Tag: 2014

  • Plaster City (2014)

    Plaster City (2014)

    Plaster City
    Plaster City by Johnny Shaw

    My rating: 4 of 5 stars

    One of the great things about the rise of e-books is the proliferation of new authors, many self-published. It seems as if it has never been easier to get a book out and in the hands of an audience. Many people smarter and more experienced than I can speak to all of the problems that this has created, particularly when it comes to compensation and distribution issues with companies like Amazon. I’m not touching that, because I feel underqualified to comment. I’m just a consumer, and all I know is I’m reading more than I have at any point since my childhood and I’m reading a much greater variety of books.

    I really like the Kindle First program, where you get to select 1 of 4 pre-release books, principally because the books on offer so far are all outside of my usual reading material, so if I want one of them I have to pick something out of my wheelhouse.

    Plaster City certainly qualifies in this category, although I read a bunch of Elmore Leonard novels in my twenties, so its tone is very familiar.

    The book is actually the second in a series, the first being Dove Season. I never read that novel, but don’t feel that it was any impediment to enjoying Plaster City to the fullest.

    The story continues the misadventures of Jimmy Veeder and his friend Bobby Maves on the California/Mexico border (Calexico). The two are alternatively irresponsible and violent drunken screw-ups with a penchant for trouble, but charming despite or possibly because of their ineptness. There is a physical aspect of loyalty in the face of danger here that is actually quite endearing.

    Bobby’s estranged teenage daughter has gone missing and these two madmen with their jump first approach may actually be exactly the right guys to get her back. Gangsters, bikers, exes and the law will be involved, with tons of cursing, beer and fistfights along the way. The result is 350 pages of absolutely mayhem as they wreck very nearly everything around them, mostly by accident and complete lack of preparation or planning.

    I was quite surprised by how long this story was; things seemed to be nearly wrapped up halfway through before taking a completely different turn. Unusually this wasn’t a problem for me – I was totally hooked and followed every crazy twist and development.

    Oddly for a book I enjoyed so completely, I have no real interest in reading the other books in the series (existing or to come). I liked Plaster City so much because it was so different (for me) and thought the characters were great fun. I don’t know if that feeling would last over multiple installments. I think there’s something to the fact that Elmore Leonard wrote so few sequels. Better to create new characters with his gift for fascinating portraits. I have no doubt author Johnny Shaw is capable of doing the same.

    [schema type=”book” url=”http://johnnyshaw.net/” name=”Plaster City” description=”Jimmy Veeder and Bobby Maves are back at it, two years after the events of Dove Season—they’re not exactly the luckiest guys in the Imperial Valley, but, hey, they win more fights than they lose. Settled on his own farmland and living like a true family man after years of irresponsible fun, Jimmy’s got a straight life cut out for him. But he’s knocking years off that life thanks to fun-yet-dangerous Bobby’s booze-addled antics—especially now that Bobby is single, volatile, profane as ever, and bored as hell. When Bobby’s teenage daughter goes missing, he and Jimmy take off on a misadventure that starts out as merely unfortunate and escalates to downright calamitous. Bobby won’t hesitate to kick a hornets’ nest to get the girl to safety, but when the rescue mission goes riotously sideways, the duo’s grit—and loyalty to each other—is put to the test.” author=”Johnny Shaw” publisher=”Thomas & Mercer” pubdate=”2014-05-01″ edition=”1st” isbn=”1477817581″ ebook=”yes” paperback=”yes”]

  • Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

    Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    I refer you to Spinal Tap: “The review for “Shark Sandwich” was merely a two word review which simply read “Shit Sandwich”.” Enough said.

    Sharknado 2

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of Sharknado 2: The Second One:

    Sorry, guys. It doesn’t work twice. It wasn’t even fun to laugh at. The product placement was more gruesome than the gore, and nothing was as scary as all of the plastic surgery. When everyone is in on the joke, it’s not really a joke anymore.

    Sharknado 2

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: who cares?

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    [schema type=”movie” name=”Sharknado 2: The Second One” description=”A freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a Sharknado on the population and its most cherished, iconic sites – and only Fin and April can save the Big Apple.” director=”Anthony C. Ferrante” ]

    Main Cast Ian Ziering Fin Shepard, Tara Reid April Wexler, Vivica A. Fox Skye, Mark McGrath Martin Brody
    Rating 14A
    Release Date Wed 30 Jul 2014 UTC
    Director Anthony C. Ferrante
    Genres Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
    Plot A freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a Sharknado on the population and its most cherished, iconic sites – and only Fin and April can save the Big Apple.
    Poster Sharknado 2: The Second One
    Runtime
    Tagline Shark happens!
    Writers Thunder Levin
    Year 2014
  • The Fault in Our Stars (2014) – movie review

    The Fault in Our Stars (2014) – movie review

    140 Chacter Movie Review – #140RVW

    Would it be too cutesy to say this movie was “okay”? (That’s a book joke, folks.) You had better have loved the book if you go see this one.

    the fault in our stars - promo1

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of The Fault in Our Stars:

    This review is probably only useful to people who haven’t read this book. It should be fairly simple if you have read the book: you’ll love it. How could you not? It’s essentially an illustrated version of the novel. I can’t believe it actually required two separate people to “adapt” the book into a screenplay. Y’know, there’s a fine line between being faithful and slavish: look behind you…

    The Fault in Our Stars

    So, is that a bad thing, this adherence to the source material? Not really; it’s a well written novel and a great story that works well as a movie. But I did sort of wonder why I was bothering to watch the film, since it brought absolutely nothing new to the table.

    The Fault in Our Stars

    For those who haven’t read it yet, this may play a lot better. It’s the story of Hazel Grace Lancaster (superbly acted by Shailene Woodley, a mortal lock for a Best Actress nomination), a sixteen-year-old suffering from terminal cancer, who meet cutes cancer survivor Augustus Waters (Ansel Engort) at a support group. The two star-crossed lovers proceed to struggle with their illnesses, help each other, and basically make everyone in the theater cry.

    The Fault in Our Stars

    One criticism of the book was that the dialogue was not realistic for teenagers – that teens just didn’t talk this way. As I stated in my review of the book, I disagree with that sentiment. While sometimes stilted and often pretentious, I do find the dialogue authentic; many teenagers are pretentious and use big words to impress people. But the criticism will only feel more justified in the film version, as no actor can deliver some of these lines without them coming off as affected.

    The Fault in Our Stars

    The acting is really excellent, led by Woodley but with great performances throughout by Elgort and Nat Wolff. One of the true joys for me was that I was completely unaware of who was in this picture, as every promo image features only the leads, so I found Laura Dern & Sam Trammell as Hazel’s parents a complete surprise. Even more surprising was Willem Dafoe as the mysterious author Peter Van Houten. Odd bit of casting, but not bad at all.

    The Fault in Our Stars

    In short, the movie does a very good job of telling this story for those who didn’t read the book, without improving on it in any way. (Exception: the scene at Anne Frank’s home in Amsterdam is wonderfully executed and really much more moving than in the novel.) All of the things you loved about the book you’ll love here; all the things you didn’t like will be amplified, as well, though. So if Augustus made you swoon in print, you’re in luck. If you found him slightly pompous and that affectation with the cigarette annoyingly smarmy and trite, I have some bad news for you.

    While I’m not completely convinced this movie needed to be made, The Fault In Our Stars is a good little movie. Probably too long, but I doubt the teenage girls who completely dominate the film’s audience mind. (Side note: Interesting and slightly disturbing conversation between two such teens overheard by my wife after the film ended – “That was so depressing.” “Seriously. I’m going to go home and watch all of the Twilight films to feel better.”)

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Pass

    The Representation Test Score: B (9 pts)

    Some on the Representation Test blog comments rated this higher, but I stand by this score – although it was a tough one to judge. It’s tough to say this is representative when everyone is white and thin, and while I don’t think there are negative cultural stereotypes, they do have a bit of fun at the expense of the God-loving support leader. There’s no violence, sure, but why would there be in this story? So some of these things are difficult to answer.

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    The Fault in Our Stars Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”The Fault In Our Stars” description=”Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel’s other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.” director=”Josh Boone” actor_1=”Shailene Woodley” ]

    Main Cast Shailene Woodley Hazel, Ansel Elgort Gus, Nat Wolff Isaac, Laura Dern Frannie
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 06 Jun 2014 UTC
    Director Josh Boone
    Genres Drama, Romance
    Plot Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel’s other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.
    Poster The Fault in Our Stars
    Runtime 126
    Tagline One sick love story
    Writers Scott Neustadter (screenplay) &, Michael H. Weber (screenplay) …
    Year 2014
  • X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

    X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

    140 Character Movie Review – #140RVW

    As much as I would have preferred a straight sequel to First Class, this is a very solid & fun movie. Sigh of relief – wary of time travel.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    Spoiler-free Movie Review of X-Men: Days of Future Past:

    Another X-Men movie, another Wolverine love-fest. Oh well. If it wasn’t a deal-killer by now it never will be.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    X-Men: Days of Future Past is based on another Claremont Classic (actually, Chris Claremont/John Byrne) from 1981. I find it interesting that Marvel has no compunction with mining their vast comic libraries for storylines when it comes time to make films – and why should they? It’s simply interesting that DC Comics takes an entirely different approach, scripting new stories for their films. Not saying one is better than the other, but it is almost certainly one of the reasons there are so many more Marvel movies.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    I absolutely adored X-Men: First Class, and was digusted that they felt the need to go back to the well again with the original trilogy cast again after such a successful reboot. On top of that, time travel? Time travel is among the laziest of writer tools up there with cloning and mutation. Oh wait…

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    So I was beyond thrilled with how good Days of Future Past turned out. True, it swaps Kitty Pryde as a main character from the comic with Wolverine, and you all know by now how I feel about the Wolverine-obsession. (Side note: shouldn’t this insistence on putting the character in everything have a name by now, like Bronies? I’ve got it! Wolvere-runs? Wolveretread?) But it actually works best from a plot standpoint to have the dude with claws Wolvereturn to the past.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    The idea is that in the future the mutants are getting wiped out by Sentinels, robots that can morph and adapt basically in any way that will best kill the mutants. So they can take on mutant powers. The fact that this is patently absurd and poor science doesn’t matter – because they are so cool! Great effects.

    Unfortunately, for reasons that aren’t satisfactorily explained, the Sentinels are killing people too, and the world has been ravaged (for reasons that aren’t satisfactorily explained). So the remaining mutants, including the once-again BFFs Magneto & Professor X, hole up in a temple in China to make their last stand while Kitty projects Wolverine’s consciousness back in time where he will solicit the help of the younger versions of these characters (the cast from First Class) in order to stop the event that set history on this path.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    Let me state now, lest I go too far and pick apart this movie that I loved it. It was exciting and funny and a really good time. I have a bunch of questions about it and there were a number of things that I thought were simply sloppy time-travel type stuff, but I really don’t want to get bogged down in it. Comic books are full to the brim of fuzzy logic and questionable plot elements, but it doesn’t stop them from being fun, and so I really just went with the flow on this one. There’s more than enough great stuff to make you overlook a few implausible ideas.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    The acting is absolutely top shelf. I’m overjoyed that they spend most of their Days in the Past not the Future. It’s far more interesting, the actors are better and it’s simply fresher. Seeing Halle Berry et al saunter on screen was a drag at the beginning of the movie. There is nothing more to tell there. The past storylines are so much richer. Spending First Class in the 60’s and now Future Past in the 70’s, I’m spoiling nothing by assuming that the Apocalypse storyline of the next film will be set in the 1980’s. And that’s fantastic. The 70’s setting makes this film really interesting and provides a great playground for the writers.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    The new characters are wonderful: Peter Dinklage is his usual amazing self as Bolivar Trask, inventor of the Sentinels. The movie is very nearly stolen – no, make that definitely stolen – by Evan Peters as Quicksilver. His scenes have to be the most enjoyable in the whole picture, although I retain a real fondness for Nicholas Hoult’s Beast. There are a bunch of new to film mutants shown in the future, but they’ll mean more to comic fans than newcomers and I wouldn’t want to spoil the fun, anyway.

    As with First Class, though, the movie really belongs to James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender as Charles & Eric, respectively. The relationship between these two characters is even more intriguing in this film, and McAvoy in particular shines.

    X-Men: Days of Future Past

    Days of Future Past is a well-written and better-executed film, a high-water mark for comic movies. You probably already know this, as this review is a touch on the late side, but if you haven’t gotten to it, make time. It looks great on the big screen, where it belongs.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: C (5 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/)

    Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”X-Men: Days of Future Past” description=”The X-Men send Wolverine to the past in a desperate effort to change history and prevent an event that results in doom for both humans and mutants.” director=”Bryan Singer” ]

    Main Cast Patrick Stewart Professor X, Ian McKellen Magneto, Hugh Jackman Logan/Wolverine, James McAvoy Charles Xavier
    Rating PG-13
    Release Date Fri 23 May 2014 UTC
    Director Bryan Singer
    Genres Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
    Plot The X-Men send Wolverine to the past in a desperate effort to change history and prevent an event that results in doom for both humans and mutants.
    Poster X-Men: Days of Future Past
    Runtime 131
    Tagline His past. Our future.
    Writers Simon Kinberg (screenplay), Jane Goldman (story) …
    Year 2014
  • How To Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

    How To Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

    140 Character Movie Review: #140RVW

    Unnecessary but solid sequel extends the story without necessarily enhancing it. Focus on making epic franchise distracts from the humor…

    How to Train Your Dragon 2

    Spoiler-free Review of How To Train Your Dragon 2:

    British author Cressida Cowell has written a dozen books in the How To Train Your Dragon series, so I suppose my assertion that this sequel isn’t strictly necessary may seem ridiculous. Nevertheless, I persist that as much as I loved the original, it was a complete story that didn’t really need to go any further.

    How to Train Your Dragon 2 I do realize that there is a tv show as well as some straight to video releases. I have watched a few of them and they’re pretty good for tv. They are on an excellent production level and even have most of the same voice talent, which is remarkable. This isn’t what Saturday morning cartoons were like when I was a kid. TV cartoon versions of movies, even animated movies, fell off hugely in quality, budget and by virtually any other measure.

    How to Train Your Dragon 2 The setting and premise are perfect for more stories. I’m just not sure they are big screen stories. There’s an expectation, entirely reasonable in my mind, that movies you shuffle off to the theater for and shell out cash had better be significant. It puts a lot of pressure on filmmakers to produce epic spectacles.

    How to Train Your Dragon 2 And that’s really what’s happening here. Instead of a cute little movie about a boy and his friend, they’ve turned this thing into part 2 of a grand saga. Writer/director Dean DeBlois, who co-wrote/co-directed the original, even insisted on turning this into a trilogy as a condition of making a sequel. Sigh. What is it with trilogies? Do we have this spot in our brains that isn’t happy unless stories fit into three parts?

    How to Train Your Dragon 2 DeBlois has stated that his model for the film is Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back. C’mon, son. You don’t say that. You don’t even think that. Don’t invite comparisons to the greatest sequel ever made. Everyone aspires to equal Empire when they make a sequel, but what they really mean is “let’s get dark and serious”. Persistently forgetting that what makes Empire so good isn’t that it’s darker; it’s just such an amazing story. And this isn’t the franchise to go dark with.

    How to Train Your Dragon 2 Mind you, I love what they’ve done here. It is epic and it is well done. It just isn’t all that fun and even less funny.

    How to Train Your Dragon 2 The visuals are absolutely stunning. It is simply gorgeous and the character models are among the best CG I’ve ever seen. But I just can’t get past the fact that they’re making a cartoon. This level of animated brilliance has indeed produced possibly the best dragon movie yet. But it’s still populated with these goofy looking people. The better the backgrounds, fire effects and animation gets, the more ridiculous it is that we’re stuck looking at these big-eyed round faces. CG animation continues to evolve with every new picture in every facet except for the people. It’s like they got to a certain point of reasonably good looking caricatures of humans and stopped. I’m guessing because every time they’ve tried the next step, it looks creepy. Better to keep them looking like cartoons where they won’t be expected to be facsimiles of life. I understand that, I suppose, but it does mean that every studio’s output now looks identical. Worse, I’m left with the feeling that we’re in a transition stage and when we finally reach the next step of reproducing CG actors, all this stuff won’t play.

    How to Train Your Dragon 2 How To Train Your Dragon 2 is a really good movie, I don’t mean to be negative or imply that it isn’t. I was impressed with it and did enjoy it. I simply didn’t enjoy it in the same way as the first film. It wasn’t hugely funny – it’s not that the jokes weren’t successful, it just seemed like there weren’t many of them. It’s not a fantasy action comedy; it’s a comedic fantasy actioner. Think Dragonslayer, not Ghostbusters. Nothing wrong with that (I LOVE Dragonslayer). It’s just not at all what I was expecting. I imagine I’ll like it much better the second time when I know what I’ll be getting. Because it really is a good looking film.

    Poster:

    Trailer:

    Bechdel Test:

    Fail

    The Representation Test Score: B (7 pts)

    (http://therepresentationproject.org/grading-hollywood-the-representation-test/) Representation Test

    [schema type=”movie” name=”How To Train Your Dragon 2″ description=”When Hiccup and Toothless discover an ice cave that is home to hundreds of new wild dragons and the mysterious Dragon Rider, the two friends find themselves at the center of a battle to protect the peace.” director=”Dean DeBlois” ]

    Main Cast Jay Baruchel Hiccup (voice), Cate Blanchett Valka (voice), Gerard Butler Stoick (voice), Craig Ferguson Gobber (voice)
    Rating PG
    Release Date Fri 13 Jun 2014 UTC
    Director Dean DeBlois
    Genres Animation, Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy
    Plot When Hiccup and Toothless discover an ice cave that is home to hundreds of new wild dragons and the mysterious Dragon Rider, the two friends find themselves at the center of a battle to protect the peace.
    Poster How to Train Your Dragon 2
    Runtime 102
    Tagline
    Writers Dean DeBlois (written by), Cressida Cowell (“How to Train Your Dragon” book series)
    Year 2014