (Sean Bean), computer whiz kid Riley Poole (Justin Bartha) and National Archivist Dr. Abigail Chase (Diane Kruger) he may be able to validate his family’s long quest.

National Treasure

The plot is super silly, but you can see the appeal. You can essentially go anywhere with this story, and you’ll never run out of historical narrative to borrow from. It’s really ingenious.

As a film, it works pretty well, certainly better than I expected. It might have been an idea to cast better actors and tone down the over-the-top approach, but it works great as an afternoon movie on cable, which is surely how most people watch it. It’s a fun adventure with lots of humor – a good deal provided by Bartha’s character Riley, who’s a lot of fun.

National Treasure

National Treasure is everything you could want in mindless summer fun. It’s engaging and breezy, with lots of practical effects that don’t date the movie at all. It was made 10 years ago, but honestly could have come out 20 years ago or 10 years from now and be pretty much the same picture. Such is the appeal of basing your film on history…

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:

Fail

The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

National Treasure Representation Test

[schema type=”movie” name=”National Treasure” description=”A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries.” director=”Jon Turteltaub” actor_1=”Nicolas Cage” actor_2=”Diane Kruger” actor_3=”Justin Bartha” actor_4=”Sean Bean” actor_5=”Jon Voight”]

Main Cast Nicolas Cage Benjamin Franklin Gates, Diane Kruger Abigail Chase, Justin Bartha Riley Poole, Sean Bean Ian Howe
Rating PG
Release Date Fri 19 Nov 2004 UTC
Director Jon Turteltaub
Genres Action, Adventure, Mystery, Thriller
Plot A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries.
Poster National Treasure
Runtime 131
Tagline The greatest adventure history has ever revealed.
Writers Jim Kouf (screenplay) and, Cormac Wibberley (screenplay) …
Year 2004

June 30, 2013Filed Under: #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2004

#140RVW: Epic (2013)

Wasn’t. Ok, that’s an obvious cheap shot. It was fine, but indistinguishable from 20 other CG kids movies. Please, no more celebrity voices.

Epic

June 28, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2013

#140RVW: Iron Man 3 (2013)

Enjoyed it while I was watching it, I guess, but sort of nonplussed afterwards. Can’t really find any fault with it, just felt too familiar.

Iron Man 3

June 27, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 2013

#140RVW: Back to the Future Part III (1990)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Follows the Matrix/Pirates rule of simultaneously filmed sequels: 2nd will be so over-busy & clunky that the 3rd will seem ok by comparison.

Spoiler-free Movie Review of Back to the Future Part III:

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:
The Representation Test Score: ( pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

The Representation Test

Main Cast Michael J. Fox Marty McFly/Seamus McFly
Christopher Lloyd Dr. Emmett Brown
Mary Steenburgen Clara Clayton
Thomas F. Wilson Buford ‘Mad Dog’ Tannen/Biff Tannen
Rating PG
Release Date Fri 25 May 1990 UTC
Director Robert Zemeckis
Genres Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi, Western
Plot Enjoying a peaceable existence in 1885, Doctor Emmet Brown is about to be killed by Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen. Marty McFly travels back in time to save his friend.
Poster Back to the Future Part III
Runtime 118
Tagline They’ve saved the best trip for last… But this time they may have gone too far.
Writers Robert Zemeckis (characters) &, Bob Gale (characters) …
Year 1990

June 25, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 1990

#140RVW: Back to the Future Part II (1989)

140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

Exhibit A in why you quit while you’re ahead. Instead of fun “a-ha” moments, the little resolutions & payoffs feel more like a to-do list…

Spoiler-free Movie Review of Back to the Future Part II:

Poster:

Trailer:

Bechdel Test:
The Representation Test Score: ( pts)

(http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

The Representation Test

Main Cast Michael J. Fox Marty McFly/Marty McFly Jr/Marlene McFly
Christopher Lloyd Doctor Emmett Brown
Lea Thompson Lorraine
Thomas F. Wilson Biff Tannen/Griff
Rating PG
Release Date Wed 22 Nov 1989 UTC
Director Robert Zemeckis
Genres Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Plot After visiting 2015, Marty McFly must repeat his visit to 1955 to prevent disastrous changes to 1985… without interfering with his first trip.
Poster Back to the Future Part II
Runtime 108
Tagline Getting back was only the beginning.
Writers Robert Zemeckis (characters) &, Bob Gale (characters) …
Year 1989

June 24, 2013Filed Under: #140RVW, #WWMD, Movies, Reviews Tagged With: 1989

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